although we are totally spoilt for choice, i must say that one of my favourite ever lines is Ori’s “you mean he knows?” in Ch9. ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS. ALWAYS MAKES ME CACKLE. I just love how you manage to encapsulate so much in a single sentence. To me it just represents the thorough lack of subtlety all round from start till end from basically everyone re bagginshield: the exasperation, the incredulity, how everybody knew except, naturally, thorin, and how much headdesking must have occurred.

SO much headdesking. SO MUCH. Every desk ever, covered in little dints from the repeated impacts of twelve Dwarven foreheads. 

I mean, the Bagginshield in Sansukh was eventually an open secret to just about everyone – except the main players. 

Ha, yeah! TOTALLY unsubtle, Ori. But to be fair, Ori was totally incredulous that – really? Finally really truly? Has he actually figured it out, can we stop not-saying the bleeding obvious now?

Bofur was still a bit steamed about it all, even two years later. Gloin found it all inexpressibly sad. 

(Actually – during the Quest, Gloin became very good at surreptitiously stepping on Oin’s foot at appropriate moments. Oin isn’t the most diplomatic of Dwarves, and he was on the verge of just barking it out at least twice a day. What? Not like he would have had to listen to the fallout. Ear trumpet busted. You know.)

It’s the only bet that Nori never collected on. He’s STILL a bit salty over it. 

ursubs:

so i recently fell in love with the fanfic Sansûkh by determamfidd and i absolutely adore gimizh. 

what happened to his tooth? uh. *shrugs*

*falls off chair* THAT’S HIM THAT’S HIM

THAT’S HIS HAIR AND EVERYTHING

I love him! I love him SO MUCH, ahhh, that’s exactly as I imagined him!!! Freckles and snubnose and cheeky grin (I LOVE THAT GAPTOOTH OH my GOD) and his haaaaair!!!

you are AMAZING ! I am totally in awe! THANK YOU THANK YOU FOREVER!

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/113908851443/tumblr_nldl9y5Eew1rr129j?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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theriza:

I was very lucky to get cast as Bofur in the upcoming Sansukh Podfic project, and we were asked to do a little intro, so here you go ^^

Bofur, m’dearest, it is wonderful to hear your gorgeous voice!!!

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theriza:

So I’ll jump the bandwagon and post my audition for Sansukh. Bofur wasn’t on the initial audition list and I haven’t been able to record any examples, but this is my reading for Fili so you at least have an inkling of how I sound. 

Welcome Bofur! 

So you’re going to be keeping my foolish big brother out of trouble, huh? Nice to meet you, King Thorin!

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And you, dear Gimris. Make sure you tell Bofur to wash that Mahal forsaken hat at least once per year.

If there is one thing I’ve learned in married life, is it’s important to choose your battles!

Oi! Pardon me your kingship but that hat got through goblins, wargs, elves and a bloody dragon with less damage than I got. It’s clearly a sign of luck and should be respected as such. And the wife loves it, even if she won’t admit it.

A sign of luck? Or is it so filthy by now that neither goblin, nor warg, nor elf, nor dragon will go within 500 leagues of it?

Write me an answer by raven, Bofur. 

I would but…uhm…the ravens won’t actually come close to it anymore, ever since one of them decided to try and nest in it…

And wasn’t that an adventure unasked for!

Oh come now, think of the posibilities. No, just hear me out: raven babysitters! Eh? It’s all about taking a troublesome situation and beeing a bit inovative!

Well… They might be marginally better at it than my brother! At least they are less likely to teach Gimizh inappropriate songs.

…you are aware who you are married to, right?

I am certain that you are not implying that you have been teaching our son dirty songs. Right. Dear?

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Some dwarf cuddles from determamfidd‘s Sansûkh-verse.

I read a hugging headcanon that described Ori as “your personal koala” and I am pretty sure that is 100% accurate. Except here he’s just Bifur’s personal koala, so back off.

You know things are getting serious with Bofur and Gimris cos Bofur’s not got his hat on. Bom-chikka-wow. (I enjoyed drawing Gimris’s hair).

Even Badass Warriors get tired, especially when they have a newborn baby. Would Orla and Dwalin own cushions? I have no idea. Still not really settled on a mental image for Orla sorry Orla.

if you heard a minor explosion somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere – yeaaaaah, that was me. 

I LOVE THEM I LOVE YOU

Oh my GOSHHHSHHH how adorable are Bifur and Ori, just so warm and comfortable and YES Ori the Koala, and Bofur and Gimris YOU LOVELY DORKS ohhhh they look so happy, they just laugh all the time, and lajshdflajshfdlaj Dwalin and Orla i know that feel, catching a snuggle while the baby is FINALLY sleeping and OH

CHESS I AM IN AWE THANK YOU THANK YOU

Oh Great and Terrible (For Making Me Cry) Dets, will you please share how the Frankly Amazing Friendship of Bofur and Dain came to be? I’ve wondered since Chapter 2, when Bofur (of all the Company) was the only one to see the Mirkwood/Erebor Treaty signed!

It was sort of an accident, really.

So many people were injured after the battle. Bombur’s leg was mending, if slowly (the orc-poison damaged so many of his tissues, it was a wonder he managed to regain any use of it at all. Dwarves are hardy folk, though) and Bifur lay insensate after the reopening of his head wound. Bofur was frantic with worry. Oin eventually shooed him from the sickrooms to go and eat something, because: ‘I don’t need another patient, an’ you’re about to drop where you stand! Go! Eat! Rest! Bugger off, I don’t want to see you again for at least a day!’

So Bofur was at a loose end. He couldn’t rest, though, not when his kin lay so terribly injured. He ate, but didn’t really taste it. He wandered for a while, aimlessly drifting through ruined Erebor.

And then he stumbled over the entrance to the tombs, where they’d laid Thorin and the lads only days before. The torches were lit, and he found himself taking the long steps down, down, down into the chill. 

The statues were freshly hewn and hair was scattered around their feet, cut from many beards in mourning. And sitting upon the plinth that held up Thorin’s likeness was Dain, his head bent and in his hands. 

Bofur paused, ready to leave, but Dain heard him. The new King lifted his head slowly, as though it weighed a tonne. His eyes were shadowed pits of grief as he met Bofur’s gaze. 

The two stared at each other for a long, heavy, awful moment.

Then Bofur blurted, “want to go get drunk?”

Dain’s mouth actually twitched. “Do I ever.”

And so they did. 

dear wonderful dets, will you mind sharing with us 3 pieces of trivia (or more if you like) about bofur and gimris and/or their marriage? please? :D

1) Gimris is one of the few Dwarrows who have changed their calling later in their life. She was studying to be a glassblower, and she had some modest skill at it. But it didn’t excite her much. She began studying medicine in a very anticlimactic way: by picking up one of her uncle’s books one dull afternoon and idly leafing through it.

Before she knew it, it was 3am and she’d read the whole thing.

She marched up to the Healer’s Guild the very next morning and demanded to be apprenticed. 

2) Bofur has never really adjusted to being rich. Gimris, daughter of a banker and a Lord of the Line of Durin, has been instrumental in helping him invest his money. They fund a school for Broadbeam children, a music scholarship, and bankroll many of the healer’s fees for poor miners. Bofur is also a bit at sea in the politic landscape he has inadvertently become a part of. He basically ignores all convention and speaks just as he has always done (see also: speaking to the Dale-Men). Dain loves it, but some of the older nobles get a bit huffish and sniffy. Gimris is a big help there as well (so long as she can curb the sarcasm for three seconds put together). 

3) Before Gimizh was born, Bofur went into an absolute frenzy of creation and purchasing. Toys, toys, TOYS, the crib, a change-table, stacks of soft linens for nappies, the finest baby clothes that could be bought, the most gorgeous doodads and cunning little gadgets and mobiles, more toys, TOYS EVERYWHERE. He bought beautiful swaddles and bibs, little soft woollen hats and mittens and booties galore. Every time he hit the market for weeks, certain stallholders grinned because they knew they were about to make one hell of a sale. Bombur tried to say something… and it fell on deaf ears, because Bofur was so elated and so freaked out, that buying things seemed to be the way to cope with it all. 

Gimris, bless her, only said, “it’s beautiful, you silly soft thing,” and found a place for whatever he’d bought upon the crammed nursery shelves. Then she would let him feel the baby shifting and kicking for a time to soothe his nerves. (her own coping strategy was to read and re-read, and re-read her medical books. She argued with her healer – a LOT.)

When Gimizh FINALLY arrived (he was nearly two weeks late, and Gimris was going berserk) he managed to ruin all that expensive gear in record time. 

I hope that pleases, Nonnie! 😀