How is the giant get-your-drink-on event that is the anniversary of BOTFA handled by people in the Halls in your opinion?

Depends on the people involved. I think there would be a big to-do on the anniversary of every major battle, really. Dagorlad, Last Alliance, Azanulbizar, BOTFA, all that. Some people would get megadrunk, cry, laugh, sing and fall over. Some people would get maudlin, or get together with those who were there and reminisce about stuff. IDK, it would be very individual, I expect.

(I think Fili and Kili would spend the whole day with their uncle, trying to lift his mood)

ohpippin:

productivity; noun

the state or quality of being productive

ledamemangociana:

i can’t stop help me

nite-daze:

Best meme I’ve seen all day

ladyunderthemountain:

you have to be fucking kidding me

bloodynoldor:

… which proves that Thranduil has either no idea of the geography of Middle Earth or just really wants his son to die.

So i’m rereading the Hobbit and crakcing up cause the trolls are called Tom, Bert, and William. Like what. Are there Orcs called Jeffrey or Robert?

LOLOL, one of my favourite things about the trolls (apart from the bitching) is their names, hahaha.

I like to think that our battering-ram/headbutting troll in BOTFA is called Derek, jsyk.

tosquinha:

In the middle of the fucking battlefield

nelyo3:

Dain Ironfoot

acornshields:

loriendesse:

Thorin and Dain in the middle of the battlefield

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#this bit #is like #my favorite #it makes me crack up and love dwarves so much #YOU DORKS WHAT KIND OF FAMILY REUNION IS THIS #A DWARVISH FAMILY REUNION #THATS WHAT IT IS #mayhem and violence and destruction and orcs everywhere #HEY CUZ #hold on wait a second let me #hold on #let me just SLAUGHTER MY WAY OVER THERE #sup man #hugs #just lets have a freakin family hug in the middle of the goddamn battlefield #JUST DWARVES MAN #I REALLY LOVE DWARVES #WHAT RIDICULOUS LITTLE FUCKERS (via linddz)