autistic-tauriel:

Local elf single handed drains entire city of all it’s alcohol.

AHHHHHHHH

I WANT HIS SHIRT

MOVE OVER THRANDY THERE IS A NEW PARTY ELF IN TOWN. This is freaking AWESOME – I am dying over those shades, and AHH THE SHIRT and oooooh HIS HAIR and lsjhdgflajsdhfa you are both supremely skilled and fantastically funny – THAT POSE, THAT IS A BONA FIDE IDGAF POSE

*hugs* THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!

i dont know about you, but i kinda like the idea of glorfindel being very carefree, not particularly caring about much and being very happy 24/7. the only thing he does that shows only insight into some of the things that he’s been through is that he always keeps his hair very short, and even then it’s kept close to his head in many intricate braids. no says anything about it. even if someone wishes to compliment him on it, they feel that it’s best to leave it be.

I am 90000% behind you on dun-give-a-fuck Glorfindel! I mean, sure he cares about the fate of the world and etc, but he cannot be bothered sweating the small stuff. At all. He is gonna live in the moment, and goddamn it better be a good moment. 

Oooh, I am? Sortakinda in love with the popular depiction of him as having very a luscious glorious golden mane of hair, so sorry. His name literally means ‘golden-haired’ and we’re told by Tolkien in LOTR that it was quite long. The actual lines are ‘

The rider’s cloak streamed behind him, and his hood was thrown back; his golden hair flowed shimmering in the wind of his speed.’ That’s why it is my own personal preference though – seriously, you should totally go with that idea, if you like!

I love love LOVE the idea that he would have a particular ‘tell’ concerning his past!! what a fab idea, Nonnie!

Your Loch Lomond anon from a few days ago reminded me that I am 100% sure that the story “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” originated as a story about something that happened to Glorfindel once, though I never did figure out the particulars.

OH 

MY GOD

OHMYGOD

I can’t think, please, just bear with me here

I have been wracking my brain about how to write a ficlet about Glorfindel and 3 bears (NOT THAT SORT OF BEAR, STOP THAT), but i can’t think of anything, I’d write it with my bear hands if I could think up a decent premise

and naturally i’d have to incorporate ‘exit pursued by a bear’ bc maximum lols

as many bear puns as possible, why the hell not

because bears and goldilocks glorfindel

sorry, pls don’t get grizzly at me

it can bearly be imagined

it’s so impawsible

i can’t bear it