the-mamishka:

kholly12:

callmebliss:

lizawithazed:

viralthings:

By George, this picture is on point.

…. goddammit, that’s a *pun*

WHAT THE HELL

Brilliant

lesbiankiliel:

You just had to open your mouth, did you, you bucket

‘you bucket’ is the best insult i’ve heard in a month omg

lesbiankiliel:

Ah, the more sophisticated way to say, “Dude, chill.”

SETTLE, PETAL.

mr sandman

pollofrita:

thesylverlining:

redpyros:

man me a sand

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

what the fuck happened to our collective sense of humor like this is so stupid yet here I am stifling laughter in an opera rehearsal

queenerestor:

what if dragons in erebor were a regular occurence

lesbiankiliel:

Scratch my first post, I’ll fight side by side with Dáin

(actually I’d do that in any fight)

SAME

actualmermaid:

zombie-likespermbomb:

bcfurs:

tennants-hair:

cute things to call your partner

honey

love

darling

precious

frodo my lad

fool of a took

aragorn son of arathorn

manflesh

o smaug chiefest and greatest of calamities

po-ta-toes

@embieboo

Thou jail-crow of Mandos

ring-winner

luckwearer

barrel-rider

statichawkins:

Ya’ll can’t tell me Wee Thorin didn’t get Dwalin’s glaring abilities in top of Thorin’s scowl and Orla’s frightening badassery.

ofc he did 🙂

Witches When Faced with an Antagonist

greenkitchenwitch:

witchonthebayou:

ladyoflate:

witchonthebayou:

New Witch: I’ll do a spell to make them go away. First I need twelve candles, three kinds of crystals, five different herbs, and when’s the next full moon?

Intermediate Witch: Eh, how’s one candle and a mushroom I found in my pocket for a curse? It goes “I hate you please die.”

Experienced Witch: Probably faster just to tell them to fuck off.

magrat

nanny ogg

granny weatherwax

This might be the best response I’ve seen to this post yet.

100% true response is true.

statichawkins:

“ “Thorin,” said Mahal, “one last thing.”

He paused, and looked back. The great Vala of Craft and Stone seemed to be, for lack of a better word, embarrassed.

“Please, call off your nephew?” ”

I’m screaming.

Kili broke Mahal.