How did Bomfris and Kifur meet? Did they work in the same mines, or simply run into each other because they both lived in the same part of town? Sorry, but I love your OCs, and I’ve always been curious what the dwarves of the Company’s parents were like (I’m weird like that). Tolkien didn’t give us much to work with there, regrettably, but your headcanons are so good!

Awwwww, Bomris and Kifur!

(Bomfris, Bombur and Alris’ daughter, is named to honour both Bofur and her – her great-aunt, whom she never met.)

A bit of background on Bomris, first. She’s a small, thin Dwarrowdam with dark skin , black hair and rough hands. She is weary, resigned and beaten-down from her constant responsibilities, her anxiousness and worry. She is softly-spoken and tends to be nervous in company. She often goes without, so that her brother might eat.

Well, Bomris basically raised her younger brother, Bomfur (Bombur and Bofur’s dad). Their parents were lost in a cave-in – common enough in Ered Luin, where the Mountains had been so tumultuously and dramatically altered, half of them sunken and the tunnels waterlogged, treacherous and dangerous.

They were both miners, poor as the fleas on a church mouse. And as poor people who work in groups often do, it was usual to share a beer or two together after such backbreaking, dangerous work. Bomfur had a quiet, friendly drinking pal, who hung out at the taverns (such as good ole Borin’s in Ered Luin!) with the rest of that rather more rowdy bunch. His name was Kifur, and he liked to whistle.

It was in a tavern that Bomfur met the jolly, wisecracking Genna, and began their silly one-upmanship jokes competition. Genna could easily drink any of the others under the table (and then some!!!) and so one day, Bomris was sent for, to come and collect her utterly utterly soused brother. 

That little Dwarrowdam couldn’t quite carry her (much larger!) younger brother, who was slurring and beaming at Genna and was of no use at all. Many of the others thought it hilarious, and slapped their hands on their thighs and roared with laughter at poor introverted Bomris. 

But Kifur stepped forward and slung Bomfur’s arm around him, and hauled him up. “Which way?” he said, straight to Bomris. 

She gave him a look full of gratitude, and showed him the way back to their bare little house. After Kifur had poured the sodden (and singing) Bomfur into his bed, he turned to Bomris and said, “is there anything else I can do for you?”

She shook her head.

He spotted her pick, lying by the door. “That handle’s loose,” he said. “Maybe I could fix that for you?”

She looked up, and a tiny smile crossed her face. “That would be nice.”

(By the next week, Bomris had a new pick-handle. And she had learned to listen for a lilting whistle, coming up her street.)

The Urs totally use some of their Smaug money to start and fund long-term care facilities, for people like Bifur who need a lot of looking after, and older folks who may/may not have much family, and people recovering from injuries or illnesses. Because they know that not everyone has the time or means to support a friend or family member who needs a lot of attention all the time.

Oh, that is an awesome idea! I have had a few ideas in this direction before, but this takes it even further. I love it. Thank you, Nonnie!

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flamesburnonthemountainside:

When Frís became pregnant with Thorin, Thráin was ecstatic and when she announced her expectation of Frerin he could barely control his excitement and now she is giving birth to their third child. justatouchofgoldsickness

(borrowed some of determamfidd‘s characters)

SO. EFFING. CUTE. Thank you so much Battlepig! THIS IS SO ADORABLE. (and it’s now the only explanation I will accept for why Dis is called ‘sister’ yaaas)

*whispershouts* THRAIN THE GOOD DAD YESSS

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poplitealqueen:

Bomfrís Daughter of Alrís

 (If you think this is her face when she sees Bombur ’s dead body in Chapter 35, you would be completely correct. Ow.) 

 One the many badass Dwarrowdams from Sansûkh by determamfidd

 I once knew someone with so many freckles they even had them on their lips, which I thought was downright beautiful. So, of course, I had to put them on freckled babe archer dwarf here. 

 Bomfrís is the bomb, pass it on.

Hope it’s to your liking, Dets!

AHHH MISS POP SHE IS BEAUTIFUL and also heartbreaking how very dare you

THAT SHADING ON HER HAIR? HER EYEYEYEYEYEYES!! BEARD YES YES BEARD! As a freckle-face myself I LOVE her freckles, omfg – yessssss! HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS? NEARLY AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. 

*tackleglomps*

Thank you thank you thank you FOREVER, you beautiful person!!

Do you know why Dis didn’t become Queen after Thorin, Fili, and Kili died? I love King Dain, don’t get me wrong, but it’s something that always bugged me. Thorin was the heir, because he was oldest, and he named Fili and Kili as his heirs. But wouldn’t Dis have been able to take the throne once the King and Princes died, as she was most closely related to all three?

I think it didn’t happen in the books for two reasons, myself: One: Sexism. i.e. “Dwarf-women in ME can’t inherit a crown!!!” Two: We don’t know when she died.

It pisses me off, also. That’s why I have her abdicate her place in the succession: I’d much prefer to think that she had been counted in the succession from the very beginning, but went her own way. 

The glitter plan totally backfired – Gror decided that he likes having a sparkly beard, and deliberately brushes in (more discreet) sparkly bits into his beard afterwards. Gror’s spouse is nonplussed, as the sparkles got everywhere. Everywhere. They begin immediate plots with Hrera to give their husbands their due comeuppance.

PFFFFT HE’S SO FAB.

Hrera is only doing it because NOBODY OUTFABS HER. NOBODY.

(aaaaand now all I can see is the Glitter sketch by Ross Noble, omfg)

Happy headcanon: Thror and Gror prank the hell out of each other. Gror is the current winner as he spattered yellow dye on some of Thror’s underwear. Not all of them. and not the whole undergarment. Just enough to look suspicious.

awwwwww ❤ My heart belongs to solemn, stately Dwarves with silly senses of humour, I stg.

(Thror will come into his own when Gror next combs his beard. He packed that brush with glitter. Glitter. Glitter everywhere. And once glitter has entered your life, it takes months to leave, hahaha. Shiny sparkly beard!)