dyt laerophen is going to watch gimizh go through his emo phase

HAHAHAHA oh gosh, oh dear!

But now I’m remembering that Elves now and again wear paints, in Sansukh. Legolas mentioned it in Lothlorien, from memory… if you suspect this was a response to Eyeliner Legolas in The Hobbit… you would absolutely be right, lol

So, I’m imagining Laerophen showing Gimli how to apply black eyeliner. And it is a very cute image. Elf and Dwarf both staring intently into a mirror, pulling the extraordinary faces you have to pull (idk, I always do) when putting makeup on. 

😀

So speaking of Alris and Bombur, she’s way older than him, right? How did they meet?

jeza-red:

determamfidd:

Alris is forty years older than Bombur, but in Dwarven terms that doesn’t really mean all that much tbh. They are long-lived, after all.

Ohgosh, I had a sort of idea? That Alris, being a tanner, would have been rather, um. Well. Tanning is a smelly job. Very smelly. Animal hides are stinky at the best of times, and then there’s all the things that people have used over the centuries to cure them (the most well-known is urine, lol, but other rather less salubrious things have also been used).

Alris isn’t smelly, not when she’s not at work, and she’s a bubbly and happy and gregarious Dwarrowdam. She’s stout and clever and rather pretty, with brown hair and green eyes and a pair of truly awe-inspiring hips (she got the booty, DO SHE EVER). 

But her job turned others away. She liked her job, it was interesting (Alris is not in the LEAST afraid of muck: see also, 12 kids. Lots of muck involved) and she isn’t intimidated by hard work either, but she was a trifle lonely now and then. She didn’t really resent the way people drew back when they found out she was a tanner (resentment’s not really a part of her mental landscape tbh), but she would sigh now and then in a manner that was very unlike her normal cheery self. 

Alris would sell her wares at the markets on Thatrnarât (Saturdays), when craftspeople and food vendors would gather and try to make a small living from what they had managed to create through the week. There wasn’t much to go around (and the hunters and trappers charged an exorbitant price for the skins they sold her) but Alris was scraping by. She would sell her tanned leathers and furs, and now and then would have enough time to make a few pieces – a satchel here, a jacket, a hat.

She wasn’t really expecting? To meet a young, handsome Dwarf. He ran a stall a few aisles away, and he was admirably built, with the most delicious beard. But he was so shy.

He hung around her stall now and then, and she would watch him from the corner of her eye. At first she though he might be a thief, but soon discarded that notion. He was far too obvious to be any good at it. 

After a few Thatrnarât of this, he managed to pick up his feet and approach her. He was so quiet when he spoke that she had to lean right in to hear him. It was as though he rarely bothered speaking. “The hat,” he said, soft as a little mouse. “Um. That one.”

She tipped her head in acknowledgement, not wanting to scare her delicious little dormouse away. She wrapped it, and then asked, “for someone special?”

Well, it didn’t hurt to discover if he was attached or not. Though a Dwarf as lovely as he was wouldn’t be…

“No – no, I’m not – it’s for. Bofur. My brother,” he mumbled. “S’ his nameday.”

“Oh.” She thought a moment, and then squeezed his hand reassuringly and gave him her sunniest, friendliest smile. “Then it’s half-price, and I won’t hear a word otherwise. May he wear it in good health.”

He looked a little poleaxed, and then gulped. “No, I couldn’t possibly…”

“You can and have,” she said firmly, and put the parcel before him and shook his hand. “Done.”

He clutched at her hand, looking at her with big, lovely brown eyes – like she set mithril in the earth. “You’re so nice,” he blurted. “Can I make you dinner? To say thank you. I mean. Oh, I should say. Thank you. Thank you!”

She smiled. “I don’t know. Can you cook?”

Some time later-

Alris leaned back in her chair, a bit dazzled.

Bombur (his name was Bombur, her delicious dormouse was called Bombur) actually beamed at her. “I can cook,” he said, a trifle smugly.

“I’ll say,” she said faintly.

So… is Alris and Bombur’s situation the reverse of Gloin and Mizim? 😉

Gloin and Alris live their lives and one day they both see these crazy attractive dwarrows and are like “..Mahal’s balls I’d tap that!” XD

Hahahaha, not quite! Gloin knew Mizim for some years actually before they were married. They had a very long and very tumultuous courtship. Unlike Bombur and Alris, who moved at the speed of light, comparatively!

All the Durin kids getting together and practicing their glowers. Wee Thorin usually wins. Frerinith is usually too giggly.

Wee Thorin would DEFINITELY win. His scowl is a thing of epic grandeur. Grown Dwarves have been known to take a step back from it.

Balinith is an expert at the flat, level, unimpressed, ‘I am going to ignore the drivel pouring from your mouth’ stare.

Frerinith would certainly try, but would absolutely end up giggling. When Frerinith gets mad he gets all pouty and red-faced and crumply. He is a master of the “massive-indrawn-breath… HOLLER WITH INDIGNATION” art-form.

Gimizh can scowl. It’s not bad. But it’s nowhere near on the level of his friend. The thing to watch out for with Gimizh is sad puppy eyes. They are devastating (and he knows it, the lil shit hahaha). 

So speaking of Alris and Bombur, she’s way older than him, right? How did they meet?

Alris is forty years older than Bombur, but in Dwarven terms that doesn’t really mean all that much tbh. They are long-lived, after all.

Ohgosh, I had a sort of idea? That Alris, being a tanner, would have been rather, um. Well. Tanning is a smelly job. Very smelly. Animal hides are stinky at the best of times, and then there’s all the things that people have used over the centuries to cure them (the most well-known is urine, lol, but other rather less salubrious things have also been used).

Alris isn’t smelly, not when she’s not at work, and she’s a bubbly and happy and gregarious Dwarrowdam. She’s stout and clever and rather pretty, with brown hair and green eyes and a pair of truly awe-inspiring hips (she got the booty, DO SHE EVER). 

But her job turned others away. She liked her job, it was interesting (Alris is not in the LEAST afraid of muck: see also, 12 kids. Lots of muck involved) and she isn’t intimidated by hard work either, but she was a trifle lonely now and then. She didn’t really resent the way people drew back when they found out she was a tanner (resentment’s not really a part of her mental landscape tbh), but she would sigh now and then in a manner that was very unlike her normal cheery self. 

Alris would sell her wares at the markets on Thatrnarât (Saturdays), when craftspeople and food vendors would gather and try to make a small living from what they had managed to create through the week. There wasn’t much to go around (and the hunters and trappers charged an exorbitant price for the skins they sold her) but Alris was scraping by. She would sell her tanned leathers and furs, and now and then would have enough time to make a few pieces – a satchel here, a jacket, a hat.

She wasn’t really expecting? To meet a young, handsome Dwarf. He ran a stall a few aisles away, and he was admirably built, with the most delicious beard. But he was so shy.

He hung around her stall now and then, and she would watch him from the corner of her eye. At first she though he might be a thief, but soon discarded that notion. He was far too obvious to be any good at it. 

After a few Thatrnarât of this, he managed to pick up his feet and approach her. He was so quiet when he spoke that she had to lean right in to hear him. It was as though he rarely bothered speaking. “The hat,” he said, soft as a little mouse. “Um. That one.”

She tipped her head in acknowledgement, not wanting to scare her delicious little dormouse away. She wrapped it, and then asked, “for someone special?”

Well, it didn’t hurt to discover if he was attached or not. Though a Dwarf as lovely as he was wouldn’t be…

“No – no, I’m not – it’s for. Bofur. My brother,” he mumbled. “S’ his nameday.”

“Oh.” She thought a moment, and then squeezed his hand reassuringly and gave him her sunniest, friendliest smile. “Then it’s half-price, and I won’t hear a word otherwise. May he wear it in good health.”

He looked a little poleaxed, and then gulped. “No, I couldn’t possibly…”

“You can and have,” she said firmly, and put the parcel before him and shook his hand. “Done.”

He clutched at her hand, looking at her with big, lovely brown eyes – like she set mithril in the earth. “You’re so nice,” he blurted. “Can I make you dinner? To say thank you. I mean. Oh, I should say. Thank you. Thank you!”

She smiled. “I don’t know. Can you cook?”

Some time later-

Alris leaned back in her chair, a bit dazzled.

Bombur (his name was Bombur, her delicious dormouse was called Bombur) actually beamed at her. “I can cook,” he said, a trifle smugly.

“I’ll say,” she said faintly.

do you think one day you’ll explain what the dark names mean? some make sense but some are really abstract

*squints at list of dark-names* I’ve explained Thror’s, Gimli’s, Dwalin’s and Frerin’s in more detail before, but here’s a blurb or two on some of the others? I hope they’re the ones you’re talking about. They’re not always meant to be obvious: they can be interpreted in all sorts of ways, generally. As I’ve mentioned before, the name does not shape the Dwarf’s life, it is not a prophecy. 


Dis – Mutûkhamthur – Song of Steel
This can refer to several things. My version of Dis is hard as hard: she has been slowly made into a Dwarrowdam of purest steel. She is also cold now: icy, just like steel. And like steel, she remembers the fires of her forging. As for ‘song’ – she still has the ringing mithril voice of her youth, beautiful and melodious. She is also an expert swordswoman.

Gloin – Idhêrmarku – Striking Shield
Gloin will always leap to the defensive – and it’s not because he is an aggressive or violent Dwarf. It is because he is protective. He is a shield. Gloin will protect will his entire self, his whole being – and he will take anyone to task. Anyone. He will strike to keep safe those he cares for. He will move swiftly to protect, be it with his fists, with his financial acumen, with his tongue, with his axe. Gloin will not EVER stand idly by.

Thrain – Mazarnûn – He who is unyielded
Though Thrain’s life has irrevocably altered and scarred him, he never capitulated. Even after nine years of torture, he would not yield. He never gave up hope. He is not broken, no matter how he believes that he is. He did not ever passively accept his fate. Thrain does. Not. Yield. Not to Sauron, not to the Dwarven Ring, not to fear or his nightmares. He might bend, he might quake, he might weep and he is forever changed – but he is not broken.

Ori – Ulkhuduthaku – Miner of Light
Several things this can refer to! Ori is a seeker after knowledge. That is one meaning. He is also an optimist compared to his brothers. He is a guide to many through his work as scribe, he ‘unearths’ Bifur’s communication skills after his wound is reopened. He is a miner, no less than any other. His diggings are just a little different!

Bofur – Inzêgid-‘abbad – Ringing Mountains
I am fond of Bofur’s name! This can refer to a couple of things as well: Bofur IS a miner, after all, and his pick can make mountains ring in a very literal way. But it also refers to his jokester nature and his laughter. Bofur is a funny fellow, after all!

Bifur –  lanzulkhud – Evening Twilight
This one is probably the one that could be accused of obscurity, I guess! I got a little creative here. Twilight is a time of cusps, and Bifur hovers perpetually between two states. He is gentle: he is a berserker. He speaks Khuzdul: he speaks Westron. He is a miner: he is a toymaker, etc etc. It can also be seen as a reference to his work (a miner lives in perpetual evening, after all). Twilight is when nocturnal animals go berserk. But evening is also very beautiful and can be very calm too. So there we have it.

Balin – Kibiluik-kemath – Silver Voice
This is a reference to Balin’s smooth-talkin’ ways. He does manage to wrangle Bard, after all – and Bard isn’t the most trusting of fellows. It’s also a nod to his persuasiveness. 😀

If you want more info on them, there’s always my dark-names tag 🙂

mamma-scandinavia-personal:

“is there anything left standing?”

determamfidd

I laughed my ass off at that part- I kid you not.

also I normally draw Kilí with this facial expression- but hey.

A Durin’s a Durin no matter how dead

alsgdladshfgaljshal HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my god, sheer awesome. That is hilarious. all *sideeyes* Uhhhhhhh. 

Thank you so so much! I am giggling forever at his expression, ahhh!!!