enemies-to-friends/lovers relationships fuel my life force. like. give me two people who experienced enough personal growth to change their perspectives and set their pride aside to understand one another. give me a hard-won companionship made rock solid from experiencing each other at their best and worst, give me two people who went through to hell together and came out the other side with forgiveness and humility. just kill me dude
THEY SHALL FLIRT THEIR WAY ACROSS MIDDLE-EARTH, AND WHEN THEY’VE EXHAUSTED THAT AS AN ARENA THEY WILL FLIRT THEIR WAY ACROSS THE SUNDERING SEAS TO VALINOR
(2/3) I get that Gimli and Legolas’ families are a little shocked to be getting this news via letters. And as a sister myself, I completely understand Gimris’ position that he should have told them in person, the trollbrain. But given how far Gimli and Legolas have come, I’m not sure their families could have handled it all at once when they saw them again, without any warning at all. Like, the letters are shocking, sure. But if Gloin and Thranduil are going to cause an international incident (3/3) over some letters, what might they have done if Gimli and Legolas had broken out the banter and the innuendo without any warning at all? For that matter, even with the warning I image they’ll be a little shocked. Perhaps when the families reunite, they will decide to be grateful for those letters after all…
I kinda wanna give you a GIANT prize, bc yeah – that is in fact the idea! They thought about it very carefully after all, Legolas was p sure it would have been a bad idea to spring themselves upon their families all unaware and unprepared. Something truly irreparable could have happened. Disowning, or even harm. You get the picture.
the letters are an attempt to circumvent that. Probably would have worked really well, too, if Thranduil were still in the Greenwood.
And so, yup, the timing truly truly sucks, what with Thranduil and Gloin in the same mountain, and a new peace and era of friendship being born and puppies and kittens and butterflies etc. A gigantic interracial royal family fight isn’t exactly conducive to the whole ‘Most Favoured Nation’ vibe, heh.
After what has most likely been a year of having these prompts sitting in my inbox, I am finally doing some writing on the five word prompts. It you want to read a better formatted version, it’s posted to AO3 right here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/3626280/chapters/17791954
(Warning, brief scene that may be reminiscent of PTSD)
Long before they moved in together, Gimli knew that Legolas had strange sleep patterns, to say the least. In fact, he knew it before they even started dating.
The very first time he met Legolas it became apparent.
Gimli had overslept for his eight AM anthropology lecture, and was forced to sneak into the back of the lecture hall as quietly possible or face professor Peredhel’s withering glare of doom. He snagged the first open seat he saw, grateful for the measure of anonymity granted by the large class size. A glance at his watch told him the professor was at least a good twenty minutes into his lesson.
With a voiceless curse, Gimli dug into his backpack for a notebook and pencil.
“Hey,” he whispered to the guy sitting next to him, just barely audible over professor Peredhel’s droning, “Can I take a peek at your notes?”
The guy didn’t respond. In fact, he didn’t appear to have noticed at all, just kept staring down at professor Peredhel’s Powerpoint slide.
If there hadn’t been a quiz scheduled for the next day, he wouldn’t have kept bothering, but as it stood Gimli really needed to get caught up. He cleared his throat and tried again.
“Sorry to bug you, but I really don’t want to fall behind, and I just need a quick peek…” Gimli trailed off as he got a better look at the guy.
His classmate was the picture of relaxed boredom; tall frame slouched in his seat, pencil held loosely in lax fingers, and pale eyes staring straight ahead with an unfocused gaze. The tiniest of snores slipped past his lips.
Gimli knew his jaw was hanging open, but he didn’t really care. He gave the guy a slight poke in the side and watched in fascination as he jerked in surprise, blinking rapidly as he came back to awareness.
“What?” the guy asked, a frankly adorable confused expression on his face.
“I think you were… asleep,” Gimli replied, “with your eyes open.”
A blush spread from the guy’s cheeks all the way to the tips of his ears.
“Oh, um, yeah. That happens sometimes,” he admitted, “Thanks for waking me.”
“I was just trying to borrow your notes,” Gimli said with a wry grin.
The guy looked down at his notebook, gaze running over the trail of graphite that had traveled off the paper and onto the desk.
“I think I only got the first two slides, so I might not be much help,” he told Gimli with a sheepish smile of his own.
Gimli shrugged.
“That’s alright. This makes me feel much better about showing up late,” he replied, “I’m Gimli, by the way.”
“Legolas,” his classmate responded, “Glad to meet you, Gimli.”
And that had been the beginning of it all. Neither of them did well on the following quiz, but they began sitting together from that point on.
Gimli found Legolas to be engaging, with a wicked sense of humor and genuinely interesting outlook on life. Sure, some mornings Legolas was completely wired, and on others he was practically a zombie, but Gimli only caught him sleeping with his eyes open two other times in class. By midterm, they were firmly friends.
Over the course of their friendship, Gimli learned several other things about Legolas’s bizarre relationship with sleep. For example, Legolas sometimes went days without sleep with very few outward signs until he hit day three. Legolas was also capable of falling asleep in any place imaginable once sleep finally caught up to him.
(Gimli swore he once caught Legolas fall asleep on the way to class while still walking.)
Eventually close friendship and mutual attraction led to a romantic relationship. Which, of course, led to several more discoveries about Legolas’s sleep habits once they began sleeping together.
Gimli learned that Legolas was a bit of a sleep talker, although everything he said appeared to be in some strange language known only to Legolas’s unconscious mind.
(Legolas jerked sharply in his sleep, grabbing Gimli’s arm with an outstretched hand. “Gimli, meleth-nin—” Legolas mumbled, eyes moving restlessly behind his lids.
“Yes, yes,” Gimli said, patting Legolas’s hand fondly, “meleth to you too.”
Legolas mumbled a few more words of sleepy gibberish before settling back into restful stillness. Gimli simply shook his head, smiling as he went back to his book.)
He also learned that Legolas had a little bottle of melatonin pills that sat mostly untouched on his nightstand. They were supposed to help regulate his sleep pattern, but Legolas avoided taking them until the absolute last resort for a single reason; the dreams.
Legolas already had some of the most bizarre and vibrant dreams Gimli had ever heard about. Usually they were amusing.
(“We worked at Disney, and I think you were Donald Duck, because you had a sailor hat, but no pants. And that alligator with the clock kept trying to catch me. You know, the one that wanted to eat Captain Hook, except it want to eat me and there were like, ten of it! And every time I tried to get away I’d hear that ticking and have to start running again. It was horrible Gimli! Alligators chased me at Disney! It’s supposed to be a happy place!” Legolas explained in a rush, his hair still a tangled mess of bed head.)
But sometimes, Legolas’s dreams were unsettlingly vivid. More often than not, nights when he took his melatonin also brought these dreams with them. He called them “story dreams” because they were like walking into another life; some wild adventure from the pages of a fantasy novel. What’s more, they were consistent. Legolas described them like recalling distant memories, and always seemed to carry the echo of them around for days afterwards.
(“I had a dream about my father, except he wasn’t the father I have now,” Legolas explained, eyes distant. “He was tall, and his hair was blonde like mine. I remember he was wearing some kind crown, and his ears… There was something about his ears…”
He accepted the warm cup of tea Gimli offered him, and gave him a wan smile.
“You know, it was strange how badly I wanted him to be proud of me,” Legolas continued.
“You know your father is proud of you,” Gimli tried to assure him.
Legolas’s brow furrowed.
“Yeah, but… I wanted that one to be proud of me too.”)
Some of the story dreams were frightening in their intensity.
(Gimli was shocked into wakefulness by Legolas thrashing besides him. Legolas’s eyes were squeezed shut and his teeth gritted together painfully tight. Small distressed noises were forced from his throat as he twisted in the sheets, body as tense as a bowstring.
Gimli flicked on the bedside lamp in a hurry, flooding their bedroom with light.
“Legolas! Legolas!”
Legolas snapped into wakefulness with a gasp.
“Gimli?” His eyes frantically sought out Gimli’s, breath coming in hard pants.
“I’m here, I’m here. You’re alright,” Gimli tried to soothe him, pulling Legolas into his arms.
Legolas shivered under his palms.
“We were in a battle in the rain,” Legolas began, letting the events of that night’s dream tumble out in a rush. “We were fighting an army of monsters, and there was blood everywhere. People were dying, and we had to just keep fighting over their fallen bodies. It was awful, Gimli! We were losing, I knew we were losing and that we were going to die in this place. And then I couldn’t find you anywhere, Gimli! I didn’t even know if you were still—”
Legolas cut himself off viciously, clinging to Gimli tighter as his shoulders shook.
“It was just a dream, Love. We’re safe,” Gimli promised, glaring at the little bottle of pills sitting innocuously on the nightstand.
“Just a dream.”)
When Gimli woke up, Legolas was already sitting up on the side of the bed, staring out the window. He was very still, but his body was relaxed.
“Legolas?”
Legolas took a deep breath.
“You were old, Gimli,” Legolas explained, already knowing the next question that would be asked, “Your beard was long again, but this time it was as white as the snow. We were living in a small house. I think we built it, even. And I could see the ocean from the window…”
Gimli moved to sit next to his boyfriend, but didn’t interrupt. He simply smoothed some of the long hair out of Legolas’s face. It was so much longer than it was when they first met. He’d never asked why Legolas decided to grow it out.
“For some reason, I knew I was going to outlive you. But there was such a sense of peace, Gimli. Like we were just savoring every moment we had together. I think we’d been together for decades.”
Gimli didn’t know what to say. He just looked at the small wistful smile on Legolas’s face and wished, not for the first time, that he could somehow have a window into this private world of his. Despite all of the pain the dreams could bring there was something about the depth of the happier ones.
“Well, that was certainly different,” Daegal said as he reentered the feast hall. His voice carried far enough over the din of the hall to reach his companions, despite the slight quaver to it.
He took a seat between Alden and Hammid, gratefully accepting a flag on of strong Rohirrim ale.
“What?” Hammid asked, thankfully waiting until Daegal had taken a long drink, “I thought you were going to go invite our esteemed guests to drink with us tonight.”
“You did find them, didn’t you?” Alden added.
Daegal nodded, roughly wiping away the foam still clinging to his mustache.
“Oh I found them,” he said, staring deeply into his flagon, “finding them wasn’t the problem.”
Alden gave him a sharp nudge in the side.
“Well?”
Daegal took another fortifying drink of ale before he could be cajoled into telling his tale.
“King Elessar was in discussions with Lord Éomer, King, so he could not be invited to join us,” he said.
“Not much different about that,” Hammid said, crossing his arms with a dismissive snort.
“I never said that was the different part!” Daegal replied indignantly.
“You implied it!” Hammid shot back.
“It’s background,” Daegal said, gesturing with his flagon, “It’s important to give the tale some context!”
“Just get on with the story!” Alden quickly cut in before Hammid could come up with another rejoinder.
“What story, now?” came a new voice.
Alden groaned, slumping in his seat and muttering to himself about no one ever being able to tell a straight story in this hall.
Orva ignored him, setting down the plate of roast pork she’d retrieved with a flourish before taking a seat herself. She raised an eyebrow in Daegal’s direction, snagging a piece for herself.
“Weren’t you going to supposed to be getting our guests?” she asked.
“I was just explaining that.”
“Poorly,” Hammid added.
“Just let him talk!” Alden begged, dropping his head into his hand.
Hammid made a ‘well, go ahead’ gesture with his hand.
“As I was just saying,” Daegal said, pausing to clear his throat. “Elessar was in conversation so I went to find Masters Elf and Dwarf, but they were also… busy…”
Daegal trailed off, quickly taking another deep drink of his ale.
“You tell terrible stories, mate,” Hammid grumbled, turning his full attention to the roast pork.
“Busy, how?” Orva prompted, as she licked her fingers clean.
Daegal sputtered over some words, growing red in the face as he searched for a right way to explain. Finally, he set his flagon aside, folding his hands in front of him.
“You have heard that Elves are also considered to be great riders,” he began.
Hammid groaned, but Alden reached over to give him a smack before he could begin complaining about the digression.
“But they do not always ride horses,” he continued.
“Mph!” Orva exclaimed, quickly swallowing her bite of food.
“Yes! I’ve heard that one of the Elvish kings rides a huge stag, with antlers wider than your arms can spread!”
“Not a stag, either,” Daegal muttered, turning even redder.
That earned him another sharp nudge in the side.
“Well?”
“Tonight I learned that our Master Elf is apparently quite skilled at riding a Dwarf.”
Alden stared at him, mouth agape in shock.
“Now that certainly is different!” Hammid admitted, clapping Daegal on the back.
Honestly if the fellowship had cellphones the #1 change would be Aragorn constantly complaining on the phone with arwen in the two towers like “they’re flirting again. Yes again. Literally I don’t even want to tell u what I walked in on yesterday but it involved gimli cleaning his axe in an inappropriate manner. And the worst bit is they still pretend like they hate each other my god. I’m gonna lose it I swear” while arwen is like “mhmm that’s nice dear”
Aw Yiss 