motherfuckingbagginshield:

Azhâr.

Thorin Oakenshield slowly wakes to the sounds of Bilbo and his nephews softly talking, colder and heavier than he has ever been in his life, but before he can get a word out Bilbo is punching him square on the nose. Quite rightly, as it turns out, because he’s been dead for a week and has just sat up in his tomb with no warning whatsoever.

Following the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies where Thorin must fight with his own guilt and mind over his choices and what they mean and meant, where he must decide whether or not to rule, and how to live with himself after dying. Focusing on many different characters and relationships, as well as building on the lore of Erebor and Middle Earth. A story about coming home.

Bagginshield | Kíli/Tauriel | Gimli/Legolas | Thranduil/Elrond | Thranduil/Bard | And many more probably | Everyone lives au | Fix-It | Fake Marriage |Thorin in the Shire | Mental health |Angst |Pining |Fluff |Smut | And many many more tags to come as they happen most probably | Slow Build | Slow Burn | Happy ending | Diverse genders / sexualities / neurotypes | Lots of Angst | Loads of pining

Chapter 1: Awakening
Chapter 2: Beginning
Chapter 3: Ahfât
Chapter 4: Akabâl
Chapter 5: Khûr

When thorin and bilbo are together at last,they’ll run toward each other and thorin’ll pick bilbo and spin him around and then they’ll do that”I haven’t seen you for almost 100 years kiss” and gross out gimli.

AHHHH

YES

RUNNING TOWARDS EACH OTHER

THE MUSIC SWELLS

SPINNING

CAN’T TELL WHO KISSES WHO FIRST

LOTS OF TEARS AND NAMES AND PROMISES REPEATED IN RUSHED AND BROKEN WHISPERS

AND ‘OH DO SHUT UP’ AND STOPPING ANY MORE WORDS WITH EVEN MORE KISSES

IF THIS DOES NOT TAKE PLACE ON A HILL COVERED IN WILDFLOWERS THEN THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE

Later on, when Gimli grumbles about his poor poor eyes, Thorin can call it his revenge for all the bloody PINING he had to witness. Furthermore, Thorin had to watch Gimli and Legolas snogging for decades. Thorin has quite a bit of time to make up before he can call it even, inudoy kurdulu!

Okay, but imagine Thranduil realizing how many DWARVES he is now related too. (Suck it up, man, at least your son is happy).

Elrond: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thranduil: Shut up.

Elrond: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thranduil: I mean it. Shut up. 

Elrond *wiping eyes*: ahhhhh aha hahaha ahaaaa oh Iluvatar, oh Elbereth, my sides… will they call you the Perenfeng1, do you suppose? *giggles uncontrollably*

Thranduil: Are you done?

Elrond *chances a look at Thranduil’s face – and loses it completely*: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thranduil: *sighs and swigs straight from the bottle*

1. enfeng = sindarin, “Dwarf” n. singular, specifically one of the Longbeards. Therefore ‘Perenfeng’ would mean ‘half-dwarven’, just as ‘Peredhel’ means ‘half-elven.’