bansheeandclyde:

– “i’m never going to learn the bass cleft. what are the lines again?”
“GBDFA. just remember: George Bush Does Fucking Adderall.”

– “what note do we start on at measure 99?” [chorus of ‘i don’t know’s] “i honestly don’t know why i even asked.”

– “i would actually kill a man to be a soprano i.” “SAME”

– “remember when you blew snot on the floor during the holiday concert last year?? GOOD TIMES.”

– “the altos and the basses sing the same notes an octave apart for this song……….i’m an alto and he’s a bass………this is some kind of symbolism……..we’re meant to be……”

– “musictheory.net is my laptop’s homepage.”

– “listen. we’re never going to sing welcome to the black parade. give up the dream.”

– “she just told me that she’s ‘worried they won’t be able to hear her solo in the back of the auditorium’. like?? the entire earth’s population heard you. the composer of this song just heard you in his fucking grave. calm down.”

– “i forgot i was using pen just now and i almost wrote in my music with it. my life literally just flashed before my eyes.”

– “i stole my teacher’s copy of twilight from the chorus room in 6th grade, and that’s how i knew choir was going to be the start of my life of crime.”

– “what language is this song in?” “suffering”

– “he always gets a boner during a cappella performances”

– “the shit that goes on in this music department………we should have a soap opera. the decrescendos of our lives.”