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flamesburnonthemountainside:

determamfidd I may have written Balin’s death for you… He
knew a year in that it had been a bad idea..

READ THIS LISTENING TO SONG OF DURIN BY EURIELLE ON YOUTUBE

*wibbling for roughly 30286 years*

Oh Balin. BALIN. BAAAAAALIN. 

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Sugar we’re Going Down – applepieisworthit – The Hobbit – All Media Types, The Hobbit – J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]

flamesburnonthemountainside:

determamfidd the next instalment in the Durins falling over series : DAIN:

Whilst Dáin had had the pig for six months he was still unused to it lying around his rooms and the throne room of the Iron Hills, so really, it was only a matter of time until something happened to make him look incredibly stupid. Of course that had to be him tripping over the blasted thing.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha – also OW.

Awwww, #battlepig! It cannot be helped with Dain, can it – we lol’d, and then WE SERIOUS’D. I love it, thank you so much! 

(Also – WHO MADE THAT TWERP A DIPLOMAT JEEZ)

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Your fic-writing-progress-updates are the very opposite of annoying. They give hope and life to my soul. :) No but seriously, I’m just so impressed that you’re keeping up with this and not crumbling under the combined pressure of motherhood and work and all these invisible internet people breathing down your neck. The only thing more impressive than the quality of your writing is the quantity of your writing…what a combo! You rock!

Awwwww, thank you so very much! *massive, ear-sizzling blush* You’re so incredibly generous, thank you!

(psst current chapter wordcount: 7.2K bwaaaaaaaaa, I got some more done!)

7 Minutes in Heaven – applepieisworthit – The Hobbit – All Media Types, The Hobbit – J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]

flamesburnonthemountainside:

This is the next instalment in my Durin’s falling over series – Thror was first, this is Thrain and Dain is next!

determamfidd

AHHHH FAB THANK YOU SO SO MUCH #BATTLEPIG

lol Dori knocks em all over one way or another!

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Frar and Loni PWP Drabble: The Nature of Hastiness

dain-mothafocka:

So I wrote a porn for Dets because these assholes.

Of all the small miracles that happened in the Halls of Mahal, probably the one Frár best liked was this.

Not
even the food, nor ale that flowed from seemingly nothing, nor
anything else material he could wish for…

But this

Easing
his…

HNNNNGH

Gorgeous, gorgeous Loni/Frar porniness. HNNNGH.

Jade, you are a good, good person. *fans self*

Frar and Loni PWP Drabble: The Nature of Hastiness