How does Laerophen react to Gimizh stealing his clothes? (And how did Frerinith end up with so many pairs of elf undergarments??!!??!!?)

At first, he is both confused and frustrated. He knows he put that jacket right there. Only yesterday!

Secondly, he is outraged. How dare  – that little sneak-thief! How incredibly RUDE!

But Laerophen is, remember, not very confrontational. He gets stiff and awkward and super formal when he has to front up to anything. So every time he tries to draw himself up and speak out about his annoyance, Gimizh does something innocently charming (gives him a cookie, grabbing his hands to swing him into a dance, folds him into his latest imagination-game) and the momentum for his outrage is lost. 

Eventually he’s a little helplessly confused. It’s not as bad as he first imagined – he gets his things back, after all – but how in Elbereth’s name can he broach the topic? It’s been weeks!

Gimris shakes her head when she sees his predicament. “It’s all right, everyone’s in the same cart,” she says, resigned. “And he’s been spoken to about this, more times than anyone can ever imagine. He simply doesn’t see anything wrong with it yet. He’ll get there as he gets older. And don’t worry, Mum and I make sure everything’s laundered before he goes creeping back.”

Upon that last sentence, Laerophen’s face is a picture.

(Frerinith is at the stage where he… isn’t actually all that enamoured of clothes. The challenge is keeping them ON HIM. It’s not uncommon to have a toddler doing a nuddy-run down the public corridors of Erebor!)

aviva0017:

Scenes from Sansûkh

at Dragoncon!  We had an absolutely incredible time wearing these and shooting together, and we were very lucky to have @richandstrangephotography​ as our photographer!  The response we got from people thrilled to see a troop of bearded and beautiful dwarf women walking around was amazing, even though we weren’t characters they knew. ❤

(Captions are on each photo if you click on them!  Individual shots to come later.)

Gimris- Me (Avallone Cosplay)
Baris- @the-dragongirl
Bani- @houkakyou​ (Houkakyou Cosplay and Photography)
Mizim is @flukeoffate​  (Flukeoffate Cosplay)
Bomfris is @jedi-goldberry-with-the-force​ (Riverdaughter Designs)
Dis is @balinisballin

Photos by @richandstrangephotography (Rich and Strange Photography)
Sansûkh

belongs to the incomparable @determamfidd

I’M SCREAMING

OH MY GODDDD

THEY’RE PERFECT, YOU’RE PERFECT

YOU INCREDIBLE PEOPLE, YOU INCREDIBLE DWARVES

Gimizh and Laerophen have at least one matching outfit. Gimris isn’t sure whether she wants to laugh or cry, Gloin goes and yells in a corner for a minute, then pointedly complements Laerophen on his outfit. Bofur is just losing it. Watching the tiny dorf and the gangly elf hanging out, being all matchy matchy.

OH MY GOD MATCHY MATCHY ELF AND BABY DORF. 

my fave part of this is Gloin, tbh. Imagining him going into a corner to screech between his teeth for a solid five seconds. Then coming back calmly and saying, “you’re wearin’ the belt upside-down. But… y’ look… decent. Well done.”

But if Gimli is Gimizh’s uncle and Legolas is also Gimizh’s uncle, then what kind of relative is Thranduil for Gimizh

Phew, so I just spent time looking this up ok, I am pretty certain this is correct… And Thranduil is just the father of Gimizh’s uncle by marriage. It’s a fairly distant relationship, really. 

There’s no special name that I can find. It appears that most folks call their uncle-in-law’s dad/mum by their name, or a nickname. 

‘Great-uncle’ /‘grand-uncle’ refers to the sibling of your grandparents, apparently. 

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(marvel at my MS Paint magic k)

So yeah, pretty obscure/distant sort of relationship. 

welcometolotr:

Hot Lady Dwarves™

Mizim / @flukeoffate
Bomfris / @jedi-goldberry-with-the-force
Baris / @the-dragongirl
Bani / @houkakyou
Gimris / @aviva0017
Dis / @lisafer
(characters by @determamfidd / her story Sansûkh)

S C R E A M I N G

OH MY GOD AAAAA THIS IS INCREDIBLE

OH MY GSIKHFGLSJFGHSJHFGSJHF AMAZING, THEY’RE ALL STUPENDOUSLY HOT BEYOND WORDS AND THIS ART IS THE ACTUAL CUTEST AND MOST SWEET AND GORGEOUSEST EVER

ART OF COSPLAY OF OCS OF FANFICTION – aaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHH!