So Gimizh’s class was doing a wall mural as part of a “let’s-decorate-the-school” initiative. Gimizh ended up getting sent home early that day because he fell in the paint. When Bofur came to pick him up he found that Gimizh’s entire left side was viciously yellow. Parts of his hair were yellowish for weeks.

DYED DWARFLING

Picture teeny Thorin Atonehelm having supper with his parents. Both Thorin and Dain aren’t fond of part of the dinner -say cauliflower- and try to surreptitiously feed it to the pig. The pig is a bit confused at first but is soon happily munching. Third is face palming.

pffft took me a little time to parse this, but it is delightful!

(grrr @ auto-carrot!!!)

Hi! So I can’t remember if you used the phrase in Sansukh or not but I’ve seen it in other fics and I’m confused by it. What does Mahal weep/Mahal wept mean? I know who Mahal is of course but I’m just really confused about the saying.

Hey Nonnie!

I certainly have used it! It’s a play on the phrase ‘Jesus wept.’ Famous for being the shortest phrase in the Christian Bible.

Here in Australia it’s often used as an expletive to express your disbelief over someone or something!

e.g. “Sorry I won’t be able to help you move this weekend. Barry’s gone and totalled the ute.”
“Aw, geez, Barry, not again? What’s that make it, five times in two years?”
“Five!? Jesus wept! The man shouldn’t be allowed behind a fuckin’ wheel!”

Custard looooves Hrera’s knitting. Loves it. Will squish herself up in it and pur. Thrain has a big basket for Custard with an old blanket and some larger test swatches from Hrera, now all marked by Custard’s teeth and claws. It is one of Custard’s fave places, very good for snuggling in. Also good for Thrain, since he can move Custard around easily and safely.

AWWWW

Angsty au headcanon … Thorin also dies at Azanulbizar. Dis becomes Queen. It is awkward and awesome. All the angst. It also makes Thorin’s dark-name more painful??!

Yes

Yes it does

(but let’s be real, DIS WOULD KICK BUTT)

(DAIN WOULD TOTALLY HOLD HER FLOWER AND BE PROUD)

I have this odd headcanon that Legolas,once in awhile, just bursts into song while he and Gimli are having sex…just randomly starts singing abut something and Gimli’s just confused like ‘…?? honestly? right now?…your going to wake everyone in the mountain up!’ and Leggy’s just tralalaladeep moan lalala~ trees~ la

oh my gooood oh my god oh my GOD

(why am I imagining Legolas like, letting RIP with the ‘Vincerò!!!’ ending from Nessun Dorma right at the moment of climax…)

Nori has so many bets on about Gimizh. So many. They used to be about whether or not he /would/ cause mayhem. Not they’re mostly about how much he can get away with and how many cookies he can steal.

pffft Nori would have lost a fuckton of money before he came to the realisation that when it comes to mayhem, Gimizh will. He always will.

Gimizh is a sleep-sprawler. He falls asleep in his parents’ bed and they’re all ???? Because he is so tiny tiny and yet takes up like, half the bed. And another 10% by snoring and wriggling.

TRUE DAT

Giant Au idea for the hobbit/lotr … Basically the same except Frerin is the brother who survives Azanulbizar instead of Thorin.

oh god oh GOD

Because he is the second son, the second son… the one who followed. And now he has nobody to follow, he must lead, he was never meant to lead, and he knows, he knows it will all go wrong, he knows it will, he is only 48, and-

oh god, Frerin, baby summer sunshine child

AUGH

Dain and Genild are totally the old buddies who challenge each other to a hottest chili competition and then eat it all out of spite/pride.

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES YES THEY ARE

(Genild wins)

(Dain is sweating bullets)