coconutmilkyway:

lord of the rings except LADIES

i feel like im the only one who gives lady dwarves enormous fluffy beards and not tiny pathetic WISPS OF CHEEK FLUFF. more beard please.

 w clothes on gimli and legolas would basically look the same lelel i love the idea of elves n dwarves n orcs having little to no sexual dimorphism 

Crack theory: Aragorn the Third Wheel who has different reactions to different Gigolas events. He eventually can gauge the type/seriousness of what’s happening this way by the magic of third wheel spidey senses. So like, his foot tingles and his neck is itchy … so they argued over interracial stuff and are now doing sexytimes.

Poor innocent bureaucrat: If I can bring your attention to – My Lord? Why are you constantly scratching at your nose?

Aragorn: …not again, I thought they’d learned their lesson about public exhibitionism when that horse decided to try eating their hair. Just please tell me we have a blanket and a bucket of water on hand.

Poor innocent bureaucrat: …and your eye is twitching.

Aragorn: Oh, that always happens, it’s not of any significance.

Heart Of The Mountain

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For three hundred years they’ve been under attack. It’s become background noise now but Gimli can’t help but wonder why. Why in Middle-Earth are the elves still attacking them after all this time? Surely they have something better to do?

Words: 1838, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

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Ficlet: A Better Game

gimleafanatic:

Summary:  After waking up in a compromising position with no memory of how they got there, Legolas and Gimli interview their friends to find out what happened, and come to the conclusion that drinking games are overrated.  (humor, minor angst, sexual references)

Rating:  Mature

LINK:  http://archiveofourown.org/collections/1000GigolasFics/works/7147358

This ficlet responds to a prompt in The Thousand Gigolas Fics on AO3 Challenge!  http://archiveofourown.org/collections/1000GigolasFics

Prompt:  Legolas and Gimli wake up together in a bed in Minas Tirith, hung over and stark naked, with no memory of the previous 18 hours. What happened last night? How will they find out? It’s up to the author. Bonus points if they aren’t in an established relationship… yet.