My dash this morning, A Summary:

Europeans: NOT GAY ENOUGH

Europeans: wtf another fucking ballad, where are my lesbian vampire goths in space

Europeans: oh UK

Europeans: holy shit the Australians think this is about good music QUICK ACT NORMAL

Love Love Peace Peace: *happens*

Europeans: … yeah A+

Graham Norton: *throws so much shade it eclipses the entire northern hemisphere*

Europeans: SCREW YOU, “””NEIGHBOUR”””, WHERE’S MY 12 FUCKIGN POINTS

Europeans: nah we hate you bc of History, we’re voting for Australia instead, so swivel on it

Europeans: …so did we

Europeans: what

Australians: *waking up* what’s going on… aw sweet

Europeans: WAIT NO, WHOOPS, NOT LIKE THAT, NOT WHAT WE MEANT *panics*

Americans:

*jealous noises*

THEY DON’T EVEN GO HE- holy shit it’s gandalf and the master

Ukraine: *******POLITICS!!!!!********

Europeans: Oh thank fuck for Ukraine

Americans: *pout*

*glitter cannons erupt all over the stage*

The Evil Overlord’s Classical Mixtape

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bc sometimes you just want a little mood music for re-reading the handbook and plotting galactic domination (or for writing a darkfic or battle-scene).



I have also made a Youtube playlist of all these pieces! Please enjoy as you work on your villainous laugh 🙂