I was reading Sansukh today and came upon the part where Legolas says “Gimli melin” and I realized “That sounds a lot like ‘mellon.’ What if he said ‘melin’ to Gimli and Gimli heard ‘mellon’ and was all, ‘Awww, that’s nice, I feel the same way about everyone in the fellowship.'” <— THE PERILS OF HOMONYMS! (Now I have to put something like this in my fanfic.)

lmaaaaaaaaaaaao – yes, um, Gimli, that does not mean what you think it means! 

(I do enjoy the ole language shenanigans, heheheheheh)