ichijoukenichiro:

errandofmercy:

ichijoukenichiro:

For ridersofbrohon‘s wonderful request.

Thranduil goes to Skype his son and gets a bit of a surprise. With special guest star errandofmercy, who is really the star of this video. Thank you for much for helping me, darling.

Please enjoy and thank you all for all the support!

If you needed more proof that

ichijoukenichiro

is amazing, here it is. ;D

And here are some bonus pics since Skype makes everything look dingy and I have horrible posture even for a Dwarf!

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Reblogging this for those of you who may not otherwise get to see errandofmercy‘s amazing Gimli close-ups. Sorry the video set up prevented you all from seeing this level of amazingness!

boinkaboink marathon anon again: thandruil shows up at gondor like “BRING ME TO MY SON, PEASANTS” and Aragon’s like “uh you really don’t want me to do that. he’s kinda busy.” and Thandy’s like “what could he possibly be doing that is more important than seeing his father????” and Aragon kinda shifts awkwardly and goes “… getting married?” AND THE ELVES ALL FLIP THEIR SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH AWESOME THAT IS HILARIOUS PFFFT

you are, at your core
rock and stone
and though your eyes may one day grow dull
as the years you have spent in your mountain homes begin to carve away at your thick, brittle bones
for now they glint in the shadows
a reminder of the power held by those who do not fear the dark

to keep you safe would be a sin
the flames in your veins do not want for peace
and i wish, i wish, i wish, i did not fear for you
but this is the burden that comes
with falling in love with fires
one day they will burn out
and all that’s left for me will be your embers

darling
i have died in every way you can imagine
waiting here for you
but each moment was worth the rasp of the callouses on your fingertips
as they brush over the backs
of my bruised and broken knuckles

i am a prince of leaves and branches
and you are one of roots, as they wrap around great foundations
and when i meet you on these grey shores
nothing will tie me to them
not the sand beneath my feet or the mist that swirls around us

i have always been too quick
to let the wind carry me away
but i will find your hand, in that thick, blinding fog
and your forehead against mine will ground me
here.

but you comfort me, by bjs (via beastpoetry)

How Gimli really got to go the Undying Lands

Thranduil: ok Legolas everything is set are you ready to go?
Legolas: Yes. Are you ready Gimli?
Gimli: -nods-
-He and Legolas join hands-
Thranduil: um. Legolas. This is awkward as fuck but you know Gimli can’t come, right?
Legolas: -stone cold glare- I’m sorry what.
Thranduil: Here we fucking go…You know the rules son, he-
Legolas: -throws bag to ground- MY PLACE IS WITH GIMLI. IF THERE IS NO PLACE FOR GIMLI THERE IS NO PLACE FOR LEGOLAS.
Thranduil: Legolas we talked about this, you-
Legolas: GIMLI IS GOING TOO
Thranduil: The rules say that-
Legolas: THE RULES ARE STUPID. CHANGE THEM ADA
Thranduil: Legolas! I can’t just-
Legolas: CHANGE THE RULES OR IM STAYING HERE
Thranduil: oh for fucks sake…
-Thranduil goes on a long perilous journey across the sea and appeals to Manwë and the other Valar-
Thranduil: Yeah hi there, I’m King Thranduil, you might remember me from the shit life you have dealt me…um anyway, so I’m here to ask that Gimli the Dwarf be allowed to come to Valinor.
Manwë: but why would you, Thranduil Oropherion speak of such for one of the Naugrim. You have no great love for their kind.
Thranduil: Tell me about it I…ah, it’s not me. It’s my son, Legolas. He…he…Damn, I’m not drunk enough for this…HE FELL IN LOVE WITH GIMLI OK. And now the only way he will agree to sail is if freakin Gimli can come with him. He’s so damn stubborn, I don’t know WHERE he gets that from GOSH.
Manwë: um
Thranduil:
Manwë: you mean ‘in love’ like Beren and Luthien ‘in love’
Thranduil: fucking yes.
Manwë: woo. Oh boy. Ah. I’m sorry. I see you concern but never before has one of dwarvish kind set foot upon these shores
Thranduil: yeah and trust me I wouldn’t want them here either but…Legolas. As much of a pain in the ass that little shit can be, I do love him. And like, it would only be ONE dwarf.
Manwë: hm, this COULD eternally amend the blood feud between the two races and pass into legend as a shining example of love and my kindness that I could bestow upon them. Give them my blessing, have a few or 15,000 ballads written about it. Good for PR you know.
Thranduil: yeah…so?
Manwë: it is decided. Your son may bring the dwarf.
-Thranduil returns to Middle Earth after a terrible journey back across the sea-
Legolas: So can he come? Did you get permission for Gimli to sail?
Thranduil: oh hello son, nice to see you again too. Yes the journey was terrible than you for asking. That stupid steward of mine was sea sick all over my favorite robe, there were orcs on the way back through the first, and I ran out of Lembas and-
Legolas: can Gimli come?
Thranduil:
Legolas:
Thranduil:
Legolas: can Gimli-
Thranduil: FUCKING HELL YES. IT CAN COME WITH US.
Legolas: GIMLI DID YOU HEAR THAT MY LOVE
-Gimli and Legolas passionately kiss-
Thranduil:
-still kissing-
Thranduil: -reaches for glass of wine-
Thranduil:
Thranduil: -throws glass to floor and grabs the bottle-
Thranduil: -chugs wine-
Thranduil: an eternity of this…fuck my actual life.

a-weird-rusted-android:

Even the King of the Dead shipped those two. Thorin doesn’t like that guy. Inspired by determamfidd’s Sansûkh, after Gimli and Leggles finally decided to kiss during last chapter. I fucking suck at drawing that’s what you get when you don’t art for months this is vaguely embarassing

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

even the cursed dead ships it!!! I LOVE IT THANK YOU THANK YOU!

(frerin’s scandalised face gives me LIFE)