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So, culturalrebel submitted this AMAZING Thranduilification of Hamilton’s King George III to determamfidd the other day, as she has been compiling all sorts of delicious and heartrending Hamilton/Hobbit mashups, and OH MY GOD. I know you already posted yourself singing it, Dets, for which I feel slightly like I’m stepping on your toes, but there are not enough words for how much King George is MY JAM. So I had to sing it too >_>

HOLD ME, CULLY

HOLD ME AND JUST SING KING GEORDUIL AT ME FOREVER

@culturalrebel alksjdgflajshdsgalj i think hobbit4ham is a thing now?!?! IT’S A THING? EEEEEE

you make a FAR better Elf Kingy than me, my Star ❤ what butbutbut how the heck, you’re a dwarf

theoneandonlyzoe:

Happy birthday Dets! You’re a huge blessing in my life and I wish you and your family all the best.

SWEET MERCIFUL SHITBISCUITS

THIS IS AMAZING

AMAAAAZING

GOOD GRAVY, YOU’RE JUST AS FAST AS DAVEED DIGGS…!!!!!! LSJGFSDHGAJALSHDG

I LOVE IT i love it i love it i love it so so much I LOVE IT THANK YOU SO SO MUCH i loooooove it i LOVE IT

everybody give it up for all Erebor’s FAV-RITE! IRON! HILLS! DWARF!

and you WROTE THE OAKENSHIELD rap…!!!! you’re a goddamn genius, @culturalrebel LOOK LOOK LOOK!

*tacklehugs and blubbers all over Zoe* THANK YOU. SO MUCH. THIS IS AMAZING.

(also, you are kriffing gorgeous, how did I never realise I was friends with such a STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL PERSON)

How does a ragtag, battle of five armies outside bet, somehow turn around, go on to give as good as they get, how do they emerge victorious from the dragonfire, leave the battlefield one massive orcish funeral pyre? Turns out, Thorin has a badass cousin, he rides in, every minute slays a dozen, he’s constantly breaking and beating the orcish war hordes, ERRYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR ALL EREBOR’S FAVOURITE IRON HILLS DWARF! IRONFOOT!

OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECTION ITSELF

*standing ovation*

(okay but Dis with Angelica’s part in The Reynolds Pamphlet and facing Thorin’s grave while raw with grief and fury)

[DIS]

I knew my children like I know my mind…

You could never find Dwarves so devoted and so blind!

I loved my children more than anything in this life!

And I chose their happiness over mine every time!

Put what we had aside!

Damn this Mountain and our pride!

You could never be satisfied!

Thorin, are you satisfied?!

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SO: King ~~George III~~ Thranduil has a few words to say in light of these developments…..

Lyrics are the work of the fiendish @culturalrebel, and are here!

YOUR HAMILTON/LOTR STUFF IS THE BEST! But imagine Eowyn doing a rendition of Burn to Aragorn because unrequited feels.

Yeeeeeeouch, nnngh

lmao Denethor singing Burn, that’s just…

[THRANDUIL]

You say…the price of my peace is not a price that you’re willing to pay.

Insane! You cheat with that Hobbit.

Now my army’s encamped on the plains.

Why so blue?

I thought that we’d make some arrangements

When you went away.

Your will, mine to subdue!

Well, even despite our estrangement,

I’ve got a small query for you:

What comes next?

The Mountain’s freed.

Did you know gold would create such greed?

You’re on your own.

AWESOME! WOW!

Do you have a clue what happens now?

The Greenwood will rise.

Erebor will fall!

Don’t make this harder, Thorin: it’s your call.

All alone, starved and besieged.

When your brethren say they hate you.

Don’t come crawling back to me!

Da da da dat da dat da da da
Da ya da
Da da dat
Da da ya da…

You’re on your own.

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ninayasmijn:

Lyrics made by: @culturalrebel (It’s not letting me tag you?)

Sung for: @determamfidd and of course @culturalrebel

OH CRIPES

you sing this beautifully, Nina. Your voice has a lovely sensitivity and delivery, it’s so warm and clean… and your pitch is fan.tast.ic.

also: AUUUUUUGHLKSHGDLJSHGDLJSH @culturalrebel LOOK

(lyrics are here, if anyone would like to SOB ALONG WITH ME)

everyone is doing an A++ job of making me AUGH into my tea ~~which you throw in the sea when you see me walk by~~

…goddamn it.

Bilbo at the end of AUJ: I am not throwing away my shot!
Bilbo at the end of DoS: Just stay alive, that would be enough
Bilbo at the end of BOTFA: Let me tell you what I wished I’d known, when I was young and full of glory