katajainen:

I just opened my email to this.

HOW, how in the name of all that’s good and holy (and deliciously wicked) am I going to get any work done today? When I know I could be reading this?!

Self-discipline, I know you not.

AUGH sorry – aaaand my timing sucks once again! I hope you like it when you get around to reading it, and I REALLY hope that it doesn’t drive you bonkers all day at work!

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

@determamfidd

jUST FINISHED READING AND IT AND MY GOOD GOD

i am ALL ASWOON.

just…holy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff

And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it

but most of all my favorite lines:

“Aüle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,” he murmured, rather giddily.

and

“I will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,” Legolas grated beneath his breath. “I will endure no more of this!”

By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.

–im just

im

sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. ❤

unf.

LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn

also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING

it’s just it’s your fault i ship a certain thing so it’s like dedicated to you and

ANYWAY

keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets 😀

AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe

Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, it’s a good thing he’s pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast

(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)

eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!

nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOU’re rad as heck, you are 🙂

hint: it’s related to needing to put some thorin love out there

the piece of shit looks so besotted in this picture i s2g. you made me ship bagginshield. *shakes fist but not particularly with anger, it’s on principle!!*

*S C R E A M S* FUCK YEAH BAGGINSHIELD OHMYGOD YESSSSSS OH MY GOD ksjfhgklsj!!! yesss i am so proud, crewmates on the ss bagginshield ahoy

nahhhhh you really are the raddest of the Rad, the Radinator, look at that there, you gave me an amazing frikkin long-ass comment this makes you RADDERIFFIC

Mithril in his Beard – 14K, NC17

scarletjedi:

determamfidd:

A Gigolas one-shot, written for The Thousand Fics on AO3 Gigolas Challenge

Dedicated to @gimleafanatic, @kooriicolada and @scarletjedi bc they know why 😉

ON AO3

Legolas knew Gimli’s body as well as his own, and he knew when it was subtly different. An immortal Elf never changes, and the workings of time upon his lover were a marvel to him. It fascinated him. It enchanted him. How could one person be made of such endless, enthralling variety?

Now, he only had to convince Gimli of such.

(Easier to convince the moon.)

HOLY SHIT I JUST FINISHED READING IT AND IT IS SCORCHING!!

also, hells yea, I know why! If i knew it’d get me this, i’d have shared AGES ago!

*blushy blushy* Awww, ilu Jedi. Glad you liked it! 

lmao, I will show my affection with graphic smut <333


https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/150659931813/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_ods38z08LY1r7vxd5?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdetermamfidd%2F150659931813%2Ftumblr_ods38z08LY1r7vxd5

notanightlight:

Here is the 14th of the Songs of Sansûkh, a wistful piece of Legolas’s creation.  He sings this in the 42nd chapter of @determamfidd‘s sweeping epic, Sansûkh, which you can read: here!

Lyrics: J.R.R. Tolkien

Melody & Vocals: Me

Please bear in mind that this is an amateur recording of an amateur performance.  Also, these will be a little out of order, but I plan to renumber them in the correct order once they are all recorded.

Not going to lie, I’ve been planning and recording ideas for this song for ages, but when I read the chapter, all of that went out the window and this melody was born in the space of one night.

oh my god THIS 

THIS IS SO HEART-WRENCHINGLY HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL

NOTA, YOU SILVER-VOICED MAGICIAN, this is so gorgeous aaaaah I am teary I LOVE IT