HIDE

EVERYONE HIDE
(run for the hills! BUT WE LIVE IN THE HILL! shit run for the lows then)
HIDE

EVERYONE HIDE
(run for the hills! BUT WE LIVE IN THE HILL! shit run for the lows then)
Sam: “Well, look at me, Mister Frodo! Why, I could be as Stoorish as a Breelander!” It gets Frodo to smile. That means it’s worth its weight in gold, as far as Sam’s concerned.
(Tiny little Elanor finds it one day. She looks HYSTERICALLY FUNNY in it.)
Merry & Pippin: *die of laughter, use them to prank each other and everybody else*
Frodo: sends a very polite ‘thank you’ letter… and never wears it.
Bilbo: secretly tries it on in the mirror when nobody else is watching, checks himself from all angles, preens and prances about a bit and chuckles and uses all the Dwarvish swear-words he remembers… and then grows quiet, letting the funny beard fall to his knees and sighing.
Wee Thorin would probably be trying to pry Gimizh out of whatever it is that he’s stuck in, lmao. And Frerinith would be ‘telling’ everyone what to do, very importantly, while Balinith cheerfully ignores him and Dori tries to turn a blind eye to the CHAOS


YESSSSSSSS
everything about this is just *heaves a happy, teary sigh* oh, thank you.

OH MY GOSH THOUGH
Gimizh deciding that Eomer is a Top Bloke and Good Sort means…
yet more competition between Gimli and Eomer hahahahaha
AWWWWWWW
Lmao, Gimris and Eowyn in the same room might just be more determined warrior/healer ATTITUDE than Middle-Earth can cope with
Gimizh would be spoiled rotten, good gracious, everyone marvelling at one of the rarely-seen Dwarven children, he’s so CUTE, Gimli would be so PROUD
YES THEY DO, ALL OF THEM – thank you so much, I am so HAPPY you noticed, Nonnie! I have given all of the kids some of Dori’s influence, because I think he would have been very close to them all. Most trusted babysitter, honorary uncle, etc. So they’ve all got some characteristics and traits that stem from that proximity… all except Gimizh.
Wee Thorin is protective LIKE WHOA. Also knitting. And sighing.
Balinith is orderly, tidy and also SCIENCE, but he’s got a streak of sarcasm in him a mile wide. Sly insults ftw.
And tiny Frerinith is A FUSSY CUTIE PIE BOSSY-BOOTS 😀
(Alas, Gimizh has a hefty dose of Nori as well as Bofur, Gimris and Gimli in his character… which is probably makes Dori both sad and fond simultaneously.)
When I wrote that line about ‘Dori mothers the whole mountain in the absence of his brothers’, I totally, TOTALLY meant it with bells on and a cherry on top… also hello once more, my love of extreme character detail, there you are again
HOLD ONTO YOUR BEARDS
IT’S HEADCANONPALOOZA PART 12!
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11
If you need a smile (for example, IF YOU HAVE BEEN CRYING YOUR HEART OUT OVER A CERTAIN MUSICAL, PRAPS) then here we are: have some epic sweetness and cuteness galore!