Tag: heheheheheh

Crack theory: Aragorn the Third Wheel who has different reactions to different Gigolas events. He eventually can gauge the type/seriousness of what’s happening this way by the magic of third wheel spidey senses. So like, his foot tingles and his neck is itchy … so they argued over interracial stuff and are now doing sexytimes.

Poor innocent bureaucrat: If I can bring your attention to – My Lord? Why are you constantly scratching at your nose?

Aragorn: …not again, I thought they’d learned their lesson about public exhibitionism when that horse decided to try eating their hair. Just please tell me we have a blanket and a bucket of water on hand.

Poor innocent bureaucrat: …and your eye is twitching.

Aragorn: Oh, that always happens, it’s not of any significance.

I’m imagining Oin having a herb-growing room in the Halls, and being sort of confused about how all the plants grow so well without any natural light. And how plants from different climates are doing so well so close together. Like, the aloe is next to the juniper?

LMAAAAAO THAT DOES NOT GO??? DOES NOT WORK. WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK, MUSHROOMS GROWING RIGHT NEXT TO THYME AND SILVERBEET. 

Ori would be confused right next to him. Bc Ori has already stated that he finds the whole… uhhh… things-manifesting-whenever-you-need-em unutterably weird. He’s still a bit iffy about where the paper comes from. I mean, don’t you need trees???

Oin: Uhhh. Idk. Want some potatoes?

Ori: … yes. 

(he chews his food very gingerly, too. where’s it from, how’s that work, this place is SO WEIRD)