ayellowbirds:

nbhawke:

ready-to-be-strong:

I kind of want to see a story about an elf; tall, beautiful, clumsy as fuck, and an industrial worker who can’t do archery to save themselves and swears all the time.

And I kind of want to see a story about a dwarf; short, robust, hairy, elegant, sweet, very refined and a lover of poetry who’s never said a rude word in their life.

I just think it would be an interesting change of pace.

they’re girlfriends

they’re super fucking cute and i need more of this.

So, if Legolas were to get piercings and tattoos, what do you think he would get? Something with meaning? piercings that signify his occupation? Memorial tattoos? Something that he just thinks looks pretty? What would his family’s reactions be? WHAT WOULD GIMLI’S REACTION BE????? Omfg and I can totally see Gimli holding Legolas’s hand when he gets pierced/tattooed for the first time…

OOOH hmmm hmm hmm hmmmmm

OKAY SO USING SOME OF MY PIERCING/TATTS IDEAS FOR DWARVES:

Legolas is of age, obvs, so if he liked the idea and wanted to go ahead, Gimli could design him some tattoos for his shoulders/arms, like he has. Curling leaves, ivy or vines maybe, as he is an Elf.

And yes, the first few times he squeezes Gimli’s hand so tightly, his fingers go blue at the tips. When he finally lets go Gimli has pins-and-needles and has to shake his hand for a solid two minutes before he has any feeling back!

Legolas is a warrior, and so Gimli would be all YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A PIERCING THROUGH YOUR NIP. (considering the great fascination he has with Gimli’s pierced nipples, I think Legolas might. um. Really like this idea.)

This hurts a bit to think of, but he might walk up to his beloved one day with a small sketch in his hands. “What’s this?” Gimli would take it, and study the little picture: a bow, lined all along its curve in stars. “It’s lovely.”

“It’s a mourning mark,” Legolas would mumble. “For a friend.”

And Gimli would know – how could he not know, when he wears its match upon his own shoulder? And he’d nod his head. “I’d be honoured to set it on you,” he’d say, gently.

Then there’s the pair of Elk horns, the tree, the crossed bow, axe and longsword, the stylised running horse, and the Gull. Each of these were Legolas’ choice, for his own personal meaning. There’s a many-pronged star, too, bright as rubies, bright as the dawn. It rests over his heart, surmounted by a crown of cirth runes.

(That one is important.)

Perhaps he likes the feel of Gimli’s heavy ear-cuffs against his teeth, and wishes for something similar for himself. Gimli throws himself single-mindedly into the project, and comes back with the most beautiful thing EVER, mithril and gold, the perfect blend of Dwarven mastery and Elven art. I’m imagining something like this:

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(btw, this can be found for sale here. Also, look up ‘leaf ear cuffs’ on google image search if you wish to drool with covetous lust over pretty, pretty jewellery. *controls self with a massive effort*)

Previous pierced-Legolas responses may be found here and here! And yup, possible *ahem* piercings are discussed.

I suspect Aglarond may be inundated with demands for new jewellery, once Legolas’ people get an eyeful of what he’s sporting these days! Like, SWAMPED with orders, all jewellers on the go all the time.

hmm, I don’t know if many of the remaining Sindar or Galadhrim would venture into tattooing… but I get the feeling that the Silvan folk would LOVE the notion, and get tremendously artistic about it. I can see the same swirling beautiful patterns they use on their armour, winding over their forearms and calves.

(Legolas totally gets this done too. He will Not Be Outdone.)

Thranduil has joined Aragorn in the land of the Unshockable and Unflappable. They sit upon thrones of Utter Doneness and let it all wash over them 🙂

Laerophen would be *GASPWHAT* but but OW and also, it DOESN’T COME OFF, WHAT

Laindawar would say nothing. That’s because he’s already picked out the designs he wants, SWORDS CROSSED ON HIS BACK FUCK YEAH.

Sooooo does it count as canon that sindarin elves wear boots with pointy toes like santa’s elves (regarding: tolkien’s drawing of beleg)

omfg, please please let it be so 

(CELEBORN, THRANDUIL AND LEGOLAS WITH WEE WILLIE WINKIE SHOES, pls and thank)

The painting in question, for those who haven’t seen it – Beleg finds Gwindor in the forest of Taur-nu-Fuin, by JRR Tolkien. 

And here’s a close-up of Beleg:

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Those shoes are p fierce. 

no Dets,Dets listen it’s not just that elves celebrate their conception instead of their birth they also celebrate the first time they have sex as their wedding day Elves are OBSESSED with celebrating every time they have sex! also if ‘would you like to have an Elvish wedding?’ isn’t a pick up line in middle earth the line of men is truly weak

omfg

now I’m imagining that every single time someone says, ‘okay, we might turn in for the night’ Legolas is all

And the next morning he’s all

Thrandy will get Leggy back for that diary incident on his begetting day ‘ ah my beloved son,meany years ago on this day your mother and I laid as one and blessed you into the world’ ‘Ada i-‘ ‘it was a very passionate affair if i recall correctly’ ‘Ada i’m sorry please st-‘ ‘in fact it was meany passionate affairs that night’ ‘OH VALAR I BEG YOU STOP!’ but he dose not,the whole day is this.

oh my GOD

OH

GOD

Nonnie, you know something

this is reminding me that Elves do not in fact celebrate their birthdays, they celebrate their conception instead

and so, once a year, Thranduil would have done this. Once a year. ONCE A YEAR

“…SO THAT WAS THE SIXTEENTH TIME, AND NO LUCK. BUT THEN THE SEVENTEENTH TIME, YOU WERE MADE AND IT WAS SO JOYOUS, SO BEAUTIFUL. WE WERE UPSIDE DOWN IN A TREE AT THE TIME, THERE WAS WHIPPED CREAM AND GLITTER GLUE EVERYWHERE. I’D BROUGHT THE CLOTHESPEGS AND SPATULA, AND YOUR MOTHER WAS-”

Auugh, Adar, please. STOP.”

“MANY HAPPY RETURNS, ION-NIN!!!”

(ONCE

A

YEAR)

The argument could be made,if we go by Jackson movies canon, that Mirkwood elves are much more lax on gender roles then other elves and men, since they seem to allow women to serve in the military or at the very least the Elven guard something we don’t really see other elves and men doing.

Urgh, this one is subject to some discussion, Nonnie! I just remembered this essay, and the fab blog askmiddleearth has some analysis here as well. 

I seem to remember too that there was some discussion at the time about Elf women fighting at Helm’s Deep in the films (not the Arwen deleted stuff, but that some of the Lothlorien Elves/extras etc were of the Lady persuasion). I could be wrong, it was a while ago!

but! Tolkien specifically says this: There are, however, no matters which among the Eldar only a ner can think or do, or others which only a nis is concerned. So anyone can p much do anything, and did, if their name was Luthien. 

Anon who asked about elf ages- elves reach maturity after 50 and stop aging at 100. At that point they are physically the equivalent of a human 25-year-old (more or less), but there isn’t any chronological equivalent. BUT, there’s a theory that 144 elven years = 1 human year after the elf hits 100. In that case Tauriel, for example, who is above 600, would technically be in her early 30s, though in comparison to older elves it could be considered as young as the early 20s. (contd.)

(contd.) The elf’s lineage also plays a part. Like if you take Elrond, who is a Peredhel, he would physically look older than a full-blood elf like Galadriel even though she is much older in years. The Thranduilion boys would therefore all look roughly the same age (25-27) and the difference would lie in how careworn/weary they look rather than actual physical signs of aging, if that makes sense. Chronologically though, it isn’t possible to equate elven age with human age. Hope this helped! 🙂

Nonnie – look at this! Thank you so much, Rippy, you’re a gold-plated pal! *hugs*