I really like how your characters have regular strengths and weaknesses beyond their key points? It makes them more real. Like, a Thorin who is such a bad cook that he could burn water. Hrera who is a mediocre knitter but does projects anyway.

really-saraleee:

determamfidd:

Awwww, Nonnie! I am so glad – you have made me so so happy! Yeah, I find ‘perfect’ characters absolutely boring to read about (I have nothing in common with someone so utterly flawless, lol) and so I have inserted all sorts of little likes and dislikes and failings and flaws and foibles all over the shop… Hrera who hates knitting but perseveres BECAUSE SHE WILL DEFEAT IT, Gimli who is a rubbish blacksmith but a good miner, Thrain who is a very good metalsmith when it comes to anything BUT armour, Thorin who won’t add decoration to a damned thing (unless it’s for a Hobbit),  Gimris who is a good sewer but finds it dull as dishwater, a perfectionist Stonehelm who frets over leatherwork, Laerophen who finds everything warlike a bit distasteful but does his duty anyway (though he’d much rather be reading a book), Bomfris who HATES cooking (much to her brother’s despair), and so on… yeah, I am so happy you like that little detail! 

Thank you SO much for telling me, you’ve really brightened my day! 

I’m going to say that Fris is very detail-oriented, organized and precise when she’s making the strings for musical instruments, but hopeless when it comes to straightening or cleaning the living quarters she shares with Thrain. 

Perfect! 

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really-saraleee:

So a nice nonnie suggested to determamfidd that Fris sings bawdy songs to cheer up Thrain – and I thought that was a great idea! 

This is what I think Fris would sing! Just remember that she’s just doing it for fun here, to (ahem!) get a rise out of her husband. I hope it makes you smile.

Of course Maria Muldaur sang it much better.

PERFECTION! I can imagine Fris singing this so clearly. Thrain would chuckle – eventually! (and she’d likely hum it now and then in public, just to watch him try not to laugh)

Oh, your voice <333333

Fris totally sings dirty (generally, not necessarily sexy) songs to make Thrain smile. Thorin practically steams at the ears when he finds out about this. Nori shark-smiles, and totally gets into a dirty-song competition, which he then proceeds to lose. Ungratefully.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

idk, I think Nori would probably win, myself!

(But lbr here, Bofur would beat them both, snrk)

And yeah, Thorin would be very dismayed to find his sweet, kind, clever little mother singing every word to the bar-room classic ‘Swinging the Pick’ with Nori. AMAD WHAT. 

😀

If it’s not too much trouble, can you talk for a bit about how Thrain and Fris met? Because fluff is life. And those two are cute together.

Ahhhh, thank you for asking so super nicely. It’s no trouble at all, Nonnie! *hugs*

All right, well, this is sort of the idea… Fris is from a very wealthy family – her parents were a Guildmaster and a musician respectively. As such, she moved and grew up in the more affluent circles of Erebor. She has plenty of confidence, and MASSES of compassion. 

She is a wire-worker and instrument-maker by craft. That doesn’t sound like all that much, but it is an INCREDIBLY difficult job. You need the patience and meticulousness of the very stones. Fiddly? My word yes. You need skills in metalwork, woodworking and all sorts of things, really. So Fris is very, very clever.

She loves to play – her great passion is her harp. (she eventually taught her eldest boy and her daughter the harp – Frerin was far more taken by the fiddle and the whistle). 

When Fris was a young Dwarrowdam of around 75-80, Thror was at the height of his glory. Erebor was strong and content. As such, there was a flowering of the arts, and Fris’ skills were called for again and again, both as crafter and musician. She often became the harpist called for during state events – not only for her talent but for her youth and her wheat-blonde fairness. (Thror was not above a not-so-subtle dig at the Elves now and then! Look, look at how young this Dwarf is, and how skilled. How beautifully she plays! That’ll wipe the arrogant looks off your faces, eh?)

It was at one such state dinner that she noticed the young Prince ducking away from all and sundry. He had been wounded in a skirmish recently* with Northern Orcs, and a bandage was wrapped over his face and eye. He did not seem very pleased to be at the function at all. 

As she was clearing away her things, she noticed him slipping away into an side-corridor, and she frowned. He wasn’t self-conscious over his wound, surely? Such a mark was much-respected. Why did he shy away?

Fris sighed, and bowed to the King and his nobles and guests, and made to leave. 

At the last minute, she slipped into the corridor after him. She was quite short compared to all these towering Durin Dwarves, and they barely noticed her scurrying away at all. 

She heard the sound first, a tuneless piping noise, and eventually found the Prince sitting on a bench with an ancient whistle in his hands, blowing absently. “That’s a pretty thing,” she said, sitting by him. “And very old, by the look of it.”

He looked startled, beneath his bandages. “It was my father’s. He taught me when I was young,” he said eventually. His voice was smooth, and spoke of long years of training. This Dwarf had been born to leadership, after all. “I’ve not practised in decades. I’m no great musician. Not like yourself, Mistress.”

“Fris,” she told him, and then shook her head. “You’re holding it wrong. Left hand goes above the right.”

He shifted his hands on the whistle as she directed, and then dropped them into his lap. “Thank you, but I have no heart for it anyway.”

“You aren’t one for grand dinners, then?” she said. He snorted.

“They serve their purpose. But my wound smarts, and my patience is thin today. I would prefer my rooms, my forge, my family when they are not forced to perform. I tire of the perpetual facade I must maintain.”

She was taken-aback. He obviously noticed, and hurried to add, “I do not mean to complain, Mistress Fris. I am a fortunate Dwarf. Izul kuthu barafzu tashmari ra dûmzu fuluz muneb samragi. Our halls are safe, our people prosper, our riches multiply. My life is full. It’s only a small flaw in the gem.”

“It seems that it annoys you,” she said, and settled in to listen. “Don’t let the hammer-blows warp this steel. Come on, tell me about it. I’m told I’m a good listener.”

He fairly towered over her as they sat there, and yet she wasn’t intimidated. He seemed no different to the Dwarves she remembered from her Apprentice-days, complaining over the hundreds of annoying tasks they had to perform to satisfy the master-musicians. “That’s very kind of you,” he said, and he seemed a little wondering. She thought that perhaps he did not have many friends outside his family? His station would certainly prevent others from seeing him as he was. “There are few who seem interested in myself. Most are only interested in the things I can give and do as their Prince.”

“Nonsense, I’m sure they’re not all that way,” she said, a little smartly. Her compassion was always so ready to rise: her biggest weakness really. She tried to stuff it back into its place – and failed. “Come now. You can talk to me. Gloomy sort, aren’t you?”

He actually smiled beneath his bandage. “My mother says so, aye.”

They sat out the rest of that dinner in that little side-room, hidden from sight. Fris learned that the Crown Prince was a fair metalsmith, had a dreadful sweet tooth and was fond of cats. Thrain learned that Fris was secretly very fond of Elvish music, had an unexpected passion for

‘uzghu ma ziraku (’Blunt Battle’ – a game of strategy not dissimilar to chess), and knew ALL the words to the most bawdy tavern songs (apprenticeship again) and giggled like a forty-year old at his shocked expression.  

Thrain managed to offend every single one of the guests by never reappearing. He didn’t much care (even though Hrera gave him one of her more unimpressed looks). He went to sleep that night a little less bothered and frustrated, thinking of the brightest blue eyes he had ever seen.

Fris went home with her harp-case over her shoulder, and an ancient battered whistle in her pocket. She carefully cleaned and restored it, and then absently picked it up and began to play.

*yes, I know that in the books Thrain loses his eye at Azanulbizar, but in the films he is obviously already missing it in Erebor. So I picked the one I like the best again. 

Izul kuthu barafzu tashmari ra dûmzu fuluz muneb samragi – Only when your family is guarded and your halls are prosperous should you feast. (Family and property above merriment)

Custard the cat – ninayasmijn – Sansûkh universe [Archive of Our Own]

ninayasmijn:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sansûkh universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Frerin, Custard the Cat, Fris
Additional Tags: because Frerin is such a dork, and Custard is such a weird name, and it was 23:45 pm
Series: Part 1 of Sansûkh
Summary:

Frerin follows yellow footprints and finds Custard the kitten.

Written for determamfidd because she is the queen

ADORABLE OH MY GOODNESS. ❤

Custard the cat – ninayasmijn – Sansûkh universe [Archive of Our Own]

Before the Desolation – applepieisworthit – The Hobbit – All Media Types, The Hobbit – J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]

flamesburnonthemountainside:

When Frís became pregnant with Thorin, Thráin was ecstatic and when she announced her expectation of Frerin he could barely control his excitement and now she is giving birth to their third child. justatouchofgoldsickness

(borrowed some of determamfidd‘s characters)

SO. EFFING. CUTE. Thank you so much Battlepig! THIS IS SO ADORABLE. (and it’s now the only explanation I will accept for why Dis is called ‘sister’ yaaas)

*whispershouts* THRAIN THE GOOD DAD YESSS

Before the Desolation – applepieisworthit – The Hobbit – All Media Types, The Hobbit – J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]

What were the company’s families thinking, watching the quest? Were Fundin and Groin arguing over whose sons were better at killing goblins? Zhori wishing she could knock Dori and Nori’s heads together? I imagine it could have been a very frustrating experience, watching that journey.

Yes, VERY frustrating, Nonnie! It’d take too long to cover absolutely everything – there are a lot of moments during the quest that would affect different parents more than others, for example, and to detail them all would be exhausting. So here’s some brief overviews of how they acted for the majority of the time.

Fundin and Groin TOTALLY argued. Fundin and Groin ALWAYS argue. Unless someone attacks them/their loved ones. Then they turn it all onto that person like a spotlight, hahaha! BETTER RUN, THE SONS OF FARIN ARE COMING.

(aaaaand Fundin won that particular time. Well, it’s Dwalin. Awesome as Oin and Gloin are, Dwalin is sorta a one-Dwarf army!)

Dweris and Haban watched their boys with approval. And their husbands with exasperation. Who were the children here? URGH.

Zhori watched with annoyance, mostly, her lips pursed. Silly boys. And who is doing Ori’s hair these days, tcch. He looks like a mushroom!

Genna and Bomfur were very proud. Their lads were doing a good thing. (though Genna worries a bit). And they passed the time by commenting on everything and making off-colour jokes.

Nain and Daeris were tense. Oh dear Mahal, no. Not another battle, not another bloody summons. Family reunions are not exactly that family’s forte.

Bomris was quiet and worried, her hands wringing. Kifur was hopeful, and tried to reassure her.

Vili watched with a mixture of pride, irritation, and desperate concern. Pair of little terrors. Good shot, that’s my boy! OH, you pair of ragamuffins. Oooh, nice move. Your mother would skin you for that! No – no, pay attention to – oh, now you’ve done it. Stop being so much like me and keep your mind on the job, are you trying to get yourself killed?

Thrain and Fris, of course, worried constantly. But under that worry lay a tiny thread of desperate hope: will Thorin succeed where we all failed?