HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Statler and Waldorf – with axes. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Statler and Waldorf – with axes. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
YES.
I love the idea that eventually, the Royal Council just has these two old totally-unshockable, completely unflappable bastards sitting on it. And everytime someone says, ‘this is a catastophe!’ or the like, they’d glance and each other and snort very, very loudly.
Because what do these idiots know about catastrophes?!?
(AND GLOIN REMEMBER GLOIN TOO)
Awwwww! Thank you so much, Nonnie – also, I feel like I should send you a Custard too eep. *hugs and blankets and furry puddy tats*
Barís sings chapter 37 of sansûkh
status update: i am not okay and its all dets fault
left to right dwarves: gimzih,dis,orla,dwalin,baris,thira,bofur,dori
Elves: mirilin, laephoren
AUGH HOW HOW FISHY
HOW do you ART SO FAST AND SO GORGEOUS
it is heartbreaking and amazing and I ADORE IT AUGH AUGH BOFURRRRRRRRR’S FAAAAAAAACE
OH *cries softly* OH
OUCH, NONNIE.
(And he lets her, and tries to do likewise discreetly in return, as does Dwalin. Because who else knows what she has lost better than they?)
AUGH NO

They do! I love that you like that about them! Yes, I deliberately injected a couple of similarities. 😉
Though Wee Thorin is the exasperated, put-upon, voice-of-reason friend (I think if he were on tumblr his most-used tag would be ‘GIMIZH NO’ – and Gimizh would answer gleefully ‘GIMIZH YES’), he does have a very mighty scowl!
Balinith is nowhere near as silver-tongued or diplomatic or even as gregarious as his namesake…. but he is very very good at getting to the bottom of things.
And Frerinith is a bubbly, sunny little fellow, yes – but he is also a bossy little boots and very imperious. He loves to get his own way!
I like to think that Dori, Dwalin, Gloin and Bofur & Bombur write to Bilbo on the regular 🙂
(Bombur and Bofur write theirs together!)
Bilbo would giggle at Dwalin’s letters, particularly at Wee Thorin’s descriptions. He knows a young Took who would get on with this Gimizh like a house on fire. Screaming, smoke, people running away – that sort of thing.
(He’d absolutely write back with a few pointers for Balinith, possibly after a little chat with Hamfast.)

OH NOONNNIIIEEEEE
AWWWWW
LOVE IT, YES YES, CUDDLY LITTLE FRERINITH BEING A TINY GUIDED MISSILE OF CHEER