can you please tell us more about haban, and her relationship with her husband and family? i love her so so so so much!!!

HABAN ❤

Okay, from my ‘Meet a Dwarrowdam’ blurbs:

Haban daughter of Hara
Haban was a successful Firebeard merchant who traded from theIron Hills to Ered Luin and back. She met Gróin son of Farin, a young nobleman,
on a stop at Erebor and they instantly fell in love. Haban had the bright and
abundant red hair of her people, which passed down to her son Glóin and
grandchildren Gimli and Gimrís. She was very canny, aggressively competitive
and liked driving a hard bargain. It was Haban who first instilled an interest
in banking and financial matters in Glóin’s head. She was also an axe-dancer of
some repute, and could spin as many as four at one time. Haban was killed when
Smaug attacked Erebor in 2770 TA.

Streetwise, proudly Firebeard, shrewd, savvy and direct, Haban is a real firecracker! She loves to haggle, and would happily spend all day trading just for the joy of the competition. She doesn’t much mind winning, either 😉

She was a trader in luxury items such as fancy textiles, copperware, jewellery, wine and other such things. She liked a drop or two herself. Red wine please. 

She was a great student of human Dwarven nature, and would study people closely. She liked knowing what they wanted, what they were willing to part with, what they weren’t saying. Never play poker with Haban!

She fell in love with Gróin entirely by accident. He was trying to haggle for one of the fine cloaks she had for sale. She refused his price – couldn’t he see the clasps? – and didn’t think twice about him. But he came back, with a sliiiiiightly better price. She still refused. He came back to her cart seven times that day, each time with a better offer… but it still didn’t tempt her. However, she did notice that the (annoyingly insistent) Dwarf was sort of funny, in a gruff, twinkly way. And he had nice hands. And he had a gorgeous beard. 

She missed him the next day, as she packed up her cart and retrieved her ponies. He hadn’t shown up, and she was almost regretting not parting with the cloak. Still, she had done the right thing by her business. Why, what would be said if it were known that Haban daughter of Hara, sharpest trader in all Middle-Earth, were to go about underselling things? Her reputation amongst her suppliers would be destroyed. No, she had done the right thing. 

Just as she was leaving…

He came back. With an offer of dinner.

She accepted. 

And then, their boys. She taught them both the dances and songs of her people, nearly lost now. Haban is a famous axe-dancer (the great art-form of the Firebeards), and a fierce defender of her clan. Oin was instantly captured by the history of it all. He was such a little scholar: he loved hearing tales of greatness, of mighty halls and far-off lands. He discovered healing that way, through poring through texts about the distant Dwarves of the Red Mountains. 

Gloin was very like Haban in spirit: financially savvy, competitive and prickly. But so, SO loyal, and affectionate to a fault. He would go all-out, tiny fists flying, at anyone who dared suggest that his father had somehow married beneath him. Or worse – attacked their Firebeard heritage. 

Haban wasn’t as smothering as many Dwarven mums can be! She let her boys discover themselves, and helped them along the way. She was a great advocate of learning from mistakes. 

Though she outwardly rolls her eyes, she is very quietly and secretly rooting for her husband every time he begins one of his silly competitions with his brother Fundin 😉

Check out cybermanolo‘s brilliant pic of Haban here!

THAT!!! OIN AND HIS ATTITUDE AND SASS TOWARDS HIS KING. I LOVE OIN. I LOVE HIS SELECTIVE HEARING. LOVE LOVE LOVE. He’s said a number of things to thorin in sansukh that just made me fall to the ground laughing, chief of which is pitiful king and also having no time to watch thorin have feelings HAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THAT HE WAS CONSTANTLY ON THE VERGE OF JUST HAVING DONE WITH IT. PROBABLY WANTED SO MUCH TO SMACK THE BURGLAR AND KING UPSIDE THEIR HEADS. but oh, everromantic gloin finding it sad <3

I ADORE CHEEKY LOYAL-BUT-DISRESPECTFUL SASSBUCKET 110% OVER IT ALL OIN, AND GRUFF CRUSTY-ON-THE-OUTSIDE BUT GOOEY SOFT-CENTRED GLOIN (i’m sure that’s sort of obvious by now, heh!) 

Thank you, lovely Nonnie, I am so glad you like it too! (and i am so happy you liked the ‘pitiful king’ and the ‘watch Thorin have feelings’ bits – I’m also p fond of ‘too many elves’. Oin is just so much fun to write!)

although we are totally spoilt for choice, i must say that one of my favourite ever lines is Ori’s “you mean he knows?” in Ch9. ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS. ALWAYS MAKES ME CACKLE. I just love how you manage to encapsulate so much in a single sentence. To me it just represents the thorough lack of subtlety all round from start till end from basically everyone re bagginshield: the exasperation, the incredulity, how everybody knew except, naturally, thorin, and how much headdesking must have occurred.

SO much headdesking. SO MUCH. Every desk ever, covered in little dints from the repeated impacts of twelve Dwarven foreheads. 

I mean, the Bagginshield in Sansukh was eventually an open secret to just about everyone – except the main players. 

Ha, yeah! TOTALLY unsubtle, Ori. But to be fair, Ori was totally incredulous that – really? Finally really truly? Has he actually figured it out, can we stop not-saying the bleeding obvious now?

Bofur was still a bit steamed about it all, even two years later. Gloin found it all inexpressibly sad. 

(Actually – during the Quest, Gloin became very good at surreptitiously stepping on Oin’s foot at appropriate moments. Oin isn’t the most diplomatic of Dwarves, and he was on the verge of just barking it out at least twice a day. What? Not like he would have had to listen to the fallout. Ear trumpet busted. You know.)

It’s the only bet that Nori never collected on. He’s STILL a bit salty over it. 

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balinisballin:

Hello! This is me! Hakira, er, Gloin, at yer service!

The picture attached to the file is from my Dis cosplay.

AHH it is SO WONDERFUL to hear your voice! GLOIN MAH SWEET

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balinisballin:

For determamfidd, and the entire Sansukh podfic crew.

d’you think Thorin is a good dancer? I mean as a prince he might’ve been taught a bit before the dragon but I’d imagine he might not really dance much in the years afterwards. I kinda bet Frerin would like dancing, or at least the quick and cheerful hobbit kind of dancing (I kinda imagine him just having the time of his life with it and it makes my heart ache a bit)

OKAY so I have ideas about Dwarven dancing!

I think Dwarves would make dancing into a virtuoso display of incredible endurance, strength, showmanship and control. I don’t think Dwarven dancing is staid or courtly at all. 

I think Thorin would have been very very good at the slow, controlled type of dance, full of dragging kicks and slow stamping  – the ones that need thigh muscles of freakin granite. I think he would have made a point of competition with Dwalin to last longer than him (and the loser has to buy the drinks). 

I think Gloin would have been the best at the spinning dances. Firebeards do spinning REALLY well – bc axe-dancing! (reminder that in Sansukh Haban, Gloin and Oin’s mum, is a famous axe-dancer)

I think Frerin would have been gifted at the fast dances. Light and fast and speedy with lots of stamping and fast footwork, hells to the yeah! (Fili would also have been good at these, imo).

I would like to imagine that the Iron Hills specialise in spectacular jumps 🙂

DANCING. 

I’ve answered a similar thing before – but bc I LOVE these and they need to be seen by everyone who loves Dwarves, check out these Ukrainian dances. They are similar to how I envision Dwarven dancing. 

Seeeeeriously. Check these out (start the first one at about 2:00 mins in):

DEM THIGHS.

DEM BUNS.