Tag: dori

fishfingersandscarves:

Knife to Meet You

determamfidd updated Sansukh with the most descriptively enticing chapter of them all! (in my opinion) Inorna is a character I love to hate and in chapter 40..Man I really hated her
this is my 84 sansukh piece I’ve created and I’m well on my way to 100,, so just wait,, just you wait

Read Chapter 40 HERE

LMAO OH NOOOOOO OH YEOUCH – Dori is tough, though! his expression here is just – Aaaargh. My heart. My heart.

FISHY, I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOOOOVE IT. ALSO IT HURTS AND ALSO I LOVE IT. *hugs you tight* lsakegfjlashdgfjalshfdals OH MY GODDDDD DORI WHY DID I EVER

(an itty backstory behind the cut, heheh)

so, Inorna and Krummett are verrrrry loosely based on people from my high school the names are even a little similar, whoops!!! Inorna was THE most self-satisfied, self-important cow I’ve ever known, throwing tantrums every two seconds if she didn’t get her way, or loudly declaring how amazing/tragic/hard-done-by she was, all the time, making EVERYTHING about her no matter what it was. She bullied me into essentially doing her senior Music performance assessment for her… and then proceeded to ‘stab me in the back’. A really lovely human being! Her BF Krummett was basically a rabid attack dog who fawned all over her in the creepiest way imaginable.

You’d think that they are being caricatured here… but I’ve actually toned them WAY down. They are two of the only people I have ever hated myself, so I’m glad they’re coming across as suitably vile! 15yo me is retroactively pleased 🙂

IT’S [cue liberty bell march] HEADCANONPALOOZA PART TEN!

OH OUCH @ THAT DAIN HC. OUCH. OUUUUCH i love it

And my own Duchess has a bit of a foot fetish herself! She rubs her head against feet and shoes obsessively. It makes getting up a little tricky sometimes, because you’re just. Um. Okay, kitty, you do you.

AAAAH OMFG OF COURSE, GIMIZH IS TOTALLY PONYO *sings* Gimizh, gimizh gimizh, child of Erebor, tiny little Dwarfling, the terror we adore!

Oh! I love the practice-piercings idea too – does anybody remember those magnetic earrings that were around a gigazillion years ago? I bet Dwarves make use of stuff like that!

(omg everybody, I just got back from swimming with my Dwarfling…and my inbox has asploded again! I love you all, tremendously. But pretty pretty please can we maybe scale it back to one headcanon per person per day? I would like to give them all more time, you see!)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 

Oooh, ANOTHER Headcanonpalooza! That makes this one Part 8!

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7,

(seriously, if you need a smile, read through these. They’re all SO. DAMN. CUTE.)

FAT BABY FRERIN IS GODDAMN REAL AND TRUE. and aaargh, little scowly Fili with the important little stare, that outraged toddler stare is the absolute best. 

Awww, and I really feel Dori’s pain here *looks sadly at where orange crayon has yet again been applied on the walls and couch and doors*

So this is more of a headwonder – Do Dwarves have hairdressers? Like Dori (sob!), all his family is gone, so unless he’s hypermobile there’s no way to do those complex braids alone. Given the intimacy of braiding, can it be done for pay? Is it as shameful as hiring a prostitute, or just not spoken about in polite society? Or do solitary Dwarves resort to simple hair and beardstyles, and is that recognised as a sign of mourning? So much hair, so many questions!

*stares helplessly at ask*

UH DUNNO. Whoa, I really don’t know, Nonnie! In Dori’s case, he may not have his brothers anymore (*sniffles forever*) but he does have dear friends and companions all around him. Gloin, Dwalin, Bofur, Dis, Orla, Dain – any of the Company or their families would certainly do his hair for him… and try to do it to his exacting standards, heheheh.

I don’t think that getting your hair done by someone who is paid for that purpose would be shameful, tbh. Just very sad. 

IDK. Thoughts?