Europeans: NOT GAY ENOUGH
Europeans: wtf another fucking ballad, where are my lesbian vampire goths in space
Europeans: oh UK
Europeans: holy shit the Australians think this is about good music QUICK ACT NORMAL
Love Love Peace Peace: *happens*
Europeans: … yeah A+
Graham Norton: *throws so much shade it eclipses the entire northern hemisphere*
Europeans: SCREW YOU, “””NEIGHBOUR”””, WHERE’S MY 12 FUCKIGN POINTS
Europeans: nah we hate you bc of History, we’re voting for Australia instead, so swivel on it
…
Europeans: …so did we
Europeans: what
Australians: *waking up* what’s going on… aw sweet
Europeans: WAIT NO, WHOOPS, NOT LIKE THAT, NOT WHAT WE MEANT *panics*
Americans:
*jealous noises*
THEY DON’T EVEN GO HE- holy shit it’s gandalf and the master
Ukraine: *******POLITICS!!!!!********
Europeans: Oh thank fuck for Ukraine
Americans: *pout*
*glitter cannons erupt all over the stage*
