The Auzgul was originally from thebrodiecode, and I couldn’t resist joining in the fun, especially when determamfidd came up with some more lines here.
So yeah, none of this was my original idea, I’m just playing with it.
STRIKE ME PINK THE AUZGUL RETURNETH
YOU BLOODY RIPPER, THUDDY! this is fuckin grouse, mate! Yeah, nah, this is tops. 😉
Laundromat au where Thorin thought he was the only one in the small laundromat and he sees that his pants/trousers are actually looking pretty dirty so he decides to include that in the wash. And as he threw it down at the washing machine, in comes this cute curly haired man, about to do some laundry himself, and there’s Thorin. In his boxers. TOO LATE THORIN. YOU’VE DONE THE DEED. GO SUFFER AND BE EMBARRASSED.
Bilbo probably still does the laundry this is his only day scheduled to wash his clothes and Frodo spilled macaroni all over his favorite table cloth the laundry is getting done hot naked man or not.
Aw Yiss 