Tag: emsiecat

I feel like Hobbits would be that one race that unknowingly domesticates some wargs or something. Like a ranger comes along one day and just sees one of the farmers petting the warg they found and won over with good food and just ‘that’s a warg…’ ‘no no his name is Heather, he’s just a big ol softie’ ‘no that is literally a warg wtf’ ‘is he? Well he’s good at guarding the crops so…’ Heather just sits there all scruffy and tongue lolling.

holy HECK ems…! This is so perfect, this is amazing. 

I need this. I need Ole Gammer Greenhand and her big happy lollopy puddle of a warg doggo, Heather. 

With his big sad eyes whenever she is cooking, so that he gets the scraps. “Bottomless pit… all right, here you are. I spoil you rotten, y’know that?”

 And his tendency to try and curl up on her tiny lap, even though he can only fit his head and maaaaaaybe his front paws on there. “Ooof! Oh, you big goof. All right, who wants an ear-scratch? Whosagoodboy? Whoosagooboyden! YOU ARE!”

And his goofy, tongue-lolling grin after he has done a good job chasing the birds off the seedlings. “That’s a lad! Good boy, Heather.”

And oh yes FINE, sure – and his teeth that can crack an ox’s thighbone in one bite. “Oh, that’s just the dog, that crunching noise – pay it no mind me dears.”

and the ranger sees him and stares.

And Gammer Greenhand notices where the ranger is looking, and waves a tiny, wrinkled hand. “That’s just Heather, the great lummox. He’s a big soft lump, but I keep him for the company, you know? It’s nice t’ have someone to talk to, at my age.”

‘this makes me so salty that I’m so gonna shoehorn some Bagginshield to the next Gigolas fic I write, out of sheer spite’ :3 Just to annoy anons like this. You want Gigolas but are going to be an ass about Bagginshield? Tough, you want your OTP? You’re going to have to read about your NOTP too anon, muahaha!

lesbiankiliel:

I know, I’m quite the evil mastermind

and incidentally the fic I have in mind is my giveaway fic for @determamfidd (which I still haven’t started because Amnâs has taken all my time but spite fuels me a lot)

This makes me yell in happiness, in more ways than one…!

Seriously, ugh. Using one ship (gigolas, my #1 otp, too!!) to bash ANOTHER of my ships?? And I’m supposed to be GRATEFUL and HUMBLE to receive their “"input”“?? Lmaao

Thank you, emsie, you beautiful soul! You’re a gem of unmatched brilliance, erina 💕💕💕 thank you, this put SUCH a smile on my face!

What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

emsiecat:

determamfidd:

hardgarbage:

picklerocket:

mortalengine95:

teacandy:

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

Poison breath!! Yes!!

y’all I got Demon Lord Physiology and let me tell you I could not be more happy

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Hey y’all guess who’s going back to find that ‘Everyone Lives’ BotFA timeline 😀

@determamfidd you’re coming with me! We might need someone to hack up Azog and Bolg a bit if we have to intervene in this timeline physically :3

(Sssh, ssh, I KNOW we’re not in the same reality as The Hobbit, but just let me have this moment, okay? 😛 )

I imagine it will go something like this?… Which would be cool.

*revs chainsaw*  @emsiecat LET’S DO THIS THING 😀

Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t means that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them!

emsiecat:

baggvinshield:

!! thanks!! Tagging @rutobuka2, @killaidanturner, @mcmanatea, @linddzz @yubiwamonogatari @alkjira @determamfidd @durinsprinces @emsiecat @filinprinsessa @bagginshieldisreal

Aaah @baggvinshield thank you so so much
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I am a quality blog now??? u3u It seems so because dear baggvinshield has spaketh and said it is so *ascends*

I’m assuming this is meant to be an ask thing, but I’m gonna reblog because I’m lazy, sorry!

For my quality blogs I tag (and there will be some repeats of baggvinshield’s I expect): @rutobuka2 , @ahiddenkitty , @pangur-pangur , @determamfidd , @avelera , @radioproxy , @anonymoussong , @evil-bones-mccoy , @killaidanturner , @northerntrash , @loyalty-honour-a-willing-heart , @goldenlionprince , @mirkwood-spider-express , @mithrilbikini , @bagginshieldhappiness , and it says only 15 ;___; there’s sooo many more of you I want to tag! @baggvinshield you are MOST CERTAINLY on here too! Just… if we’re mututals, just assume you’re on this list too, okay!? Because all my Bagginshield/Hobbit friends (and old Hetalia friends too) have super awesome blogs of amazing quality
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Oh, you beautiful folks ❤ ilu thank you so so much!

If you have done this already please feel free to ignore! Post 6 facts about yourself and then send this to your 10 favorite followers! ( •⌄• ू )✧

Awww, thank you so so much! *hugs*

1. I’ve seen snow twice in my life – once at the Grand Canyon when I was 16, the second time at the Snowy Mountains in southern NSW when I was in my early 20′s (aaaand I am a very poor skiier).

2. I love gardening and growing my own veg. We have turnips, radishes, rocket and cucumbers ready to harvest at the moment! My mint is also attempting a hostile takeover, and the rosemary bush is as tall as me. The lemongrass is taller than me. Heh.

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My weird(est?) food thing is canned chickpeas. I love em. Eat ‘em straight out of the can. (conversely, I hate glace cherries. EWWWWW.)

4. My cat has a disturbing habit of licking the shower floor. I also have to clean her claws on the regular – sometimes when cats get old their claw-sheaths don’t shed properly. She also has terrible arthritis, and so she can’t clean them herself and they get infected. 

5. I taught myself how to play ukulele and piano. Badly. (I’d like to try guitar next… when I can afford one *cries about the woeful state of her account balance rn*).

6. I love science and nature documentaries – particularly ones on ancient geology, dinosaurs, megafauna and the prehistoric world. Lately I have been watching stuff on the THREE new Aussie dinosaurs discovered in Winton! eeee new sauropods, new megaraptors…!

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There we go 🙂

(I seem to recall that the gorgeous @filinprinsessa also sent me this, but I replied to the message… like the incompetent doof that I am, heh. Consider this an answer to yours as well please, Erina!)

emsiecat:

filinprinsessa:

determamfidd:

filinprinsessa:

I lost it xD

everybody ships Bagginshield, it is law 😀

(THE MITHRIL SHIRT IS THE GIFT THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING BWAAHAHAHAHA – I had to do a bit of a nod-back to the moment in Ch13, I had to, i am weak) 

#oh my gosh I am just so. laskjhflashdgjflash YOU MEAN I WAS FUNNY? AHHH I AM SO HAPPY i am so insecure about writing funny eeee…!

yes, you were funny, and you definitely ought to have more confidence with it^^ (says the person who sucks at angst and only writes humour, haha)

And Mahal bless Dáin, as always^^

This was my favourite bit… oh and the eye jokes… and Gimli telling the dead peanut gallery to keep their yaps shut… and- okay I just love this whole chapter, nay this whole fic let’s be real here.

laskjdgfasjd oh my GOODNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH

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