frerin and custard from chapter 37 of determamfidds sansûkh!

oh frerin you little tater tot. i wish i could just kind of. burrow in there with you. ill even bring my own cat.

oooooohhhhhhhhh look at this pair of snuggly sweethearts, AHHHH

Urs, I love them. I absolutely freaking adore it. It’s completely and totally gorgeous and perfect: Custard looks like an epic smoochface, and oohhhhhhhh Frerin, sad little sunshine of my life ahhhh!!! His little freckles, his ears, his cropped beard, his DURIN NOSE *dies happily* his eyes…! I am gonna flip, just watch me.

Thank you so SO much! Thank you! I love it!

I dunno, Thror totally seems like the kind of guy who leaves cutesy little love notes all over for Hrera to find. She has a scrapbook. It’s adorable.

*meep*

*grabs (very surprised) cat*

*buries face in fur*

*SQUEALS*

TOO. CUTE.

so the basic idea here is that dwalin anD GLOIN BECOME STATLER AND WALDORF?! BECAUSE THAT IS AMAZING.

chess-ka:

determamfidd:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Statler and Waldorf – with axes. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

I’m so sorry.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NO NEVER BE SORRY FOR SHEER FUNNY AWESOMENESS

Oh wow, I am dying here, chess!! Thank you!

fishfingersandscarves:

Ahhh here it is!! The audio is a bit crackly but here is some animated scenes from chapter 37

OH MY MAKER

FISHYYYYY…!!!!!!!!!

holy CRAP, this is amazing! I am utterly steamrollered, HOW OH MY GOD AHHH MY HEART HOW ARE YOU SO INCREDIBLE

animation!!! ANIMATION!!!!

(the exclamation marks are overcoming me omfg)

BOFUR AND THE STAFF, GIMIZH’S HAND, DAIN’S FAAAACE AND CLOSING HIS EYES OH JUST STAB ME NOW, THE STONEHELM AH AH AUUUUUUUUUGH

*explodes*

Thank you. Thank you so much. There must have been so much work in this, and it is so so beautiful, and I can never thank you enough.

Nain has a stash of really horrible pick-up lines. And uses them. Regularly. Daeris is not amused.

AWWWWWWWWWW DWARF DORK, I LOVE IT.

aviva0017:

And then there was a food fight XD (They really need to stop wearing that green tunic… XP)

For dain-mothafocka, because I got a kick out of the ficlet they posted today XD

Jeri is determamfidd‘s, design is mine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH SHEER SPROUT PERFECTION

Avi, they’re freakin awesome, omfg that expression *dies giggling* AHAAHAHAHAHA

Happy headcanon: Thrain does sneaky kisses all. the. time. Fris is so done and so cuted-out by this.

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HE WOULD

HE TOTALLY WOULD

Gloin and Dwalin totally go be old coots together. They grumble and snark and judge people.

YES.

I love the idea that eventually, the Royal Council just has these two old totally-unshockable, completely unflappable bastards sitting on it. And everytime someone says, ‘this is a catastophe!’ or the like, they’d glance and each other and snort very, very loudly.

Because what do these idiots know about catastrophes?!?

Christmashippo tries his hand at fanfic and prays to Mahal he doesn’t fail too bad.

christmashippo:

I’ve never written anything like this before, something that is public and visible to anyone. So I’m a bit scared. I wrote this to fit into the Sansûkh-storyline, taking place a day or two after the Pyre of Denethor, though I guess it could happen both later and earlier than that.

I own none of these characters.

Keep reading

OH THRAIN

OH NARVI

OHHHHHHHH HIPPO i love itttt

thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU!!

ursubs:

dáin and the ineffable pig from determamfidds sansûkh! the pig. i love it.

“dáin why is it looking at me like that”

URS

I AM LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF AND GASPING

THAT IS BRILLIANT OMFG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!

*waves hands frantically* the pig’s faaaace! Dain’s faaaaace! THORIN’S FAAAACE HAHAHAHAHA

“do not meddle in the affairs of inexplicable pigs, for they aren’t very subtle and will give you an epic stink-eye.”