shullieq:

Yesterday I was talking to a coworker about things that can kill you in Australia and he pointed out one that I hadn’t heard of. So he googled it and showed me a picture and I was like ‘oh it’s a bird’ and he goes ‘IT IS A LIVING VELOCIRAPTOR.’

AND IT’S TRUE. LOOK AT ITS FEET.

ITS GOT THE CLAW AND EVERYTHING, JUST FLATTENED.

AND IT LIKE LAUNCHES ITSELF AT PEOPLE TO ATTACK THEM WITH IT’S CLAWS OF DEATH.

NATURE JUST CONTINUES TO THINK UP OF NEW WAYS TO KILL YOU. DO NOT GO TO OUTSIDE. NATURE KILLS.

IT’S WAITING FOR YOU.

@determamfidd why does God hate your country

Australia was God’s Dadaist phase

I wonder how the other horses felt running alongside Shadowfax, King of Horses, in the Two Towers. I bet they were like holy shit, play it cool. Play it cool. How does my coat look? I’m so glad Legolas brushed my mane this morning.

Sansukh fan art headcanon: Erebor as ground zero. Both letters arrive at once while Thranduil’s helping. Silver thermonuclear explosion stage left, red thermonuclear explosion stage right. Dual mushroom clouds. Dwarves everywhere going O_O and fleeing for their lives, except for Bofur in the center, who just sits down and laughs himself to death a la the weasels in Roger Rabbit; his soul flies away playing a harp, still laughing. (Dwarflings flee clutching cookie jars and various dolls.)

*pictures this in my mind’s eye*

*DIES LAUGHING LIKE BOFUR*

Erg, Durin with the extended extended family for dinner. “Hey Mom, pass the salt.” “Brother dear, stop hogging all the potatoes!” “How’s my little nibling today? Eat up, you’re all bones.” All of the above statements are applied to Durin -at the same meal. Very confusing.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/118823225488/tumblr_no9iveolek1r5evqc?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/118823225488/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_no9iveolek1r5evqc?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdetermamfidd%2F118823225488%2Ftumblr_no9iveolek1r5evqc

flamesburnonthemountainside:

determamfidd, dragonmad, liketotessecret so we’ve decided that the cast are going to do versions of the Nazgul and mine is the Poshgul (or Posh British Nazgul)

(Inspired by thebrodiecode‘s Auzgul)

SNRRRRRRK OH GOSSSSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you for the much-needed laugh, Battlepig *hugs*

(six more Nazgul left! We ought to get 9 from around the world! We have the Auzgul, the Swezgul and now the Poshgul!)

Prompt: Thorin Oakenshield meeting Thorin Stonehelm for the first time. :)

poplitealqueen:

beregondor, you lovely duck. What’ve you done? I am now highly invested in these two meeting. Great prompt, thank you!!

(I’m trying my hand at brevity, so it’s a bit shorter then usual! But I might just expand on it, considering that it is golden.

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boinkaboink

Oin and Gloin the fruit of the loin of Groin.

John Callen, HobbitCon 2015 (via smokysbarrett)

Tiny grumpy redheads on boxes

surroundedbydorks:

There is a lot of scuttlebutt about an X Files reboot right now. The original is being pulled from streaming and it looks like the rights in general are being tightened up. Binge while you can.

Anyway, scrolling through tags I remembered that Gillian Anderson is so tiny compared to David that she often was standing on a box during filming. Hence why she is often standing still.

Tiny, red headed, grumpy, stuck with the last person she wants to be stuck with…

The other is tall, tends to run off, sees things others don’t …

Please brain I don’t need to plot a Gigolas X Files AU even though the parallels are out there.