fishfingersandscarves:

Barís sings chapter 37 of sansûkh

status update: i am not okay and its all dets fault

left to right dwarves: gimzih,dis,orla,dwalin,baris,thira,bofur,dori
Elves: mirilin, laephoren

AUGH HOW HOW FISHY 

HOW do you ART SO FAST AND SO GORGEOUS

it is heartbreaking and amazing and I ADORE IT AUGH AUGH BOFURRRRRRRRR’S FAAAAAAAACE

Happy headcanon: Dwalin totally writes back and forth with Bilbo, has done so for years. He lets his kids put in a bit of stuff as well. Frerin scribbles, maybe puts an “F,” Balinith goes on about his newest project (currently growing beans), and Wee Thorin talked about his pie heist for half a page.

I like to think that Dori, Dwalin, Gloin and Bofur & Bombur write to Bilbo on the regular 🙂

(Bombur and Bofur write theirs together!)

Bilbo would giggle at Dwalin’s letters, particularly at Wee Thorin’s descriptions. He knows a young Took who would get on with this Gimizh like a house on fire. Screaming, smoke, people running away – that sort of thing. 

(He’d absolutely write back with a few pointers for Balinith, possibly after a little chat with Hamfast.)

How did Bomfris and Kifur meet? Did they work in the same mines, or simply run into each other because they both lived in the same part of town? Sorry, but I love your OCs, and I’ve always been curious what the dwarves of the Company’s parents were like (I’m weird like that). Tolkien didn’t give us much to work with there, regrettably, but your headcanons are so good!

Awwwww, Bomris and Kifur!

(Bomfris, Bombur and Alris’ daughter, is named to honour both Bofur and her – her great-aunt, whom she never met.)

A bit of background on Bomris, first. She’s a small, thin Dwarrowdam with dark skin , black hair and rough hands. She is weary, resigned and beaten-down from her constant responsibilities, her anxiousness and worry. She is softly-spoken and tends to be nervous in company. She often goes without, so that her brother might eat.

Well, Bomris basically raised her younger brother, Bomfur (Bombur and Bofur’s dad). Their parents were lost in a cave-in – common enough in Ered Luin, where the Mountains had been so tumultuously and dramatically altered, half of them sunken and the tunnels waterlogged, treacherous and dangerous.

They were both miners, poor as the fleas on a church mouse. And as poor people who work in groups often do, it was usual to share a beer or two together after such backbreaking, dangerous work. Bomfur had a quiet, friendly drinking pal, who hung out at the taverns (such as good ole Borin’s in Ered Luin!) with the rest of that rather more rowdy bunch. His name was Kifur, and he liked to whistle.

It was in a tavern that Bomfur met the jolly, wisecracking Genna, and began their silly one-upmanship jokes competition. Genna could easily drink any of the others under the table (and then some!!!) and so one day, Bomris was sent for, to come and collect her utterly utterly soused brother. 

That little Dwarrowdam couldn’t quite carry her (much larger!) younger brother, who was slurring and beaming at Genna and was of no use at all. Many of the others thought it hilarious, and slapped their hands on their thighs and roared with laughter at poor introverted Bomris. 

But Kifur stepped forward and slung Bomfur’s arm around him, and hauled him up. “Which way?” he said, straight to Bomris. 

She gave him a look full of gratitude, and showed him the way back to their bare little house. After Kifur had poured the sodden (and singing) Bomfur into his bed, he turned to Bomris and said, “is there anything else I can do for you?”

She shook her head.

He spotted her pick, lying by the door. “That handle’s loose,” he said. “Maybe I could fix that for you?”

She looked up, and a tiny smile crossed her face. “That would be nice.”

(By the next week, Bomris had a new pick-handle. And she had learned to listen for a lilting whistle, coming up her street.)

The Urs totally use some of their Smaug money to start and fund long-term care facilities, for people like Bifur who need a lot of looking after, and older folks who may/may not have much family, and people recovering from injuries or illnesses. Because they know that not everyone has the time or means to support a friend or family member who needs a lot of attention all the time.

Oh, that is an awesome idea! I have had a few ideas in this direction before, but this takes it even further. I love it. Thank you, Nonnie!

So Bofur knows that some of Bilbo’s cousins dress up their Dwalin dolls in skirts and play tea party. So Bofur makes up some Dwarrowdam dolls and sends them over. They are most popular with fauntlings, and are often found at tea-tables. The gag gift of a Dwalin-doll in a formal court gown has pride of place in Bilbo’s study.

kailthia:

dain-mothafocka:

determamfidd:

AWWWWW ❤ ickle Hobbits with their pretty and ferocious Dwarf toys, sipping tea from toy cups. I love it.

(and everyone expects Dwalin to be annoyed by it. The first time he comes across one of his dolls in a lovely red gown, he picks it up and frowns at it. The room takes a collective breath. 

Then Dwalin whirls upon Bofur and shoves the doll into his face. “Red? RED? Line of Durin, remember? Bofur. Should be blue. Get it right.” 

Then he purses his lips and squints at the doll a little more. “Nice lace though.”

He buys one for Orla, who puts it with the others. Wee Frerinith likes to play with its hair.)

The dwarves being confused as to why the hobbit parents are so embarrassed  at their kids dressing up Dwalin in dresses.

Then they REALISE

it’s only that goddamn GENDER BINARY

The collective face palm can be heard from Erebor to the Shire

determamfidd, does Orla have a collection of Dwalin dolls? Because I am imagining her going by the shelf every day and looking at it in approval. Thorin would laugh so hard the first time he saw  he saw it. 

TBH I imagine that it started as a collection of Dwalin-dolls? It most likely began with the toy that Wee Thorin won from Gimizh. 

And then it soon grew out of control. 

Orla would totally become the undisputed champion doll-collector of Erebor. She would get the whole Company a couple of times over (in their different outfits, naturally), several of the small-run limited edition dolls such as Azaghal, Narvi and Telchar. She would have every edition of her own doll. She would casually walk by the toy-shop every day and stare into the window with worrying intensity.

She treasures that first Dwalin doll, though. That was the one that began it all.

So Bofur knows that some of Bilbo’s cousins dress up their Dwalin dolls in skirts and play tea party. So Bofur makes up some Dwarrowdam dolls and sends them over. They are most popular with fauntlings, and are often found at tea-tables. The gag gift of a Dwalin-doll in a formal court gown has pride of place in Bilbo’s study.

AWWWWW ❤ ickle Hobbits with their pretty and ferocious Dwarf toys, sipping tea from toy cups. I love it.

(and everyone expects Dwalin to be annoyed by it. The first time he comes across one of his dolls in a lovely red gown, he picks it up and frowns at it. The room takes a collective breath. 

Then Dwalin whirls upon Bofur and shoves the doll into his face. “Red? RED? Line of Durin, remember? Bofur. Should be blue. Get it right.” 

Then he purses his lips and squints at the doll a little more. “Nice lace though.”

He buys one for Orla, who puts it with the others. Wee Frerinith likes to play with its hair.)

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liketotessecret:

For all of the Sansukh podfic cast, but also (and always) dedicated to the fantastic determamfidd, without whom we would not have the work of art which is Sansukh.

OH MY GOSH OH MY HEART THIS IS SO CUTE SO SO CUUUUTE

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