Re: the tag about Gimli’s dead Dwarf peanut gallery as Mulan’s ancestors, because the curiosity is KILLING me, how do you imagine the Dwarven version of ‘acupuncturists vs crossdressers’ would be over Gimli (and Kíli) being in love with an Elf?

Haban would absolUTELY be the one who says, ‘Don’t look at me, he gets it from YOUR side of the family!’ 

(she’s 110% right)

Fundin totally would have been the one who says, ‘MY children never caused such trouble; they both became civil servants, very respectable!’

Groin would have been the one bristling: “well, we can’t all be respectable!”

Aaaaaaand finally, Thror: “No. Your grandson had to be… a TREE-SHAGGER!”

threerustyleaves:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

maryheartkuller:

thebibliosphere:

quinfirefrorefiddle:

star-anise:

jenroses:

rollertoasteroflife:

yt-anime-trash:

glassesgirl0401:

sammy-dean-pie:

generatorcat:

my-one-love-is-music:

I FINALLY HAVE MY MUG!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!

Someone buy this for @souliebird and @sciencefictioness

@glassesgirl0401
You need this

lmao we’re all only apprentices to the great @hajime-isayama-official

@kazliin 😉

@katyaton you deserve this 😉

@audiaphilios I found my mug.

@violent-darts

@thebibliosphere

Oooh, yes please.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Do you have this? I feel like you do…

I have need of this thing.

@determamfidd I feel like this should be in your kitchen somewhere, I know I cried enough reading (and rereading)  Sansukh to fill the whole damn thing

I NEED IT

okay. same anon as before with the ch 19 stuff and. okay. so. I forgot how funny everyone-but-thorin figuring out gigolas was? I don’t know why I forgot that bc that was one of my favorite parts. and this is actually making my month (which has been by turns not-awful and completely-shitty, on top of several awful-beyond-belief months of med switching hell) significantly better.

*sniggers* still one of the most-fun-things-to-write ever. Thorin being so, SO clueless. Heh :)))

*hugs* hope things settle for you, both with the meds and the things being shitty and not in turn 😦

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

waffliesinyoface:

vampireapologist:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

I know it’s 2017 and this is all far beyond said and done but

Cats is a really bizarre fucking musical

You’re not wrong.

OKAY WHAT GETS ME more than the plot or anything else is that there are absolutely no solid rules for the way cats exist in relation to humans in this story world.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser are able to go into a family’s home and essentially torment them by means of petty thievery, and the family just brushes it off with “it’s that horrible cat!” And then they move on!! So you think, alright, so in life the cats look like regular cats, and humans don’t give them much head.

But you would be WRONG because MACAVITY is out here breaking “every human law,” and his exploits are being investigated by SCOTLAND YARD. Macavity has apparently literally killed a man. Maybe more. Almost definitely more. And also, he steals the milk from people’s houses.

And when the police show up to a crime scene “Macavity’s not there.”

Why does he need to flee? Would the police actually suspect a cat when they show up to a murder scene? Is Macavity the true scourge of Scotland Yard? Or are all of the cats just exaggerating??

I NEED ANSWERS, ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!!!!

All the other cats are regular cats but macavity is actually just a furry

I HATE THIS!!!!!!

*ugly snorting laughter* Oh my God this changes everything

@courtugger