Laerophen would probably COMBUST with pride
Tag: headcanony things
Custard has at least one big flouffy pillow in her regular haunts. The fanciness varies – the one in Hrera and Thror’s sitting room is Durin-blue velvet with gold braided edging, the one in Thrain’s workroom is green-gray stripey wool, Thorin’s room has an older yellow cotton one, etc.
Custard is a LUCKY PUDDY TAT
Is Balinith autistic or in the spectrum?
Yup! From the notes of Chapter 30:
Balin Dwalinul – the second of the three sons of Orla Longaxe, General of Erebor, and Dwalin, Field-Marshal of Erebor. Young Balin is only 21 years of age at the time of the War of the Ring. Balin has Aspergers, and though Dwarven society is accommodating of the needs of neuroatypical people, the siege is creating situations which are uncomfortable or even painful for someone with Aspergers, such as continual loud noises, disruptions to normal routine, and an atmosphere of constant high tension.
Balinith is an intensely curious, easily bored little fellow, with a nicely witty way of puncturing Gimizh’s more idiotic notions. For more about my smol “FOR SCIENCE!!!” baby, check out my balinith tag here!
“Dori is the height of male dwarven beauty” I forgot this was not canon. Same with all the amazing female dwarves. They are all amazing and so are you.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah gosh, thank you so very much Nonnie, I am INCREDIBLY happy that my ladies fit into the world so seamlessly for you, that is guh. Just guh. The most wonderful thing to read!!!
And hey, Dori is a hottie biscotti, that one is a GIVEN 😀
Angst headcanon for the day … Tiny Balinith and Frerinith calling Mizim and Gloin grandpa and grandpa like Gimizh does. Gimizh is older, right? They’re like, grandparents are cool. But it is sad for the adults.
OH OUCH YEOUCH NOOOO
yesssssss
Laerophen totally starts a policy of Easing Mirkwood-Erebor Relations via Dwarflings. It is (un)surprisingly effective.
(he needs all the help he can get!!!!!)
Frerinith keeps on stealing Dwalin’s furs and falling asleep in them. It is adorable.
That’s very cute!
Instead of rocking-horses, Dwarves probably have a rocking-ponies, rocking-goats, and rocking-pigs. The most famous rocking-pig model is, in fact, Petal. Bofur asked Dain for his prettiest pig picture to design the rocking-pigs. Now there’s a rocking-Petal in many homes, happily enjoyed by many little dwarflings.
YAY PETAL!
I don’t know if you’ve ever heard Eurielle’s Song of Durin and Lament for Thorin on youtube, but I totally headcanon Baris’ crystal voice to sound like that.
I have heard them! ThEY ARE GLORIOUS. I’m pretty sure myself that Baris could sing like that, yeah – she’s very vocally versatile!
it feels like time for another HEADCANONPALOOZA!
(sorry so sorry, I would love to answer these individually but they’ve piled up on me again, and I am currently devoting my miniscule free time to writing. Oh what a joy it is to be back at work, with two people’s workloads…)
These are freaking adorable! (I like all these new piggies, but Petal is still prettiest piggy. tbh I don’t think Dain even asks people if they want one any more. Too many refusals. They just materialise. Inexplicable pigs!) THAT THRAIN ONE W THE GOATS. And warm snuggly Gloin is mmmmm yes yes okay, lucky girl Mizim. You hug that warm soft furry Dwarf. YES YES TO FRERINITH WITH PAINTED NAILS. yESSSS. Custard, you – you cat you!!! and awwww, Mirkwood elves are putty before the power of the tiny Dwarf child 🙂
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12,
Aw Yiss 