The axe is made of molded gum, and doubles as a teething ring. 🙂
Tag: headcanony things
Dain and Nain doing bonding over pigs.
*wibbles*
Ouch.Â
Side-swiped by a road-train of unexpected Iron Hills Feels…Â
He had a father for such a short time.
Bofur totally made Gimizh a Nori doll. Gimizh loves it, and hearing stories about Nori. Dori is pleased and sad.
Oh MY GOD
YES
HOLY SHIT GIMIZH WOULD IDOLISE NORI LIKE WHOA (guess who is totally gonna try growing his eyebrows long enough to braid)
Frerinith is such a tiny limpet of a cuddler. But he is a good little bro and always asks Balinith if he wants hand-holding or cuddles because he knows that Balinith isn’t always happy with the contact.
*proud, misty smile* Preshus babs.Â
“so gimli, how have you and legolas been on your journeys?” “oh, he’s been spending a lot of time on his knees if you know what i mean…. wait why are you all laughing? it’s just because, y’know, he has to get on his knees to be face to face with me….. oh for christ sakes GET YOUR MINDS OUTTA THE GUTTER”
(you just know that by this point, Bofur and Gimris are choking and hyperventilating and rolling with laughter, while Gimli scowls indiscriminately at everything, and Legolas wordlessly and ever-so-slowly turns a very fetching shade of puce)
Gimizh’s Dark Name should be ‘Cookie-Thief.’
Awwwww! that’s adorable! I think Gimizh’s dark-name would be something like ‘Dancing flame’ – I think ‘Cookie-Thief’ would def be his appellation (such as Oakenshield or Ironfoot, sort of thing! 🙂
Gimizh-inna-tree nonnie again! When Gimizh FINALLY meets his New Uncle Legolas (cue blushing elf), Gimizh insists his New Uncle go tree-climbing with him.
And then boasts for three days straight, because he has never seen anyone so good at tree-climbing ever.
So nyah, eat rocks, meanies! *pokes out tongue*
Different Anon – but now I’m just imagining Gimli staring intently at Cirdan and following him around and asking constant questions, and Leggy getting irrationally jealous. Cirdan is a mixture of disturbed and flattered by all the attention.
OH MY GOD
I can imagine Gimli being all

Bonus Background Legolas being all

Whispers of course he would never get one (unless Thorin jokingly gave him one, lol) but if you /had/ to make a Dark Name for Bilbo, what would that name be? Feel free to take this as seriously as you wish ofc. I am totally up for Bilbo being called Sassmaster tbh.
LMAO what’s khuzdul for Sassmaster…? XD
Well, I do like that the Hobbits have their own language… it’s not a secret language like Khuzdul, but they have one! Not that it sees much use, mind.
Bilbo’s name, in the hobbit-tongue, is in fact Bilba Labingi.
(Frodo’s is Maura Labingi, Merry is Kalimac Brandagamba, Sam is
Banazîr Galpsi and Pippin is Razanur Tûk!)
A dark-name for Bilbs, though… arrrrrgh, this is a tricky one. Okay, I think I have something…
ararrakidazbur – The Secret Diamond
This would refer to both Bilbo’s rather unexpected heroism and bravery, his brilliant, blazingly bright mind, and his secretiveness (EXCESSIVE SECRECY HELLO). It could also be seen as a reference to his rather… cutting wit (like a diamond, hee!) and his spirit.
dazbur: containing diamond (shape)* (*diamond (stone))
ararraki: continue to keep secret / to keep secret excessively
Mizim is absolutely the grandma who keeps – and wears- the awkwardly ugly string-and-bead jewelry that Gimizh makes for her.
Heck, she probably helped him MAKE it, too. And didn’t say a thing when he put the two most clashing colours right beside each other, because ‘it’s more int’resting that way!’