Tag: gigolas

u must also consider for modern gigolas: which one of them gets up at 3 am to let the cat out, who uses too much whipped cream on their food, who gets slammed against the wall during makeouts, which one sucks at technology the most, and also who annoyed aragorn the most when one was pining for the other

You are working for the good of us all, please never stop Nonnie, it is vitally important to the continued running of the everything that we consider these crucial concepts ❤

which one of them gets up at 3 am to let the cat out: Legolas, probably! He’s not as deep a sleeper as Gimli. Also… he likely gets less cross when awoken. I bet Gimli is a grouchy bear when he’s had too little sleep!

who uses too much whipped cream on their food: LEGOLAS AGAIN. Sweet tooth like whoa. 

who gets slammed against the wall during makeouts: Wrestling match decides the winner! Gimli wins 42 times in a row, and crows about it for a week or two (until Legolas pins him on the couch and snogs him silly hahahaha)

which one sucks at technology the most: Hmm, probs Legolas, though he isn’t all that bad really. I can’t see any Dwarf (or former Dwarf) being anything less than competent with technology. Gimli probably builds his own towers and adds extra hard drives etc. Though I expect that Legolas is sliiiiiightly addicted to Instagram (boy is a selfie junkie), or perhaps has an aesthetic blog!

and also who annoyed aragorn the most when one was pining for the other:

evil-bones-mccoy:

you know what

i would actually be very interested in a modernised hobbit that had thorin and co. as jewish?

i mean i’ve seen gigolas fic where gimli kinda drew out the parallels between the jewish diaspora and the dwarves of erebor post-smaug’s attack but that was in a middle-earth setting

idek

i just thought it’d be interesting to see a modern!durin family that’s jewish and bilbo getting to know them (and celebrating hanukkah with little fili and kili say it with me d’awwwwwwww) and like, dis and thorin are reform and they occasionally butt up against the very orthodox balin but in the end they’re all family 

has anyone done this yet even as a side detail to a larger au because i would be interested as hell in reading it

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE evil-bones-mccoy!

Sons of Jerusalem (Explicit) by Seashadows, wikdsushi

Going to Hillel is easier than cooking Shabbat dinner, and Theodor Derensky, Ph.D has settled into a comfortable Friday-night routine with the rest of the local Jewish community. When a confused and sleep-deprived triage nurse from Oxford stumbles in, however, everything changes.

Hilarious and clever, with clean prose and FANTASTIC dialogue. All the Dwarves are here – now and then it takes a moment to figure out which character is which, bc new names. But then it becomes natural, and you go ‘OH THAT’S DWALIN’ or “GLOOOOIN!’ There are utterly side-splitting laughs here, and a very grumpy, very gay Thorin (with a massive, loving, bickering Jewish clan) – and an utterly clueless and snappish nurse Bilbo.

This is awesome, and I am hanging out for more! 

(Modern AU: Bagginshield, Nwalin, Gigolas, other pairings to follow!)

cargsdoodles:

Part five of my gigolas comic from the fee&kee social media au. This is supposed to be the end but I have an epilogue planned and a bunch of other random stuff. So. Its not really the end. 

After a rather intense discussion with his now ex-boyfriend
(which happened in person and not on social media and is thus not depicted here)
Gimli decides that copious amounts of ice cream and Derek Morgan good friends are
really all he needs in life.

gigolas fic: A Brief Respite

lacefedora:

Title: A Brief Respite
Rating: PG
Pairing: Legolas/Gimli
Word count: 546

A small little thing to go with THIS drawing that I did for determamfidd and for Sansukh.

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*WRITHES FROM THE SHEER GIGOLASY SWEETNESS*

oh my gnaaaaaaaaah this is gorgeous. SO GORGEOUS. Oh, these two. Ohhhh the head-press, the pet names. Ohhhhh. OOOOOOHHHHH.

Thank you so so so much, lacefedora! *tackleglomps*

ichijoukenichiro:

Well, Tumblr has been fighting me for 24 hours on this, but I finally managed it, here’s Thranduil berating Legolas for his life choice, a wonderful video request by sonofqueen. This was the most challenging and enjoyable requests I’ve gotten. I was also asked to tag my son, jaegervega, there you are my moonbeam.

I am sorry that it’s a cellphone video and that  I
drank a glass of wine per take and by the time the bottle was starting
to get empty I figured that was all I would get for the night. I still
haven’t brought myself to watch with the sound on XD

As for the
other requests I got over the weekend, I haven’t forgotten about you,
they’re done, and I will be posting the next one later tonight or tomorrow morning. Thank you all who have sent me requests! Keep sending
stuff for me to do, they are an absolute joy! Don’t be shy about
anything, you can always send on anon.

“A dwarf. A dwarf. Why didn’t you just bring an ORC HOME.”

YOU ARE BRILLIANT ILU

there r many things in modern gigolas that u hav 2 imagine like who drives when they go out, whose hair gets caught in their jacket zipper the most, who is always player 1 during video games, how they spoon, and most importantly, their response to nicki minaj’s iconic video ‘anaconda’

These are all SUPER IMPORTANT, thank you for bringing them to my attention, you are a gem ❤

Hmm. who drives when they go out: COMPETITION TIME. Whoever gets into the driver’s seat first gets to drive. 

whose hair gets caught in their jacket zipper the most: Gimli. Pfft. No question. And it’s not just the hair on his head (chest hair, yeowch). 

who is always player 1 during video games: Legolas. Because it’s his console, he gets to be player 1. (Rich daddy’s boy)

how they spoon: Ooooh, Gimli = dead-to-the-world log sleeper, on his back, arms thrown slightly wide (probably snoring). Legolas tucked up against him, leg thrown over Gimli’s.  

and most importantly, their response to nicki minaj’s iconic video ‘anaconda’: oh god. so SO SOOOOO MUCH DORKY/SEXY DANCING (Legolas knows every single word. Gimli takes the opportunity to grab Legolas’ bum.)