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determamfidd I may have written Balin’s death for you… He
knew a year in that it had been a bad idea..READ THIS LISTENING TO SONG OF DURIN BY EURIELLE ON YOUTUBE
*wibbling for roughly 30286 years*
Oh Balin. BALIN. BAAAAAALIN.
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determamfidd the next instalment in the Durins falling over series : DAIN:
Whilst Dáin had had the pig for six months he was still unused to it lying around his rooms and the throne room of the Iron Hills, so really, it was only a matter of time until something happened to make him look incredibly stupid. Of course that had to be him tripping over the blasted thing.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha – also OW.
Awwww, #battlepig! It cannot be helped with Dain, can it – we lol’d, and then WE SERIOUS’D. I love it, thank you so much!
(Also – WHO MADE THAT TWERP A DIPLOMAT JEEZ)
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Guess whose written another #BATTLEPIG story for you determamfidd. yes i have started a series of them.
This is the story of Dain’s first pig.
OH MY GOD ADORABLE
(yessssss thorin and dain brotp yesssssssssss bitching to each other about being rulers at a young age bc nobody else gets them yessssssss: also BATTLEPIGS)
i love it! Thank you! (also – ahhhh eeep a series?!? OMG!)
Oh shit, not the
best last thought in the history of Arda but Thrór was sure there were worse
ones, and at least he hadn’t said it outloud.Thinking about it Thrór realised that his last words before
that blasted Azog cut off his head were most likely lost in the noise of the
battle, and right…
PFFFFT OUCH BUT ALSO – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
‘worst family reunion’ PFFFFFT
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determamfidd I decided that what the Sansukh fans really needed was an angsty Dain fic… so here you go!
summary: Dain II Ironfoot had never wanted the crown. It had always been his older cousin’s burden to bear. Had never wanted to be a King.(This is pretty much a character study of Dain Ironfoot based on a mix between my headcanons and Determamfidd’s headcanons for him)
OUCH BATTLEPIG.
OUCH.
OUUUUUUCH.
*curls up in a corner w Pig Plushie* OUCH.
THANK YOU FOREVER FOR THE OUCH.
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Another crack story for justatouchofgoldsickness renioferebor and determamfidd: Have you stroked my Battlepig? (Dain has a Battlepig with him in the council meeting and you’re not allowed to speak unless you’ve stroked the pig.)
Ohhhh Battlepig! This is awesome, I love it! THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Hilarious – and oddly solemn, just like Dain himself <3333
Reading Sansukh for the third time…
“You weren’t so nice to us,” accused Fili. “Mobbed us, you did! I thought we were under attack at first! I punched my own father on the nose!”
That surprised a true laugh out of Thorin, thought it hurt his chest. “You hit Vili?” he said.
“He did. And I stamped on Grandfather’s foot,” said Kili. Thrain cleared his throat. “And bit my hand,” he added sternly.
“Well, you try being blind as a bat and naked as a mole and having your dead grandfather commenting on your lack of beard, see how you like it,” Kili grumbled.– Sansukh chapter 1.
These are some of the funniest lines in Sansukh. I just love it 😍❤️ determamfidd
*blush* thanks, Battlepig. Ilu!
(Sorry I missed this earlier! Abject grovelling. Forgive me, mah iron sweetie!)
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My new story on AO3, a gift for determamfidd renioferebor and justatouchofgoldsickness (or Thror and Thrain in the Sansukh podfic respectively) Thrór, son of Dáin, King under the Mountain, the mightiest of the Dwarves of Durin’s line, has just risen from his throne to greet the Elvenking, tripped over his robes and sent himself sprawling face first across the hard marble floor at the base of the throne.
AWWW BATTLEPIG, IT’S LOVELY
hahahahahaha, no dignity for you, Thror (THRAIN PFFT). Thank you so much! *tacklehugs and #babybattlepigs*)
determamfidd I seem to have gone crazy drawing Thira today… So here – have another: Young Thira this time
ALL THE THIRA!!!
So, not the most amazing drawing ever, but I was talking with determamfidd earlier about Dain headcanons and I needed to draw his wife Thira in Sansukh.
I feel like her hair would all be bound back and out of the way when she was in her forge, but she would consent to looking a bit more fancy in court, even if she hates it.
So here you go Dets! Thira, Queen under the Mountain just for you!
AH BATTLEPIG IT IS BEAUTIFUL SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
I love her braids! Good goddamn ❤ Awesome work!
Aw Yiss 