jedi-goldberry-with-the-force:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thebibliosphere:

quinfirefrorefiddle:

copperbadge:

(EW bullshit reference link) Well, they’d still own it and it’d just go into a black hole, so ultimately there’s no winning that way; some poor intern just has to read a bunch of porn and that’s not really kind.  

My idea is, we should gather up a bunch of really filthy kink and publish it as a zine titled Entertainment Weekly.

(I am semi-serious. If people were interested I would 100% compile, typeset, and print-on-demand this zine for no profit or with profits going to charity. Previously-published fanfic is fine and all rights will remain with the authors. Preference will be given to canons or AUs concerning the media, journalists, lawyers, copyright infringement, or fandom. 😀 )

It would need to be Enter*taint*ment Weekly, though.

*slow claps* beautiful

I’m down with this.

I would literally give money for this.