lisafer:

determamfidd:

determamfidd:

lisafer:

notanightlight:

determamfidd:

ANON AGAIN??? why did i tlel you i was drunk, i apologize. i am making fool of self. love everything you’ve created and this little mini community, it fills my cold angry center with joy, everyone here is beautiful. good night 

AWWW NONNIE, LOVELY DEAR SLIGHTLY-TANKED NONNIE. 

Heh. I love everyone in this bar 😉

(me rn – and yeah, that is an apron)

i desperately DESPERATELY need a musical/musician gigolas au, I don’t mind admitting. I know shit about Band AU, bc I am a string player and a vocalist, so if it =/= orchestra or choir, i am a newborn baby deer. 

BUT I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF ANY MUSICAL/MUSICIAN GIGOLAS AU, I DON’T MIND TELLING YOU

Orchestra Au w lead oboist Legolas and double-bass player Gimli? Gimme.

Choir Au with bass Gimli (the only one who can keep the others in tune dammit) and soloist tenor Legolas? Gimme.

String Quartet Au with First Violinist Legolas, Second Violinist Aragorn, Violist Eomer and Cellist Gimli?

Gimme. 

Barbershop Quartet Au with Bass Gimli and Lead Legolas? Gimme.

A capella Au, a nontet (9 singers) called ‘The Fellowship” GUESS WHO IS THE BARITONE, GUESS WHO SINGS TENOR

Classical soloist Au with opera countertenor Legolas and pianist (and company accompanist) Gimli? Gimme.

Stage Au with renowned bass-baritone Gimli and side-stage dresser Legolas? 

Gimme.

Heck, if anyone thinks that any of these are worth looking at/investigating, you are more than welcome to em, or stick them on the 1000 Fics Gigolas challenge. DO IT! MAKE ALL THE GIGOLAS HAPPEN. ALWAYS.  

I want all of this

I need a fic where Gimli and Legolas play bassoon and oboe respectively and the poor band director has to deal with the chaos in the double reeds (so many contests to see who can breathe the least!). But eventually they bond over reeds.

yesssss fucking perfection

I THOUGHT OF MORE

composer!Gimli and conductor!Legolas

Piano trio AU, where Aragorn is the pianist, Legolas is violin and Gimli is cellist, and we don’t agree on the tempo EVER

Opera!AU, where Legolas is a countertenor and Gimli is the bass (and Handel is a sadist)

Mozart Horn Concerto!AU where Gimli is the horn soloist and Legolas is the conductor and stop showing off you bloody brass-brained idiot

Lieder/art-song AU: we have a recital to put together in two weeks, I know I’m a baritone but can we please sing anything other than Schubert, Vaughan-Williams or Mahler PLEASE I’m begging you here (Legolas as the pianist ofc)

SWAP IT and Legolas as the tenor and Gimli as the pianist, and SHIT NO I WILL NOT BLOODY PLAY SCHUBERT’S ERLKONIG AT THAT HELLISH SPEED are you bonkers

String Quartet AU in which Cellist!Gimli will kill a man if they have to play Pachelbel’s Canon one more fucking time

ALL THE GIGOLAS MUSICIAN AUS. ALL OF THEM

Competitive conservatory students AU. They’re both gunning for first chair/concert master.

Gimli struggles with solfege, Legolas struggles with written theory. They tutor each other.

There’s only one one practice room available and they both think they deserve it more than the other.

Gimli is an education major and he’s studying Legolas’s instrument. And gets tutoring/assistance.

One is the singer. The other is the accompanist. They disagree on interpretation.

Gimli as the piano tuner all the other students look down on, until Legolas realizes how fucking talented Gimli’s ear is.

GLORIOUSSSS