Any idea what Vili’s parents thought of him marrying Dis?

Var was a stonemason, and his wife Tillís was a scaffolder and mine-shorer. They both died fairly young, unfortunately – malnutrition and disease carried them off, as it did so many poorer people during the years of want. Vili was brought up by his aunt Vilia, a cheerful and absentminded Dwarrow who was loving, if totally scatterbrained and unprepared to raise a child. 

Var and Tillís watched their boy with absolute astonishment when he bumped into, and subsequently fell boots over beard for, the displaced princess Dis. They’d thought their boy was a good lad, but not the sort to catch the eye of royalty.

During the ensuing scandal, Var gloomily predicted that Dis would give up her common sweetheart. Tillís just worried about it all, really. She grew fond of Dis quickly, and didn’t want to see anybody hurt. 

When Dis defied all convention by marrying Vili and removing herself from the line of succession, Var had to eat a certain amount of humble pie. Tillís was over the moon – particularly after Fili was born. Tillís is absolutely the kind of grandmother who will sit you down and make you look at all her grandchildren’s pictures for hours and hours on end. 😀

You mentioned in one of your headcanony things(I think?) that Oin is a bit of a “mad scientist” in Mahal’s Halls, always developing new concoctions-which members of the company, or any in the halls, have been his testers? ;)

Fili and Kili routinely volunteer. 

(Everyone else thinks they’re bonkers.) 

Oin has bullied a few others into trying his concoctions for burns, strains and muscle ache. Some of them have even been remarkable successes! 

(the most memorable made Fundin think he was a little pixie for three hours. Groin laughed until he was sick.)

so… what with Dwarven cultural standards and all, would (movie version at least) Thorin, Fili and Kili be… slightly homely? Sort of skinnier and less hairy etc?

I don’t honestly think so. I know it’s popular to think that they are the ugly ducklings, but I like to believe that Dwarves aren’t like that. They’re Dwarves – they’re strong and thickset and sturdy, they’re capable and excellent warriors. They have fab noses and round ears and clever blunt fingers. Fili’s moustache braids are delish. Kili is young, his beard is still filling in – and besides, he is the best shot for miles around, that’s p damn attractive. 

IDK, I want to believe that Dwarves see every other Dwarf as pretty damn special. Their bodies are not up for judgement by others: Mahal made them to be the best self they could possibly be, and he made them with love, and I would hope that that would be remembered. Dwarves like Bombur and Gloin and Dori are super-slammin bammin hotties, sure, but every Dwarf out there (be they as round-bellied and small as Ori, or as blocky and bullish as Dwalin) is considered prime beef. 

IDK. I just don’t like the idea of body image issues amongst Dwarves. They have enough to deal with in a world that considers ELVES the most beautiful of all peoples. Bleh. 

Sad thought of the day: in the movie, Thorin only saw Fili die, not Kili, so he would have died himself knowing that at least one of his nephews were alive, that his sister would get to keep one of her boys. Then he would wake up in the halls to find that fuck, Kili did’nt make it either.

ledamemangociana:

determamfidd:

OH WOW THAT IS A BUCKETFUL OF NOPE

fili diED THINKING KILI WAS SAFE AND THAT THORIN WOULD GET AWAY

HE WAKES UP IN THE HALLS OF MANDOS AND WANDERS AROUND LIKE “OH GOD I’M NEVER GONNA BE USED TO BEING ALONE”

AND THEN HE HEARS A FAMILIAR VOICE CALLING FOR HIM AND HE TURNS AROUND AND LANDS HIMSELF AN ARMFUL OF CRYING KILI

AND THEY ARGUE BECAUSE “YOU LITTLE BASTARD NO NO NO THIS ISN’T RIGHT YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NOT YET WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL”

AND THEN 20 MINUTES LATER THEY JUST HEAR A SOFT “…boys”

AND THORIN IS STANDING THERE WITH HIS ARMS OPEN AND THEY JUST BOTH RUN TO HIM AND HE JUST HOLDS THEM CLOSE AND TELLS THEM HE’S SO SORRY, HE’S SO SO SORRY

MAKE THAT TWO BUCKETFULS

I am endlessly curious about how Fili feels about love and stuff. Cause he’s sorta that 23 wheel (god Sansukh has lots of couples XD) and I want him to be happy so badly.

You and everybody else, it seems! I get a lot of people pushing for Fili to have a romance. I don’t think he’d be averse and I’m not ruling it out in future, but there is TONS of stuff happening rn and he’s already doing a hell of a lot. His character arc is full of maturation and ownership and responsibility and understanding and growth. 

Besides, I don’t think he would need a romance to be happy. He’s happy right now. HAPPY FILI. 

(Well. So long as the stupid Ring isn’t up to anything.)

He’s also BUSY. He’s made a new friend in Frerin: someone with whom he has an amazing amount in common. He’s also mentoring Frerin to a degree – I mean, that is SPECTACULARLY mature. GO FILI. He’s taking on the active responsibility and leadership role he was denied in life. He’s learning to put the idealised views of his childhood behind him, to see his role models as good but flawed people. He’s becoming the person that Thorin relies on to back him in his decisions: a role Dwalin once played. He’s letting his family care for him instead of always being the carer – and he’s learning to let Thorin lean on him, reversing the roles of parental figure + child. Fili is the one Thorin confides in when he discovers the truth about Bilbo. He calls Thorin on his bullshit. He’s becoming less a follower and more of an equal. 

Can you give me a cheerful random fact from the universe of Sansukh? I’ve had a rather bad day and could use a pick-me-up in the form of hillarity… (you don’t have to though if you don’t want to…)

Gloin is the most unmusical dwarf to ever live. Oin has often remarked that it is a blessing he is deaf, because that way he needn’t hear his brother butchering his way through a song. 

Thankfully, you don’t need to sing to be an accountant. (Thankfully, his children were taught by others!)

Fili once entered Gimlin-zaram only to be faced with Sam Gamgee… on the throne, as it were. *clears throat*

He left rather hurriedly.

Thrain sticks his tongue between his teeth when he works, especially when crafting the fiddly stuff. He’s in constant danger of biting it off, particularly when hammering. Every master he ever worked under tried to train it out of him. Thrain is a true son of the Durin line, though. He could not be daunted! DU BEKAR. 

Gimli still owns his childhood Azaghal toy.

Bomfris went through a period in her fifties of sewing raven feathers to her clothes. Then she remembered that she hates sewing. 

Jeri is the undisputed darts champion of Erebor. 

Hrera refuses – flat out refuses – to wear the same piece of jewellery two days in a row. She has to change it around each day. She has a system now – a rota of earrings and bracelets and brooches and ear-cuffs and hair-beads, all arranged neatly on her jewellery trees. She has been known to modify pieces so that they appear slightly different!

And Dwalin is the one who kisses both the child AND their doll goodnight. (and woe betide Wee Thorin when he lets that slip!)