Laerophen has acquired some dwarf-style clothing because Somehow (Gimizh) some of Laero’s clothes got ruined. Dori does his best to make sure Larophen looks fabulous, and the result is surprisingly effective. Some of Bilbo’s Shire patterns are used. Thranduil sees some of the new clothes and is somewhat displeased. He is only mollified by the fact that dwarf clothes are better than no clothes or ruined clothes. And Gimizh did a hell of a job ruining elf-clothes. That takes /work./

OH YIKES AHAHAHAHA

HEADCANONPALOOZA PART 14!!!!

(tbh? I have a feeling that Frerinith isn’t going to care all that much about having an Elf of his own. And that particular one keeps smooshing faces with Gimli, anyway. Gimizh’s Elf is far far easier to boss around.)

I NEED SPICY SOUP COMPETITIONS BETWEEN DAIN AND GENILD YESTERDAY. YESTERDAY.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13

it feels like time for another HEADCANONPALOOZA!

(sorry so sorry, I would love to answer these individually but they’ve piled up on me again, and I am currently devoting my miniscule free time to writing. Oh what a joy it is to be back at work, with two people’s workloads…)

These are freaking adorable! (I like all these new piggies, but Petal is still prettiest piggy. tbh I don’t think Dain even asks people if they want one any more. Too many refusals. They just materialise. Inexplicable pigs!) THAT THRAIN ONE W THE GOATS. And warm snuggly Gloin is mmmmm yes yes okay, lucky girl Mizim. You hug that warm soft furry Dwarf. YES YES TO FRERINITH WITH PAINTED NAILS. yESSSS. Custard, you – you cat you!!! and awwww, Mirkwood elves are putty before the power of the tiny Dwarf child 🙂

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12,

Hi, I was rereading Sansukh in preparation for the next chapter drop, and I got to the chapter where you do a brief recap of Zhori, and I am a massive fan of various textile arts, so I decided to share my dwarwen weaving/loom headcannons with you. Okay, so I think Tolkien was writing about a vaguely 10th to 12th centuryish sort of era in LotR, which means that if middle-earth’s technology develops parallel to ours, that means that people would be developing what we call horizontal looms. (1/?)

(2/?) Horizontal looms basically were a revolution, and they were/are ridiculously hard to make by hand, so, who in Tolkien’s world would be making them first, but the dwarves? And horizontal looms are really good for complicated patterns so, the dwarves would be able to make these gorgeously patterned rugs and tapestries, and clothing could have fantastic patterns directly woven in to them. But only well off weavers could probably afford it. So, I headcannon Zhori had a different type of loom.

(3/?) Zhori probably used a warp weighted loom, which is basically a workhorse loom, because you can do practically anything on it. You can tie the shed in place and make cut pile rugs working from the ground up, you can weave long cloth, you can make fancy tapestry on it if you have the patience to warp it. It can even be broken down somewhat easily if you wanted to move it. Zhori would have loved it because with one loom she could support herself and her children. 

(4/5) (these are getting long sorry). Also, warp weighted looms need warp weights, which are either stone or clay doughnuts, that could be intricately patterned. In a slightly sadder headcannon, Dori is only able to keep a few of his mother’s shuttles and her weaving sword, because he has to sell her loom and remaining stock to keep himself and his brothers fed in a bad winter. Dori eventually uses a horizontal loom himself, but he uses Zhori’s shuttles and weaving sword on it. To remember her. 

(5/5) Sorry for the inbox flood, I just have many feelings in regards to weaving, and Sansukh, so this was a chance to combine two of my passions. One quick last thing, tablet weaving (basically it’s pieces of cardboard/other similar material used as the heddles where you turn them to open the shed for weaving) is something Zhori taught Dori to do when he was little and she was pregnant with Nori. It’s something small, teaches him the beginnings of weaving, and keeps him out of trouble.


NEVER BE SORRY. EVER. FOR THIS. SHEER. GLORY.

I had to go look all of these things up, you are simply incredible and this sent me down a wonderful winding path to a world I’d never even seen before, oh my GOD

Amazing, the world is amazing, these headcanons are AMAZING,  and you are amazing holy heck

Horizontal loom

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Warp weighted loom

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Tablet Weaving (this looks so EFFING ADORABLE)

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(this is a little tablet-weaving loom made of copper HOW CUTE IS IT, HOW EASILY CAN I SEE DORI USING IT oh my GOD)

I am so so SO on board with all of this, I can’t thank you enough. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 

So it’s Dwalin and Orla’s wedding anniversary, and the Dwalinuls make a cake for the (small) party, supervised by Dori. It’s a kind of ugly cake – the pan was put in weirdly, so the cake is lopsided. The icing job is atrocious; Wee Thorin tried spelling out ‘happy anniversary’ but ran out of room. Fortunately, it tastes pretty good. And Bombur made other food, which looked and taste d great,

PFFFT

but I bet it tasted lovely!!!