Tag: hobbit4ham

(Stay aliiive…
Stay aliiive…)

[THORIN]
Where’s my brother?!

[BALIN]
Thorin, come in. They just brought him a half hour ago….

[THORIN]
Is he alive?!

[BALIN]
Yes, but the blade caught him just above his ribs…

[THORIN]
Can I see him, please?!

[BALIN]
Thorin, they did what they could..but the wound was already infected…

[THORIN]
Frerin!

[FRERIN]
Th-Thorin…
I did exactly what you told me.
I fought and held the line…

[THORIN]
Shh, I know, I know
Shh, I know, I know…

[FRERIN]
I…

[THORIN]
Shh, I know, you did everything just right.

[FRERIN]
Even before we took the Delf…

[THORIN]
Shh…

[FRERIN]
I raised my sword up high…
I….

[THORIN]
Shh, I know, I know.
Shh, I know, I know.
Shh, save your strength and stay ali-

[DIS]
-iiive!

[THORIN]
Namadith!

[DIS]
Is he breathing? Is he going to survive this?!
Who did this?
Thorin, why did you let him go?!

[FRERIN]
Dis, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you told me..

[DIS]
Nadadel…

[FRERIN]
We played the lute.

[DIS]
Amad taught us the lute…

[FRERIN]
You’d put your hand on mine.

[DIS]
You changed the melody every time.

[FRERIN]
I would always change the line…

[DIS]
Shh, I know, I know
Shh, I know I know…

[FRERIN]
I would always change the l-line…

[DIS]
Shh, I know, I know.
One, two, three, four –

[FRERIN]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine..

[DIS]
Good. One, two, three, four-

[FRERIN]
One, two, three, f-

[DIS]
-Seven, eight, nine…
…Seven, eight, nine….
….Seven, eight….

[BILBO]

Thorin, look at the eagles in the sky, wait!

…Azog struck him right between his ribs.

I call to him, but then he fades away.

They take him back into the mountain.

….I get a drink.

I hear wailing in the streets.

Balin says “See him,” I just want to hide.

How can I look his sister in her eyes…

And say I was at his side when he died?

Death doesn’t discriminate

Between the sinners and the saints.

It takes and it takes and it takes.

History obliterates…

And every picture I paint, I’m painting all my mistakes.

Did Thorin see those birds in the sky?

He wasn’t the first one to die,

But I thought, if I just wait for it…

…I survived and I paid for it.

No happy ending in our history.

I was too young, too blind to see…

I should have told…

Could I have known there was no time enough

For both Oakenshield and me?

The world’s not bright enough

With no Oakenshield with me…

Dets’ Reaction: REBEL WHY

REBEL NO

(REBEL YESSSSSSS)

also augh


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determamfidd:

I DID IT YESSSSSSSS

For the ongoing hobbit4ham shenanigans! This is a recorded version of ‘Wait For It’ as sung by Bilbo, with added accompaniment and chorus bc reasons.

(HEY @culturalrebel I WENT NUTS AGAIN)

(originally posted here, lyrics reproduced under the cut heeeeey)

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you know what, idc I worked really hard on this and I wanted to hear how it turned out again, yolo etc etc

also I transcribed everything into musescore (and it took fucking forever) and the result: i now have sheet music of hamilton

= score

I wanted to show somebody the recording of “quiet up north” that was on your blog awhile back but I couldn’t find it in your archives, do you happen to know where that might be? It was so good and I wanna make a friend cry

Hey!! There isn’t a recording of that one (YET – gimme time!) The words have been written, though – by @culturalrebel here!

idk, you might be thinking of the ‘wait for it’ recording from Bilbo’s POV? 

culturalrebel:

determamfidd:

sansael:

Shout out to @determamfidd, because I’ve been planning on catching up with Sansukh for quiet a some time already (I have commintemment problems okay), but now I hear the ends of tails that Dis wil die soon, and… I haven’t even read the fic in over a year… and I’m a wreck already…

WHOA NO NO NO 

others have been speculating about Dis a lot over the last few days, is all!!! I can hand-on-heart say that I have no plans for Dis to cark it any time real soon. There’s things she has to see and do first. 

She stops wasting time on tears.

She lives another fifty years.

It’s not enough.

I would just like everyone to see and appreciate the incredible wit and cruelty of @culturalrebel

What’d I Miss?

morvidra:

(Entirely the fault of @determamfidd and @culturalrebel (who tumblr isn’t letting me tag properly, sorry) because they do the awesome Hobbit4Ham stuff which inspired this bit of silliness. Seriously, you should go read it.)

COMPANY:
Third Age. In the Shire Reckoning
Th- th- thirteen…

1342
How does the genteel middle-aged
Hobbit of the Shire
Rise in the world to meet kings and Maiar?
Fight with goblins, baffle trolls, and try to stop a war
Yes he sees it all, does it all
You ready for more yet?

Left his home with Gandalf, thirteen dwarves besides
Found a magic ring with the ability to hide
Talked so fast that he nearly out-talked a dragon
Bagginses: there’s more to them than merely drunken braggin’

You haven’t met him yet, you haven’t had the chance
‘cause he’s been kickin’ ass and leading
dwarves a merry dance
But hobbits love their holes, so you know know where he’ll go
You simply must meet Bilbo. Bilbo!

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GOOD GRAVY FEE!!!! this is brilliant, oh goddddd, the auction and the Gaffer (YES YOU BEAUTY, YOU RIPPER YOU *fistpumps* RESEARCH AND FILK, TWO OF MY FAVE THINGS) and it scans perfectly ahhhh!!!

(guh this is another one I gotta sing, you realise GUH TOO BRILLIANT)