By The Hobbit The Battle of the five armies art and design
Friendly rivalry between their sons Legolas and Gimli
I need this scene so bad
Tag: botfa
Hi my name is Smaug and I’ll be singing I’ll Blow You Away.
I loved the first two thirds of BotFA. Everything I didn’t like about the last third, Gandalf was so kind to summarise for me.
That Bard reblog you did reminded me that when I first read the Hobbit at about nine or so, I didn’t realize that Bard was his name and thought it was a job description. So for the longest time I always thought of him as ‘singer guy who shoots stuff’. Or Bard, the Bardic Bowman.
Aaaaaand now I am imagining him playing furious cello at the dragon.
“bowman”
hehehehehehhehehehehehehe
deTS OHMYGOD
someone now needs to draw smaug going “what wiLL YOU DO NOW, BOWMAN”
and bard jut going “THIS, YOU GIANT GECKO”
and he just pulls out a cello and just
“WHOSE MUSIC SOOTHES THE FUCKING BEAST NOW, SCALE FACE” and he’s playing the cello with this D:< on his face i’m just
OH MY GOSH YES
LIKE ALL

I shall now play the #1 single, “aw man, FUCK dragons” from my upcoming album, “DWARVES CAN KISS MY ASS”