Culturalrebel has Hobbit4Ham’d (NEVER STOP)

[DIS]

Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now.

Look around, look around…

[THORIN]

How long have you known?

[DIS]

A month or so.

[THORIN]

Namadith, you should have told me.

[DIS]

That’s why I sent that raven a month ago.

[THORIN]

No!

[DIS]

And I told you to come home.

[THORIN]

You should have told me…

[DIS]

I’m not sorry.

…I knew you’d go until the search was done..

[THORIN]

Adad’s still gone…

[DIS]

But you must meet your brand new sister-son.

Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.

[THORIN]

Do you relish living in exile and strife?

No Mountain to provide for your life?

[DIS]

We relish being in your life.

Look around, look around…

Look at where you are, look at where you started.

The fact that you’re alive is a miracle.

Just stay alive, and that would be enough.

And if this child has a part of Vili’s smile

Or a fragment of my mind, then look out world!

That would be enough.

I don’t pretend to know, the challenges you’re facing

The memories replaying, unrelenting in your mind.

But I’m not afraid.

I know you, Nadadel.

So long as you come home by the end of the day,

That would be enough.

We don’t need this legacy

We don’t need money.

If we could grant you peace of mind…

If you could let me inside your heart!

Oh, let us be a part of the narrative

In the story they will write someday.

Let this moment be the first chapter

Where you decide to stay,

And they could be enough.

And we could be enough.

That would be enough.


*wibbles until I fall over in a heap, clutching heart and whimpering* @culturalrebel god i hope you’re satisfied

Gimizh, in the Shire: I must RISE UP to the occasion, in this hobbit nation! Sirs! (*insert mock salute to Merry and Pippin, his new prank coaches and right hand men*) The Took Hobbits sing: Here comes Gimizh ~rise up~… (same Gimizh-in-the-shire anon as before. I may have listened to Hamilton too many times. if such a thing is possible.)

HERE COMES THE COOKIETHIEF 🙂

shhh no no no Nonnie, no, such a thing is not possible! 

*puts earphones back in* OH! this immigrant isn’t somebody we chose… OH! this immigrant’s keeping us all on our tooooes… OH!


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I had an unexpected free lesson today at work 🙂 soooo I decided to bust out my belting chops (it’s been a little while!). Lyrics by @culturalrebel​, initially posted here, also below the cut.

This is Dis, facing Thorin’s grave, still raw with grief and fury. 

[DIS]

I knew my children like I know my mind…

You could never find Dwarves so devoted and so blind!

I loved my children more than anything in this life!

And I chose their happiness over mine every time!

Put what we had aside!

Damn this Mountain and our pride!

You could never be satisfied!

Thorin, are you satisfied?!

baggvinshield:

@determamfidd what were you thinking making that post I thought we were friends

omfg no wait nooo eeek


@culturalrebel
– loooooook what you DID you evil genius you

SO FOR THE RECORD, MY DEAR FRIEND REBEL HAS BEEN SUBMITTING HEART-DESTROYING HOBBIT4HAM SONG MASHUPS TO ME FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW – I EVEN SANG A THING A LA KING GEORDUIL

I FEEL IT’S ONLY FAIR AND NICE TO SHARE THE PAIN :DDD

(’IRONFOOT!’ to the tune of ‘LAYFAYETTE!’ from Guns and Ships still wins my entire heart, and also @theoneandonlyzoe has some SERIOUS GODDAMN RAP SKILLS)

[THORIN]

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Is this where it gets me? On my feet, bloodied steel inside of me?

I feel it coming, do I run or use my sword or let it be?

…There is no beat, no melody.

Bilbo…my friend that I made my enemy…

If I throw away my shot, is this how you remember me?

Maybe this wound is my legacy

Legacy

What is a legacy?

It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.

I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me.

Erebor! You great unfinished symphony, you sent for me!

You let me make a difference! A place where even exiled princes

Can leave their fingerprints and

Rise up! I’m running out of time, I’m running and my time’s up!

Wise up! Eyes u-

…I catch a glimpse of the other side.

Fili is leading our kin in song on the other side,

My brother’s on the other side!

He’s with our mother on the other side, Grandfather’s watching from the other side!

Team me how to say goodbye, rise up, rise up, rise up

Namadith!

Oh sister, take your time…

I’ll see you on the other side.

Far away¸ the Misty Mountain calls…

[BILBO]

Thorin, look at the eagles in the sky, wait!

(….I AM SO SORRY)


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ninayasmijn:

For the lovely @determamfidd and @culturalrebel because this song is the one i can do the best x3

AHHH NINA THIS IS HILARIOUS AND BRILLIANT (and your voice, as always, makes me ASCEND omfg)


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ninayasmijn:

Here is Dís’ part that I sang for @determamfidd and @culturalrebel

AHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU NINA, THIS HAS SO MUCH EMOTION IN IT!!!

[THORIN IN THE HALLS OF EREBOR]

In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet.

For just a moment…a yellow sky.

I was young when dragonfire took all we’d earned.

But I didn’t burn

….I couldn’t seem to die.

I fought my way out.

Fought ev’ryone, far as I could see

I fought my way out.

I looked down and the kingdom had its eyes on me.

We passed from town to town.

And sometimes, strangers moved to kindness

By our story

Raised enough for us to book passage on a ship

Ered Luin-bound.

[RAP]

I fought my way out of hell.

I fought my way through strife and struggle

To keep our heritage away from death’s knells.

I fought the Pale Orc!

With a shield until he fell!

I fought against our enemies and defended us well!

And in the face of ignorance and resistance

I brought that ancient prophecy into existence!

And when my prayers to Mahal were met with indifference

I picked up a sword, and fought for our deliverance!

In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet!

For just a moment…a yellow sky.

I was young when my brother died.

He was holding me.

In Khazad-dum, he was holding me…

….I couldn’t seem to die.

[BALIN]

Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

[THORIN]

…I’ll fight my way out.

[COMPANY]

Wait for it, wait for it-

[THORIN]

I’ll fight everyone, far as I can see! *grabs Bilbo*

[COMPANY]

History has its eyeees-

[THORIN]

I’ll fight my way out!

Overwhelm them with authority!

*dangles Bilbo over the battlements*

This is the eye of the hurricane!

This is the only way I can protect my legacy!

[COMPANY]

Wait for iT, wait for it, wait for it, wait!

Swords and Pigs

theoneandonlyzoe:

Thanks to culturalrebel for letting me bounce off her lyrics to make this!

How does a ragtag volunteer comp’ny in need of a shower
Somehow withstand two diff’rent superpowers?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire
Leave the battlefield alive, screamin’ Baruk Khazad! higher?
Yo! Turns out we have a secret weapon.
The cousin Thorin knows and loves who’s unafraid to step in
He’s constantly confusin’ confoundin’ the orcish war force
Everyone give it up for the Iron Hills’ favorite fighting Dwarf-Lord!
(Ironfoot!)
I’m taking this pig by the reins
Makin’ pale orcs black with bloodstains
(Ironfoot!)
And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em drop and burn ‘em up and scatter the remains, I’m
Ironfoot!
I get a call for more swords
I ride forth with more dwarves
And pigs
And so the balance shifts
We rendezvous with ol’ Tharkun, consolidate this shit
We can end this war before it starts, cut it off at speed, but
For this to succeed
There is someone else we need – my friend
Oakenshield!
Well, he knows what to do in a pinch
Ingenuitive and fluent and swift, I mean
Oakenshield!
Well you’re gonna have to help him eventually – what we gonna do on the bench, I mean?
Oakenshield!
No one has his resilience, though lacking in practical tactical brilliance!

You wanna fight for your land back?
Get your arms and fight back!
You gotta get your arms and fight back!
I mean you gotta put some thought into you your letters
But the sooner the better
You get your arms and fight back!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS