Tag: gigolas

Can you imagine the hilarity of Legolas and Gimli somehow switched bodies. All the shenanigans and fuss of getting used to a body that is so wildly different omg

OH BUT BEST BODYSWAP OR BEST BODYSWAP Y/Y HOLY SHIT

LEGOLAS DEALING WITH CURLY HAIR

“You brushed it, didn’t you.”

Sheepish nod in answer, surrounded by clouds of fluff.

GIMLI FORGETTING TO DUCK

“Owwww.”

“Mellon nin?

"Why is your head so damnably soft? Owwww.”

EYESIGHT SHENANIGANS

"You can’t see anything!”

"Now I know why elves sleep with their eyes open – it’s because they can’t bloody stop lookin’ at everything, even for a second! Ugh, I’m gettin’ a headache.”

BEARD

“But how do you eat without wearing your meal?”

“Ah, a bit o’ food gets in the moustache now and then, nothing to be alarmed over. Brush it out.”

*Genteel, horrified silence*

WEAPONS

“I can’t aim this thing – ach, give me my axe, I don’t care if it’s too short for me now.”

thud.

“…I don’t think it’s meant to land in the wall.”

”Arrgh.”

SNOWWWW

”Oh, I’m a wee shiny elf, I’m off to find the sun, look at me prancin’ about like the great show-off that I am…”

“Gimli, could you please dig me out?”

muchymozzarella:

Today I drew gremlinloquacious’ modern buddy cop AU Legolas and Gimli

No references, all from memory (so Legolas is a bit off-model) and I have no idea how to draw turbans I’M SO SORRY

I don’t know what they’re wearing or what they’re laughing at, I just know that Gimli is hella gorgeous and I adore Laura’s Sikh Indian Gimli headcanon I really do

Gigolas Buddycop!AU rough headcanony stuffs

gremlinloquacious:

Detective Inspector (Mirkwood,Hampshire) Legolas Greenleaf – aged 34 – Legolas comes from a fairly privileged
background, his father being distantly related to some random offshoot of the
royal family. At university he discovered that he didn’t want to be a Lawyer as
he had originally planned (or indeed as his father had originally planned),
went off travelling the world for a couple of years, went wild for a while,
calmed down, came out, found his place in the world. Legolas decided that he’d rather
take a hands on approach to law and thus became a Police officer (and gained a
high level of respect and trust for refusing to let his father influence his
way up the ranks). His days of being a posh arrogant wanker mostly long gone,
but sometimes he says or does things that make his colleagues wonder if he
smoked too much whatever he smoked whilst abroad or whether he does actually
live in a little world of his own.

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What if lady!Gimli and legolas get elven married after the battle of helms deep in edoras and gimli doesn’t realise she’s pregnant till the week before Aragon’s wedding and she has to see her family from Erebor but none of the mirkwood elves save for some of the courtiers come. Legolas finds out after gimli freaks out and explodes at him and proceeds to panic as well. They have to hold off on visiting the caves and fangorn and begin researching how to parent in the archives of gondor

shotlikeshiny:

determamfidd:

OH MY GOSSSSSH NONNIE WRITE THE THING I WOULD READ THE FUCK OUTTA THAT

(I reeeeeally like that she would actually figure it out – symptoms can be freakin obvious and in some cases delibitating – and they would actually have to prepare themselves, with all the building anticipation, fear, excitement and uncertainty that involves. And I can attest to the panicked research side of it. Ohmigosh, yes. I read a lot of pregnancy and birth books!)

I read a fic once kind of similar to that called “Fortune presents gifts not according to the book” by telegramsam on ao3, except Gimli gives birth Rivendell. You’ve probably already seen it, but if you haven’t check it out it was quite good!

It’s on my reclist, actually! That is an awesome series. 

But I would be interested in seeing a fic where we don’t discover the pregnancy right at the last moment. You know, seeing the whole experience – from discovery at five-to-seven weeks, right up to the big event. There are 40+ weeks involved in a pregnancy that aren’t birth. I’d love to see how Gimli and Legolas would deal with them!

Have we made it far enough for some Bomfris/Thorin 3 smuts? Or some retroactive Dis/hubby porn? *wobbly Hobbit begging eyes and pouty lip*

IT’S CUT TIME NOW

Bomfris/Thorin 3 is DEF on the special menu (hurr hurr). There are a few more pairings that I am eager to write and will very possibly get their own smutty one-shot. I’m not making promises at this stage, though.

You can probably guess that I am D Y I N G to write Gigolas, though. *trembles* Oh myyyyyyy.