Today I got distracted several times while busy wondering if Mirkwood Elves eat giant spiders as big game and if so, what Gimli’s reaction would be if he attended a dinner party of Thranduil’s without being warned first.

lmaoooooo

Makes me think: Do dwarves eat glow-worms or bats or other cave-dwelling creatures? And how Legolas might react to that?

I suspect the reaction might be similar in the case of both parties, tbh. The idea is EWWWW. But upon trying it, they discover that each race has (through thousands of years of trial and error) discovered JUST HOW TO MAKE THIS SHIT TASTY. 

Your Loch Lomond anon from a few days ago reminded me that I am 100% sure that the story “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” originated as a story about something that happened to Glorfindel once, though I never did figure out the particulars.

OH 

MY GOD

OHMYGOD

I can’t think, please, just bear with me here

I have been wracking my brain about how to write a ficlet about Glorfindel and 3 bears (NOT THAT SORT OF BEAR, STOP THAT), but i can’t think of anything, I’d write it with my bear hands if I could think up a decent premise

and naturally i’d have to incorporate ‘exit pursued by a bear’ bc maximum lols

as many bear puns as possible, why the hell not

because bears and goldilocks glorfindel

sorry, pls don’t get grizzly at me

it can bearly be imagined

it’s so impawsible

i can’t bear it

You had a post a little while back on the idea of Georgian-dancing-as-Dwarvish-dancing and how awesome it would be if they did it with ceremonial weapons? Such a thing does actually exist! :) Can’t send a link in the ask, but if you look up the “Parikaoba” dance on youtube, there’s some fabulousness to be had.

AHHHHHHHHH

YES

Please watch, if you like dancing and/or Dwarven dance ideas, bc OH MY GOD

HERE’S ONE THAT MADE MY HEART STOP

I just read _Hearts Will as Hearts Must_. Lovely!!!!!! The reunion of Legolas with adult Gimli was very very similar to my imagination for how you might have Gimizh and Laerophen eventually recognize the change in their relationship, if they do become attracted. :-) It made me wibble all over. ^_^ I was also amused by having imagined you writing something so close so a situation you later actually wrote! *giggles* Thank you for posting this lovely story.

Awwww, you’re so welcome, Nonnie! I’m thrilled you enjoyed it! 

(LMAO, oh my gosh, brain-sync or what!)

Sorry if you’ve answered this somewhere, but is there a reason Gimizh is an only child? Like did Gimrís and Bofur look at their little terror and mutually decide “no more” or is that just how things worked out for them?

No worries, Nonnie! Happy to help!

Here’s the answer, written aaaaaall the way back when. 

The side-fic I am referring to in that answer is ‘Cry Uncle’ btw. I should warn for discussion of childbirth as well as SADNESS GALORE for this fic – but it does include some cute Gimizh, and Gimli and Gimris being loving/bickering siblings, teeny Fili as a Total Sweetiepie, and Gimli as Uncle Extraordinaire 😀

Headcanon question: which of his kin might Gimli choose to rule Aglarond after he and Legolas sail?

Hi Nonnie!

Welp, that’s SORT of been answered… obliquely, anyway. Check out this snippet from Gimris’ bio:

Gimrís is a journeyman glassblower and a master healer who trained under the direction of her uncle Óin. She married Bofur son of Bomfur, and bore one child: a son, Gimizh. In her old age, her brother handed over the lordship of the Glittering Caves of Helm’s Deep (Sindarin: Aglarond, Rohirrim: Súthburg) to Gimrís and her line. 

So yeah. Um. Gimizh Cookie-Thief, Lord of the Glittering Caves, is a Thing. I’ve even given a little detail on how that’s all going to pan out!

(Bofur is still sort of ‘WAIT WHAT, but I’m just a common Broadbeam miner??? HOW.’ about the whole thing, lmao)

In Sansûkh, when did Legolas start really falling for Gimli and vice versa? Like, we know that Legolas is clueless about his emotions and didn’t realize it until waaaaay late and that Gimli figured it out earlier, but I’m not so great with subtext, so when did it really start?

Oooooh, excellent question!

So Gimli’s love is hidden away quite well – but it bursts out of him at times, usually due to frustrated worry. The whole of Chapter 24 is basically an illustration of this tendency, ngl. 

He figured out his deepening attraction upon Anduin, as they shared a boat. Since Lothlorien he didn’t feel obligated to hate Legolas for his race or his part in the Company’s past, and so Gimli was spending time with him without those old perceptions colouring their every interaction. And it was pleasant. 

More than pleasant. 

He spends all of Chapter 18 basically flirting. It’s banter, to be sure, but that’s how he flirts. Gimli is good with words, and he enjoys them. That Legolas can more than hold his own is a delight to him. 

And then, Chapter 19, and THIS. 

Then the Elf turned back to allow his eyes to settle again on Gimli. Thorin’s star was pale, his face drawn into lines of pain once more. His dark eyes were screwed shut.

“My friend,” Legolas said, and he dropped to a crouch before the Dwarf, his expression open and full of sorrow and sympathy. “Here.”

Gimli opened his eyes, and saw Legolas’ slim white knife offered to him. He stared at it, unmoving, for a long moment, and then he took it in his great thick-fingered hands, his palm sliding over the hilt.

Legolas watched, utterly silent, as Gimli undid the plaits of his bright beard. His hand rose, the white knife glinting, and a swathe of red hair fell into the foaming white water as Boromir was carried away towards Rauros-falls, and Gondor.

This is such a huge thing to Gimli. It’s important to the extent that he actually mentions it later in ch20, thanking Legolas for the use of his knife, even while running over Rohan with a head full of frantic worry for the Hobbits. 

It’s the moment that turns a ‘liking’ into something a little more. Legolas shows a perfect understanding of Gimli by offering him the use of his knife – it displays respect both for his customs AND for his emotions. It shows Gimli that Legolas sees him, truly – as both a Dwarf and as an individual. 

Legolas, now – Legolas doesn’t even realise. Not for a while longer, as you say. After Aragorn is lost over the cliff, Legolas turns to Gimli for comfort. He already knows that Gimli’s death would be the thing to break him, and says so, but he doesn’t follow that thought to its end because of his grief for Aragorn. Events move at an incredible pace after that. They barely have any time for introspection at all – only that brief pause upon the walls of Helm’s Deep. So Legolas never has the leisure to think, really.

But check out this moment at the end of Chapter 25:

“Things go ill,” he panted, wiping the sweat from his brow.

“Ill enough,” Legolas said, and glanced back at the heavy door with its steel bars, “but not yet hopeless. Where is Gimli?”

Aragorn blinked the sweat from his eyes, and then looked alarmed as he turned back to stare at the closed door as well. “I do not know. I last saw him fighting on the ground behind the wall, but the enemy swept us apart.”

Legolas paled so swiftly and dramatically that Thorin half-feared he would faint. “In the Deep?” he faltered weakly. “That is evil news.”

“He is stout and strong,” said Aragorn, stepping forward quickly and grasping Legolas’ shoulders tightly. “Let us hope he will escape back to the caves. There he would be safe for a while. Such a refuge would be to the liking of a Dwarf.”

Legolas’ breath was coming fast as he said in a whisper, “that must be my hope.”

“Legolas,” Aragorn said helplessly, but the Elf shook his head sharply and his face was so twisted and ravaged that Thorin could barely believe it belonged to one of the Firstborn.

Aragorn shook the slender shoulders firmly. “Legolas, he will be well,” he swore.

“I desired…” Legolas said, and he raised his head to meet the eyes of the Man, something fierce and defiant and desperate in his gaze. “I desired to tell him that my tale is now thirty-one.”

“If he wins back to the caves, he will pass your count again,” Aragorn said encouragingly. “Never did I see an axe so wielded.”

Legolas nodded silently, and then he said, “I must seek more arrows.”

Aragorn gave him a dubious look, but let go of his shoulders and began to make his way through the tunnels of the Hornburg.

Legolas stood where he was for a moment, and then he drew himself up tall. His face was still white as milk, but two bright spots of colour glowed in his cheeks and he looked nearly maddened with grief. “Hear me, Thorin Oakenshield, if you be near,” he said in a voice that cracked and shook, “find him. Leave this place and find him! I will do you any service, perform for you any penance, if you can only tell me that he is alive and well! If that cannot sway you, then for the love we both bear him, find him. Protect him. I cannot lose him!”

This moment. YUP. Legolas Found His Clue. 

And of course, at this stage Gimli is still concealing his own (hopeless, or so he thinks) love for Legolas, half-certain that it will not be accepted, half-afraid he would ruin their friendship (so new and strange in itself) by speaking. 

STRAIGHT AFTER THIS LIL MOMENT, WE GET THE BOMBSHELL THAT IS CHAPTER 26:

“I never thought to find wisdom in a Dwarf,” Legolas said softly, wiping down Gimli’s cheek. His long, pale fingers hovered over Gimli’s thick wild hair. “No, nor beauty either.”

Aragorn looked up, startled. “Legolas?”

The Elf paused, and when he spoke again his voice was barely audible. “De melin, Aragorn.”

There was silence, and then Aragorn shook his head roughly. “Man ebennig?” he demanded.

“Westron!” Thorin growled.

“De melin,” Legolas said, and closed his eyes. “Melin Gimli.”

“Ci vêr?” Aragorn said, leaning forward and reaching out to touch Legolas’ forehead. The Elf batted his hand away irritably.

“I tell you, it is true!” he said insistently, before turning back to look down at the sleeping Dwarf. “I never knew, not until I thought him lost. Then it was clear to me. He is the one I have waited for, and nothing shall part my heart from his, not war or death or my people or his.”

Thorin froze. His blood began to crystallise in his veins, except where it pounded in his temples.

Legolas looked up, defiance in his eyes. “You disapprove?”

Aragorn blew out a long breath, and then he chuckled softly. “Mellon nin, I am absolutely amazed you have not actually realised this before now.”

And whoops then they all get drunk, and Gimli is happy and a bit handsy but still well able to keep his emotions hidden. LEGOLAS? HELL NO. He comes so close to saying it, to confessing, and he even gets a bit weepy. He calls Gimli ‘meleth nin’ and babbles in Sindarin. Helpful, if the person you are babbling to speaks Sindarin. As it is, Gimli is just ??? SPEAK WESTRON, ALSO YOU’RE A BIT BONKERS AND YOU’RE WORRYING ME NOW ARE YOU OKAY 

(And guess what: if Legolas had confessed his love in Westron, then Gimli most likely would not have spoken to Aragorn the next day. Aragorn would not have told him about the pecularities of Elves in love, and the risk of death they face when loving a mortal.

Gimli would not have continued to hide his love for the NEXT TEN CHAPTERS, weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks. He wouldn’t have summarily decided that he knew what was best for both Legolas and himself without ever consulting the Elf at all, making them both so thoroughly miserable. THERE IS A GIANT WHAT-IF HERE, is what I’m saying heheheh)

So yeah – there’s a tremendously thorough answer, I spose! lmao, I should title this as “Analysis and Implied Development of the Gimli/Legolas Relationship in the Fic ‘Sansukh’ By Some Twit Somewhere” :DDDDD

After the Ring War is done and dusted, is Laindawar even a little upset that his little brothers have dwarf-dolls and he doesn’t?

neh, that’s really not his bag. He is a bit pissed that Legolas has all some lovely new dwarf-forged steel and weaponry, though, all covered with twisting engravings of leaves and stars, wound with the best spells that Dwarves can devise. 

Well, can I buy some off them? What do you mean, no? Why won’t they sell it – I’ll give a good price! No, I will not enquire at market, the wares they have for sale are not as fine as yours! But… oh, their best work goes to their loved ones? But. Oh.” 

*glides away, leaving an aggrieved huff behind him*

(Gimli has ever been a mediocre smith, his gifts and inclinations leading him more towards gem-work or stonemasonry – however, a very talented smith is quite literally haunting him, after all, and he’ll be getting some serrrrrious lessons. There’s very little a Dwarf won’t do to meet the promptings of devotion 😉

Those Georgian dancers totally need ceremonial weapons, and instead of being in perfect synch all the time, they need to do one where they build the dance around a combat routine, dodging one another by millimeters as they dance. In a fanfic it would have to be highly dangerous, and if you mess up you might get your head lopped off. Gimli would insist on dancing it with Dwalin and Legolas would watch with his heart in his throat, both turned on like mad and terrified as hell. Definitely.

SAMe LEGOLAS SAME

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I would read this forever, I don’t mind saying. THIS PREMISE SOUNDS INCREDIBLE. Fab culture-building, Dwarves being shit-hot and awesome (and esp Gimli in particular) – plus bonus dancing Dwalin and a terriflustered Legolas?

*grabby hands* wanttttt