
Thorin’s sass will be the end of me.
❤ ❤ ❤ Thank you so much!
his style’s not really ‘deadpan-snark’.
More like dead heckling, tbh :DDD

Thorin’s sass will be the end of me.
❤ ❤ ❤ Thank you so much!
his style’s not really ‘deadpan-snark’.
More like dead heckling, tbh :DDD
The Fellowship + Colors |
requested by @ungoliamt
[Gandalf & Grey] “No, Frodo. The spirit of Sauron endured. His life force is bound to the
Ring and the Ring survived. Sauron has returned. His Orcs have
multiplied. His fortress of Barad-Dur is rebuilt in the land of Mordor.
Sauron needs only this Ring to cover all the lands with a second
darkness. He is seeking it, seeking it, all his thought is bent on it.
The Ring yearns to go home, to return to the hand of its Master. They
are one, the Ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.”

Gandalf breaking all the rules.
The Minas Tirith Archives Department probably had strict rules about proper record keeping procedures too, but try telling Gandalf anything and you’d probably get some form of “I do what I want.”

Pippin u lil shit omg
Also Gandalf lmao
he’s just so happy that he doesn’t have to deal with it
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race – in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
#all they do is stirrup bad feelings
GODDAMMIT.
Why would they leave, you’re just horsing around!
In their defense, the puns were pretty foalish. No matter what you do on Tumblr, I guess there will always be neighsayers.
Cosplayers: Mythos Creations
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@determamfidd Figure you’d want to see this awesomeness
Ahhhhh thank you so SO much, Nonnie!
AWW WAIT WHAT, I made you feel sorry for Sauron and not Mahal?! WHOOPS, author fail, whoooooops!!! 😀
eeep, yeah, the Sam moment, with the ‘I didn’t leave him’ – that was something I’ve wanted to write for AGES. So. Yep. *dodges the flying vegetables*
OOOH I am thrilled you liked the quiet little moment with Thorin and his decision about his beard! For such a short and unobtrusive little scene, it’s actually the culmination of a LOT of character threads and development, and lots of stuff that came before… like, a physical indication of just how far he has come, it’s actually a hugely big moment, wrapped up in a very small and gentle one 🙂
Hrera is my darling Queen of the Universe and I adore her lots.
HEHEHE, I am so happy you liked the letters, thank you! Thank you for a lovely comment and a lovely review, Nonnie!

Hey some spoilery stuff for this image under the cut for now. :>
HOWLING
MY HEART
oh KAZ…! lksajdfhgjsahdfgsajkdfhwsa OH SAM. SAM. MY DEAR SAM.
*curls into ball* AUGH