Tag: glitter

So I attended a thing where I needed to wear a lot of glitter (like, a lot, I’m still finding it) but the only thing I could thing of was that I’m sure dwarves love glitter? When things are peaceful and they can do things purely for the aesthetic you cannot tell me that dwarves don’t have glitter beards or something. OR the glitter war paint because what is worse than fight in the sun and blinding people? Also glitter is gorgeous and so are dwarves so. I just needed to share. You’re the best ❤

THAT IS THE BEST.

YOU ARE THE BEST.

The glitter plan totally backfired – Gror decided that he likes having a sparkly beard, and deliberately brushes in (more discreet) sparkly bits into his beard afterwards. Gror’s spouse is nonplussed, as the sparkles got everywhere. Everywhere. They begin immediate plots with Hrera to give their husbands their due comeuppance.

PFFFFT HE’S SO FAB.

Hrera is only doing it because NOBODY OUTFABS HER. NOBODY.

(aaaaand now all I can see is the Glitter sketch by Ross Noble, omfg)