Tag: gigolas

scarletjedi:

punsbulletsandpointythings:

poplitealqueen:

punsbulletsandpointythings:

poplitealqueen:

I just had the stupidest, or the most brilliant, idea ever.

Share?

*deep breath* Okay.

Gimli and Legolas’ last memory of Middle Earth is leaving it to sail to Valinor. Next thing they both know, they’re sailing through the stars inside a hollow metal boat being chased by TIE fighters.

“Looks like we’re part o’ another war, lad,” Gimli says with excited exasperation.

Basically they think the Star Wars galaxy is Valinor, and they take to being part of the Rebellion really, really well.

(Also I just really REALLY really want Leia to be compared to Galadriel. I need it. I need Gimli and Legolas to be in fucking awe of this woman. Han is totally an Aragorn type, and Luke obviously gets compared to Hobbits.)

(Gimli has a mithril-hilted lightsaber, too. Because I said so. Legolas can have a badass bowcaster and a couple blasters, too)

YESSSS

Fuck dude that sounds so amazing!!!

I would read this. All of this.

*GASPS*

OMG POP AHHH 

Dwarf Games – Gigolas fic for the 1k Gigolas project

scarletjedi:

NEW FIC!! 

The first New Year after the fall of the Enemy marks an occasion for celebration in the North – so Thorin III Stonehelm is to host the Games, a festival with games of skill and feasting—and Legolas and Gimli act like the newlyweds they are.

Pretty hardcore smut – chapter 5 shows them just as competitive in the bedroom as in the games, so definitely NSFW. 

Originally written for @kooriicolada, who was cool with me posting this. 😀 

BTW, this fic brings the gigolas total on ao3 to 989. SO CLOSE YOU GUYS!

If you like what I do, consider clicking my coffee button. That’d be cool of you. 

*GASPS* OMG I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS – heck you know i love this, lmao, this is an insta-classic, as far as I am concerned <3333

*slaps fic onto my reclist faster than the speed of SOUND*

Dwarf Games – Gigolas fic for the 1k Gigolas project

lesbiankiliel:

jam-art:

thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere

DETS YOU GOTTA SEE THIS

okay so i’ve already reblogged this, i know, but preserved-in-salt Thranduil and scorchingly-jawdroppingly-hot Gimli is everything i love forever 

softdirks:

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

We Are Made Wise – Chapter 2 – scarletjedi – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

scarletjedi:

NEW CHAPTER! (Only 5 months later…) The sequel to Comes Around Again continues…

MY BETA IS AWESOME! THANK YOU!

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We Are Made Wise – Chapter 2 – scarletjedi – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

malaayna:

@determamfidd here’s Aragorn after the long awaited gigolas kiss
This scene made me act almost identically to Aragorn lol

AHHHHH DARLING STRIDERPANTS, it is okay, it is over now (lol not it isn’t, it’s about to get worse hahahaha)

THIS IS AWESOME – I love his expression SO MUCH – just so much weariness and relief! THANK THE VALAR, I can finally FINALLY FINALLY stop pretending i don’t know what these two honourable DORKS are thinking, finally I can sleep without suffocating in an atmosphere made of 90% longing and 10% idiocy 

you’ve got his body language down SO PERFECTLY –

he is so so Done, his new title will be King of Gondor Arnor and DONE

i can practically hear the thud as his head hits the mast! And the flop of his arms, the sag of his back, lmao – such a brilliant choice of pose, and I ADORE YOUR SHADING, ahhh! This is so awesome, thank you forever and ever and ever!!