May I ask a question? Are any of the dwarrowdams more…fuller figured? Back in October, I was seriously considering getting a dress pattern and fabric to see about dressing up as on of the dwarrowdams from Sansukh for Halloween (yes I dress up to hand out candy, I’m a nerd like that), but I didn’t because I thought I’d be too heavy to pull it off. I ended up being Lily Munster, so I don’t know why I hesitated so much about the dwarrowdams, tbh, it just would’ve felt wrong somehow.

YES. THEY ARE. ALL OF THEM ARE. 

I don’t really jive with any depiction of Dwarves as skinny, Nonnie. All of my girls are fuller-figured. 

They have different variations and placements of fat and muscle, of course: but they’re all solid and thickset. Here’s a quick list for you, detaling some of them as I’ve come to see them, and I hope it makes you smile! I dearly hope you cosplay a Dwarf lady. I think you would be wonderful. Really wonderful. 

– Hrera (A PROPERLY PLUMP BROADBEAM TUMMY, CHUNKY LEGS AND ANKLES, medium bosom, rolls and dimples at her wrists)
– Baris (Tummy, big bosom AND thick thighs. Soft arms just right for cuddling. Also, you ever seen a professional opera singer’s ribcage and torso? SHE BUILT.)
– Alris (SUPER STRONG ARMS, hella big hips and bum, small bosom – this lady is definitely gifted in the caboose area)
– Bomfris (a lovely Broadbeam tummy, muscled arms from archery, very broad shoulders and back, short legs)

– Fris (shortest of my girls. she has a big-hipped pear-bottom with cute pinch-rolls of skin high upon her back, and thick, soft padded arms.)

– Mizim (a famous beauty, she has a clear double chin, a sweet soft tummy, delicious thick thighs that kiss and spill against each other, abundant silvery hair)
– Orla (MASSIVE BOSOM. Like, HUGE. MASSIVELY STRONG ARMS, barrel-waisted, heavy-muscled thighs and calves, A BIG LASS)
– Dis (STRETCH. MARKS. Loose skin over her belly. Arms that have lost muscle mass for fat instead. LOOSE SKIN.)
– Gimris (this girl is a beauty like her mum! CHIN. TUMMY. LOVELY BIG LEGS. She has clearly defined shoulder-muscles from hauling around all day.) 

I really, REALLY from-the-bottom-of-my-heart hope that this has given you some confidence and some ideas, Nonnie. I believe you would be a stupendous Dwarrowdam. I truly do. 

determamfidd:

the-dragongirl:

statichawkins:

fuckthisimgoingtoerebor:

houkakyou:

determamfidd:

being friends w amazing cosplayers and creative dynamos like @the-dragongirl @aviva0017 @houkakyou @jedi-goldberry-with-the-force @flukeoffate @fuckthisimgoingtoerebor @balinisballin (and many more) IS DANGEROUS…

… i blame them for this mad new idea…

*deep breath*

…that perhaps i could make a cosplay for Hrera.

DO IT OMG 👌🏽❤️❤️❤️ NO REGRETS

*flings enable-rays in the direction of Oz*

DOOOO ITTTTTT.

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Dets, I will PERSONALLY find a con that I can come and take photos with you, if you do this. I’m not sure when, and I’m not sure how, but I will make it happen.

I’M DOIN IT BARIS RICKY PATRICK HOUKAKYOU MY LOVES, I’M DOIN IT. I am scribbling stuff on paper, trying to come up with a decent design. it is really bloody hard not to model it on an Elizabethan gown tbh

I dragged out my corset to try on and ok the romantic style isn’t gonna cut it. BUT WHAT DO I SEE, TUCKED AWAY BESIDE IT? a very severe, high-waisted corset from my graduation formal night, from when i was 17. IT. STILL. FITS  – if that’s not fate I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

FUCKIN HECK HYEAH I AM GONNA HROCK IT AS HRERA

I HAVE TWO POSSIBLE DESIGNS

but dyou think i can choose between them???? NOSSIREE.

IMAGINE THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY BURGUNDY OK i don’t have any burgundy pens or pencils heheh

I LIKE THE FAUX-FUR OVERSLEEVES

I FUCKING ADORE BRONZE AND BLUE

(perhaps 2nd one w oversleeves attached IDEK AUGH i must ruminate upon this)

the-dragongirl:

statichawkins:

fuckthisimgoingtoerebor:

houkakyou:

determamfidd:

being friends w amazing cosplayers and creative dynamos like @the-dragongirl @aviva0017 @houkakyou @jedi-goldberry-with-the-force @flukeoffate @fuckthisimgoingtoerebor @balinisballin (and many more) IS DANGEROUS…

… i blame them for this mad new idea…

*deep breath*

…that perhaps i could make a cosplay for Hrera.

DO IT OMG 👌🏽❤️❤️❤️ NO REGRETS

*flings enable-rays in the direction of Oz*

DOOOO ITTTTTT.

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Dets, I will PERSONALLY find a con that I can come and take photos with you, if you do this. I’m not sure when, and I’m not sure how, but I will make it happen.

I’M DOIN IT BARIS RICKY PATRICK HOUKAKYOU MY LOVES, I’M DOIN IT. I am scribbling stuff on paper, trying to come up with a decent design. it is really bloody hard not to model it on an Elizabethan gown tbh

I dragged out my corset to try on and ok the romantic style isn’t gonna cut it. BUT WHAT DO I SEE, TUCKED AWAY BESIDE IT? a very severe, high-waisted corset from my graduation formal night, from when i was 17. IT. STILL. FITS  – if that’s not fate I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

FUCKIN HECK HYEAH I AM GONNA HROCK IT AS HRERA

statichawkins:

determamfidd:

statichawkins:

determamfidd:

statichawkins:

NGL I really want to cosplay Wee Thorin. @determamfidd this is your fault for making adorable characters. And the people who draw them.

But my to-cosplay list is so long already.

omg

AHHHHHHH

Okay but I’m legitimately considering how to do this cosplay in time for Nekocon, which is the beginning of November.

*TREMBLES FEROCIOUSLY*

GUH. Seriously, I am STUNNED AND SO OVERJOYED you would consider cosplaying him! 

OKAY BUT LIKE WHEN I READ IT A YEAR AGO I WAS LIKE, I NEED TO COSPLAY SOMEONE. THE RE READ JUST REMINDED ME OF THIS AND CEMENTED THE DECISION OF IT BEING WEE THORIN OKAY.

OKAY I JUST FELL OFF THE CHAIR

DUDE OH MY GOD, ALL THAT TIME AGO??? AHHH 

ALSO YES YES WEE THORIN, SO MUCH YES – BE A TINY TREMENDOUS BADASS, GET AN APPELLATION, KICK ALL THE ASS AND DO IT WHILE ROLLING YOUR EYES AT GIMIZH 

statichawkins:

determamfidd:

statichawkins:

NGL I really want to cosplay Wee Thorin. @determamfidd this is your fault for making adorable characters. And the people who draw them.

But my to-cosplay list is so long already.

omg

AHHHHHHH

Okay but I’m legitimately considering how to do this cosplay in time for Nekocon, which is the beginning of November.

*TREMBLES FEROCIOUSLY*

GUH. Seriously, I am STUNNED AND SO OVERJOYED you would consider cosplaying him!