sunalwaysshining:

darlingwereallmadhere-xoxo:

b3autiful-infinit3-univ3rs3:

theneverendinglaughs:

timelordy-teganbreann:

everycage:

savingthedead:

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants

If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

it WaVED

n0oo0nooooo

sunalwaysshining

I would cry on the spot if an elephant waved at me

ridersofbrohon:

legobiwan:

butlerbookbinding:

laughterkey:

ohmygodwaytoolong:

ohmygodwaytoolong:

cracked:

It turns out that in the music industry, insane perverts have always been the norm.

Why The World Of Classical Music Is Secretly Insane

We made a NEW CRACKED SHOW about QUIETLY AWESOME THINGS! Special thanks to Miki Matteson, @abeepp, Christina Newhall, Dustin Parsons, and my mom.

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OH MAN I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS

@shona-the-lady-king

HAHAHA 

As someone who is…intimately familiar with this particular subject matter and the industry, let me tell you that all that hoity-toity stuff is surface-level only and that classical music has always been nuts and filled with murderers (looking at you, Gesualdo), druggies (Berlioz…) and all kinds of nutball people (Stockhausen and his Helicopter Quartet, which is literally a string quartet played in four separate helicopters in the air I mean honestly, Karlheinz).

@determamfidd