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squidspawn:

determamfidd:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

Soooo, it is late (SORRY)! But this is for @gigolasweek day 3: Languages. Yes, I am singing both Legolas and Gimli, it is super confusing. I have put the translation under the cut!

Gimli is Bold
Legolas is italic

Words both in Neo-Khuzdul and in Sindarin, bc I am a glutton for punishment.

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There are a million and one reasons why you should listen to this.

One, Dets is a damn talented singer holy crap.

Two, DO YOU HEAR THOSE OHssss? Oh my god wow.

Three, the music playing in the background is very catchy.

Four, LISTEN TO HOW SHE SWITCHES BETWEEN SINDARIN AND KHUZDÛL LIKE IT’S NOTHING.

Five, it’s really, really funny.

So so great

*gasps and clutches chest* ahh you are SO NICE i will EAT MY ENTIRE DESK – thank you so much, Pop! I am so thrilled you liked it!!

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Other than being perfection set to music, another reason to listen is that this song is meant to be sung on roller-skates. Picture it. Picture them dancing on roller-skates while Aragorn sits in a corner smoking his pipe and trying not to be a third wheel. 

Meanwhile somewhere in Mahal’s halls Oin and Balin are having aneurysms over an elf singing in Khuzdul.

HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THIS AND I AM DYING YOU ARE AMAAAAZING

(Gimli is def Ginger in this scenario… which makes Legolas Fred. hahahahahaha)

I love everything about this, I can’t BELIEVE you made my funny little filk into a pic, I love you forever! And what a pic…!!! Gimli’s beard, unf, I wanna bury my face in it (UNF) and their expressions, and their poses, and AUGH their COLOURS AND the BODY TYPES I JUST *explodes*

The whole Aragorn-being-a-third-wheel joke just gained a level of puntastic punnery that I cannot even compass, it is too glorious to comprehend

Thank you, @squidspawn! Thank you sososososososo MUCH! 


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Soooo, it is late (SORRY)! But this is for @gigolasweek day 3: Languages. Yes, I am singing both Legolas and Gimli, it is super confusing. I have put the translation under the cut!

Gimli is Bold
Legolas is italic

Words both in Neo-Khuzdul and in Sindarin, bc I am a glutton for punishment.

Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is wondered at,
For you say this and the other
While I say this and that,

Goodness knows what the end
will be
Oh I don’t know where I’m at
It looks as if we two cannot talk as one
Something must be done:



You say mellon and I say laddie,
You say Ada and I say Adad,
Mellon, laddie, Ada, Adad,
Let’s call the whole thing off.



You like galthasas (boar meat)
and I like sogannen (drinking)

You like rochben (horses)
and I … don’t.

Galthasas, sogannen, rochben,

(I’ll walk, thank you).

Let’s call the whole thing off


But oh, if we call the whole
thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart



So if you like agâr
(caverns)
and I like tawarwaith (forests),

I’ll share the agâr and visit
tawarwaith.

(BOTH) For we know we need each other
so we
Better call the calling off off
Let’s call the whole thing off.



You say ghivasha
and you say mirion (treasure)

You say umral
and
you say seron
(lover)

Ghivasha, mirion,
umral, seron
(BOTH) Let’s call the whole thing off,


You like gwinion (wine)
and I like zullel (lager)

You sabakhkhîn
(continue to fight excessively – again certainly), and I peng maetha (wield a
bow)

Gwinion, zullel, sabakhkhîn…
and I beat you last time!

Let’s call the whole
thing off


But oh if we call the
whole thing of then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart



So if you hold a mereth
(feast) and I naimrigi (feast together)

We’ll go to both and so
outrage our family,
(BOTH) For we know we need each other
so we
Better call the calling off off,
Let’s call the whole thing off.


I say Goheno nin (forgive me),
and you say Burushruka igbulul e (I am sorry),
I say An ngell nîn (please) and you say zabirasakhjami (please)

Well, go on, reckon you
can say all that again Laddie…?

let’s call the whole thing
off.



I say nainmî (kiss with
each other) and you say mibim (we kiss)
I say amrâlimê (love of mine) and I get Gi Melin (I love you)
nainmî, mibim, amrâlimê, Gi melin,
(How do you get your tongue around all that? Would you like a demonstration?)

(BOTH) But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

So I like Anfangrim
(Longbeards) and you go for khuthzêl (Elves),

We’re totally different
and it suits us well

(BOTH) For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off,
Let’s call the whole thing off.

You
first

No you!

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liketotessecret:

Fili (morvidra) and Kili (liketotessecret) sing The Trail We Blaze from the Road to El Dorado!

This one was fun, actually. I could do better with the editing, and I might go back later, but… it’s okay for now. I like it. It makes me smile.

grimminsanity I think we can call this a birthday present to you. It’s not your birthday for any of us by now, but who the hell cares. I’ll get you your story soon!

determamfidd I think you’ll appreciate this one 😀